Limbus Company

The Recipe

Jia Mu’s original recipe on how to make the bolus was presumably a guess made by cross-referencing the KR, JP, and EN script of the recipe in Limbus Company.

First, immediately ground and add the roots of yellow wither grass within a century of harvest from the mounds; For aetherial lifewood ashes , at the first sight of darkening stir it before incorporation, but it must be first infused with a serpent's scales; as for decayed sulphurs, use the ashes of the tormented dead that has experienced four seasons amply but jabbering daily, but titanium spoon must be used to mix the ingredients. Then, add Whale oil extracted from the Murky Whale; as for the blue-blood of a Lingzhi, it must first be drawn from a child without making a laceration, avoid eye contact, and maintain viscosity level above 80%. Prepare a ex-zyme for only less than 12 days after production. Preserve it in a vessel prior to pulverization, then inject it at a temperature equal to or below 20 celsius.

The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans’ goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices.

TLDR: Review bombing came after devs wanted to nerf Red Sheet Sinclair & Faust while promising compensation for anyone who pulled for Faust. Asian players livid and send death threats, Western players mostly alright. Nerfs canceled now players who pulled for Faust expecting to received compensation now angry.

The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans' goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices. Their constant, arbitrary alterations to core gameplay mechanics while ignoring community feedback entirely reveals them as nothing but deceitful charlatans and heartless profiteers in gaming disguise. What began as a promising title has completely lost its soul to corporate greed - each update now serves as another cash-grabbing scheme. I strongly advise all players to abandon this sinking ship. As for the development team? They'd better watch their backs. Given their shameless exploitation of the player base, I wouldn't be surprised if an outraged player took matters into their own hands someday. Consider this fair warning to the entire company: karma's coming for your unscrupulous business practices.

Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense

Its the K’Sante copypasta from LoL but changed into Zwei Ishmael from Limbus Company.

Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense level up a turn💦 Immune to stagger from damage 🚫Clashable Guard 🛡️ Guard gives 10 self tremor count 🧱 70% extra damage on s3 while defensive stance🌪️29 clash 120 raw damage nuke 🗡️ Has infinite speed for clashing🏃Up to 24 tremor pot infliction s3 aaaaaa

HP254 Defense 55 Defense level ups💪 Tremor gain☝Gains Defense level for tremor📈😈 Draws Aggro❗Has a Clashable Guard😋 and even transforms💫 to Defensive Stance 🛡 Cooldown is 1turn🙏 Tremor burst💥 on all clash wins🙌 Double Defense gain for tremor📈📈❗ Ignore speed🏃 Force clash🗡👊 Unstaggerable🚫 Unbreakable coin🚫 Reduces📉 damage on clash lose😡 S3 Tremor burst💥twice✌and deal 70% more damage💪 Raise Tremor📈 more you raise it📈 S3 damage raises📈again Then there is Coin power+ for Defense level😮 Upto 4⁉ Damage scaling with Defense level😲⁉

Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!!

Jia Xichun copypasta from Limbus Company

Jia Xichun is an ally/unit in the game Limbus Company.

Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your ████!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'être, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!!

No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ until ████ █████ █████ ███████ we are ████ █████ █████ ██████ ██████ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你妖艳 热爱百零五度的你 滴滴青春的蒸流水 ❤🖤🤍💦💦💧💧

早上好中国 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋 但是《賈惜春》比冰激淋…… 🍦

Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your ████!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'être, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!! No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ until ████ █████ █████ ███████ we are ████ █████ █████ ██████ ██████ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你妖艳 热爱百零五度的你 滴滴青春的蒸流水 ❤🖤🤍💦💦💧💧 早上好中国 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋 但是《賈惜春》比冰激淋…… 🍦

When I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party

Originated from a in-game rant of Youtuber (FaZe Jev) getting flashed on COD Modern Warfare 3 which became a meme. Its sometimes known as the flash bang rage and can appear in many different variation depending on the game.

How come when its I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party! But when I get flashed, its like some big brollock black dude named Requis, pulls a bedsheet up and over my head and proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME!!!!

Oh, I'm flashed... I'm- OH MY FUCKING GOD! DUDE, WHY IS THAT WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY, IT'S LIKE I SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN I GET FUCKING FLASHED, IT'S LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKING 'REQUIS' PULLED A FUCKING BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEED TO SKULL FUCK ME!

Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party. But when I get fuckin' flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fuckin' REQUIS pulls a fucking bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME?

Because I spawn, die, spa- Spawn, die. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn die SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE

Why is it that when i flash somebody
It’s like i slapped them in the face with a fuckin napkin from a little kids birthday party
But when i get fuckin flashed
Its like some big brollic black dude named fuckin REQUIS pulled a bedsheet around my head and proceeded to skull fuck me

Limbus Company

DUDE WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I POP EGO ON SOMEBODY ITS LIKE I JUST SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN THEY FUCKING POP EGO ITS LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKIN' HEATHCLIFF PULLS A FUCKIN' BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEEDS TO SKULL FUCK ME

Congratulations to you, and all other users protesting on the subreddit

Its a response from a mod of r/LimbusCompany during the NSFW ban drama where a user was banned in multiple related Limbus Company subs for “stoking” the drama. The mod had since apologized and unbanned the user. Meanwhile the response had become a copypasta for sounding like a FNAF ending ahh speech (villain monologue). Context to the whole drama here.

Congratulations to you, and all other users protesting on the subreddit. Contrary to what people have said, we aren't going to stay the course regardless of what we hear. Your side won. You, however, will not get to be a part of it. I won't explain everything you did to make this situation far worse as you stirred the pot, since you know it full well. Forget about the Angela Corn post, we've looked at every post and comment you've made. Plenty of people were expressing their criticism in good faith and in civil manners. You were creating drama for the hell of it.
So goodbye and good luck.