Limbus Company

Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!!

Jia Xichun is an ally/unit in the game Limbus Company.

Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your ████!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'être, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!!

No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ until ████ █████ █████ ███████ we are ████ █████ █████ ██████ ██████ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你妖艳 热爱百零五度的你 滴滴青春的蒸流水 ❤🖤🤍💦💦💧💧

早上好中国 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋 但是《賈惜春》比冰激淋…… 🍦

Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your ████!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'être, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!! No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ until ████ █████ █████ ███████ we are ████ █████ █████ ██████ ██████ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你妖艳 热爱百零五度的你 滴滴青春的蒸流水 ❤🖤🤍💦💦💧💧 早上好中国 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋 但是《賈惜春》比冰激淋…… 🍦

When I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party

Originated from a in-game rant of Youtuber (FaZe Jev) getting flashed on COD Modern Warfare 3 which became a meme. Its sometimes known as the flash bang rage and can appear in many different variation depending on the game.

How come when its I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party! But when I get flashed, its like some big brollock black dude named Requis, pulls a bedsheet up and over my head and proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME!!!!

Oh, I'm flashed... I'm- OH MY FUCKING GOD! DUDE, WHY IS THAT WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY, IT'S LIKE I SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN I GET FUCKING FLASHED, IT'S LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKING 'REQUIS' PULLED A FUCKING BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEED TO SKULL FUCK ME!

Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party. But when I get fuckin' flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fuckin' REQUIS pulls a fucking bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME?

Because I spawn, die, spa- Spawn, die. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn die SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE

Why is it that when i flash somebody
It’s like i slapped them in the face with a fuckin napkin from a little kids birthday party
But when i get fuckin flashed
Its like some big brollic black dude named fuckin REQUIS pulled a bedsheet around my head and proceeded to skull fuck me

Limbus Company

DUDE WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I POP EGO ON SOMEBODY ITS LIKE I JUST SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN THEY FUCKING POP EGO ITS LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKIN' HEATHCLIFF PULLS A FUCKIN' BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEEDS TO SKULL FUCK ME

Congratulations to you, and all other users protesting on the subreddit

Its a response from a mod of r/LimbusCompany during the NSFW ban drama where a user was banned in multiple related Limbus Company subs for “stoking” the drama. The mod had since apologized and unbanned the user. Meanwhile the response had become a copypasta for sounding like a FNAF ending ahh speech (villain monologue). Context to the whole drama here.

Congratulations to you, and all other users protesting on the subreddit. Contrary to what people have said, we aren't going to stay the course regardless of what we hear. Your side won. You, however, will not get to be a part of it. I won't explain everything you did to make this situation far worse as you stirred the pot, since you know it full well. Forget about the Angela Corn post, we've looked at every post and comment you've made. Plenty of people were expressing their criticism in good faith and in civil manners. You were creating drama for the hell of it.
So goodbye and good luck.

I’m sick of Magic Bullet Outis

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Magic Bullet Outis from Limbus Company.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Magic Bullet Outis. I try to play Regret Faust. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Wild Hunt Heathcliff. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Manager Don Quixote. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I want to play burn. The best team needs Magic Bullet Outis. I want to play Captain Ishmael and Blade Lineage Meursault - they both want Magic Bullet Outis. She grabs me by the throat. I save for her. I pull for her. I give her all the SP support passives. She isn't satisfied. I shard Dawn Office Sinclair. "I don't need this much burn count" she tells me. "Give me more magic bullets." She grabs LCCB Ryoshu and forces her onto the bench for the support passive. "You just need to double slot me. I can deal more damage with Magic Bullet E.G.O." I can't pull for magic bullet E.G.O. I don't have enough lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end" She takes aim with her E.G.O. weapon. She says "I remember the day when it offered me the contract." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, AOE dark flame application. What a cruel world.

Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense

Parody of the K’Sante copypasta from LoL but changed into Zwei Ishmael from Limbus Company

Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense level up a turn💦 Immune to stagger from damage 🚫Clashable Guard 🛡️ Guard gives 10 self tremor count 🧱 70% extra damage on s3 while defensive stance🌪️29 clash 120 raw damage nuke 🗡️ Has infinite speed for clashing🏃Up to 24 tremor pot infliction s3 aaaaaa

Man, this N corp Sinclair ID sucks.

Man, this N corp Sinclair ID sucks.

Negative coins? Why did PM add this? It’s literally a ticking bomb that’s about to corrode.

Yeah his skills are powerful but it’s their POTENTIAL power. In practice? He’s never going to be at -45 sanity, so his damage output must be dogshit.

Also how is he going to work with SP healing EGO? Why should I suffer negative consequences for using a freaking EGO?

“Just use his guard” you say, but ain’t that just skipping a turn? What kinda player would think skipping a turn is a good way to balance this stupid ID?

And he can’t even lose his sanity as good as normal IDs gain it! What’s the point?! PM really should hire better people if they think this ID is somehow “good” and “powerful”.

I require Kim himself to apologize for creating such a bad, low damage and high maintenance ID. They should also buff him, maybe 2 separate times, and I demand it TODAY.