Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
I hate that his smile makes my penis grow
He's trying to feminize the western male
And I hate it cuz I secretly want to get railed
The 5G vaccines are gonna turn me into a femboy
I wish I wasn't so eager to suck off another boy
The mask mandates are literal tyranny
I'm going to cum if I see a queer near me
Coronavirus is a total hoax
Why the fuck do I want a massive dick in my throat
Election fraud, the whole thing was a sham
I want to be dominated by a big strong man
Storm the Capitol, let's kill the Dems
I want to feel another man's gems
Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
I hate his sexy smile it makes my penis grow
I got a message for all you liberals out there. You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door come into my home and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try and put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands. Put em on me! On my body. Just slowly, gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm, giving me goosebumps. You want my gun!? Come kiss me for it! But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Lets do that thing where we- our faces get close to each other, and you know it's gonna happen it's just a matter of time, you just stare at each others lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely. Come do that for my gun! Bite my lip and play with my hair, for my firearm! If you want my gun, come spank me for it! Not like- not not like too hard but like- like still hard. You know li- like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time! You pussy liberals!
Please consider pronouns before going to war
Remember that, in the fog of war, people will likely refer to you by the gender assigned to you at birth.
So make sure you wear a badge with your preferred pronouns so that you don't suffer unnecessary verbal violence and bigotry in the field.
The last thing you want to hear is someone mis-gendering you as you bleed out after a fire fight.
Expect to encounter a lot of heteronormative language - typical of the chauvinist environment in which you will find yourself.
Shouts like "watch out, lads", "listen in, boys" and other micro-aggressions will wear you down as the white male dominated armed forces attempt to erase your lived experience.
If you can, be the change you want to see. You can do this by shouting "Zhere coming from the south!", or "two possible BIPOC folx taking cover at your 6!".
People will respect your efforts to be inclusive in the theatre of war.
Ultimately, silence is violence, and you'll be wanting as little additional violence as possible.
I hate Trump, and everything about him. I am white but I wish I wasn't. Just because I am white doesn't mean I deserve rights. In fact I don't. I should be treated like a dog, just like my mom should be too. She's just such a blonde hoe anyway?
Can you upvote pls?
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THIS ISWHAT LEFT WANT!
God I wanna run a train on Ben Shapiro's sister. Everytime I see those two Republican titties swaying in the god damn breeze all I can think about is the entire state of Israel getting fucked as I hear her moans. All I can think about is debating Ben and getting absolutely demolished and called a #libtard by his fan base. His sister walks in and start sucking on my cock out of sorrow. I quickly have to pull out to avoid busting the largest nut ever recorded on her pretty conservative face.
