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The future the gays want

    The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.

    LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

      And it needs a D for dreamsexual
      As you may be aware, LGBTQQIP2SAAA is an all inclusive acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Pansexual, Two-Spirit (2S), Androgynous, Asexual and Allies. However, this is not all inclusive at all because it omits an S for Straight people like me.

And before you say "Ally covers straight people", please know that I can't be an ally because I hate gays. I'm straight and I don't agree with any of this, but I should be a part of the rainbow

      Spongebob is asexual

        Spongebob is asexual predator
        SpongeBob is asexual

No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff

He’s a fucking sea sponge

They reproduce asexually

        Change LGBTQ+ to LAGBITCH

          innovative, phenomenal, revolutionary, brilliant
          Lesbian, Asexual, Gay, Bisexual, Intersex, Trans, Cis, and Hetero. (The Q is silent)

I think this improves on the initials, on a number of levels:

  1.  you can pronounce it instead of saying a list of letters, which is getting more and more lengthy

  2.  includes Ace and Intersex people, who both need a hug, so come on

  3.  includes Cis and Hetero, which reduces bisexual erasure and gatekeeping, and increases allyship.

  4.  it's fun to say. "Are you a LAGBITCH?" "Why, yes, yes I am. Aren't we all?" ... "Indeed."

Thoughts?

          Basically every PragerU Video

            J U D E O - C H R I S T I A N V A L U E S
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            Donuts, the most famous baked good. They represent everything good & pure about this fine nation. but like most things, the Left is trying to ruin donuts by forcing their progressive values upon them. these days, donut shops are selling donuts with rainbow frosting, clearly in support of LGBT Pride. while there's nothing necessarily wrong with the LGBT Community, people should be allowed to buy donuts without having a left-wing, progressive agenda forced down their throat. the Left isn't just ruining donuts, over the years, more and more products have been sold in support of Gay Pride, from various other baked goods such as cake or cookies, to clothing, to even art. If you're still not convinced, on days after it rains, there's a rainbow in the sky, showing that the Left's influence is so strong, that even the Lord God himself has abandoned his Judeo-Christian values in favor of pandering to a Leftist Society. Things have gotten so bad, that when I use the mist setting on my garden hose, it too produces a rainbow. I haven't left my house in two weeks, and while my vegetable garden is slowly dying as we speak. It's better off my tomatoes quiver and die than succumb to the Leftist agenda. Now you may wonder why the Left wants to spread this agenda? Well it's because they're after this delicious boy pussy, but, they can't have it. I'm Dennis Prager.