lgbt copypasta

Spongebob is asexual

SpongeBob is asexual

No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff

He’s a fucking sea sponge

They reproduce asexually

Change LGBTQ+ to LAGBITCH

innovative, phenomenal, revolutionary, brilliant

Lesbian, Asexual, Gay, Bisexual, Intersex, Trans, Cis, and Hetero. (The Q is silent)

I think this improves on the initials, on a number of levels:

  1.  you can pronounce it instead of saying a list of letters, which is getting more and more lengthy

  2.  includes Ace and Intersex people, who both need a hug, so come on

  3.  includes Cis and Hetero, which reduces bisexual erasure and gatekeeping, and increases allyship.

  4.  it's fun to say. "Are you a LAGBITCH?" "Why, yes, yes I am. Aren't we all?" ... "Indeed."

Thoughts?

Basically every PragerU Video

J U D E O - C H R I S T I A N V A L U E S — Video source

Donuts, the most famous baked good. They represent everything good & pure about this fine nation. but like most things, the Left is trying to ruin donuts by forcing their progressive values upon them. these days, donut shops are selling donuts with rainbow frosting, clearly in support of LGBT Pride. while there's nothing necessarily wrong with the LGBT Community, people should be allowed to buy donuts without having a left-wing, progressive agenda forced down their throat. the Left isn't just ruining donuts, over the years, more and more products have been sold in support of Gay Pride, from various other baked goods such as cake or cookies, to clothing, to even art. If you're still not convinced, on days after it rains, there's a rainbow in the sky, showing that the Left's influence is so strong, that even the Lord God himself has abandoned his Judeo-Christian values in favor of pandering to a Leftist Society. Things have gotten so bad, that when I use the mist setting on my garden hose, it too produces a rainbow. I haven't left my house in two weeks, and while my vegetable garden is slowly dying as we speak. It's better off my tomatoes quiver and die than succumb to the Leftist agenda. Now you may wonder why the Left wants to spread this agenda? Well it's because they're after this delicious boy pussy, but, they can't have it. I'm Dennis Prager.

I got banned from r/lgbt for posting this. I don’t know why, it was a legitimate question

Asking for a friend

Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.