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The tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicopters… He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.

    A man in Lego City just can’t take it anymore

      A man has fallen into depression in Lego city
      
      Start taking anti-depressants
      
      hey.... (he says lifelessly to his wife and friends)
      
      Climb to the top of the lego city bridge and say your goodbyes
      
      Prepare to die, lower your expectations, and off the bridge
      
      The new suicidal collection from Lego City

      BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY

        THE NEW WHITE SUPWEMACY COWWECTION FWOM WEGO CITY
        BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY
        
        REINSTITUTE JIM CROW LAWS
        
        HEY!
        
        BUILD THE PLANTATIONS AND START UP THE TRANS-ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE
        
        TAKE AWAY THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS AND RAPE THEIR WOMEN
        
        THE NEW WHITE SUPREMACY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

        A WOMEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED SHOWING HER ANKLES IN LEGO CITY

          now you can make lego city halal
          A WOMEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED SHOWING HER ANKLES IN LEGO CITY
          
          IMPLEMENT SHARIA LAW
          
          وقحة!
          
          BUILD A BURKA AND FIND A RESPONSIBLE HUSBAND TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF HER
          
          PUT THE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS IN THEIR PLACE
          
          THE NEW SAUDI COLLECTION FROM CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN