Legend of Zelda

Hey guys! Did you know that Link from Legend of Zelda is perfect for breeding? He has walked and run many times throughout his journey, meaning that his legs are thick and muscular enough to handle the painful cramps of childbirth! He is around 5'7" and roughly 8 apples heavy, making him capable of handling dicks inside him. Link also has a somewhat tiny body, making it easier for your dick to go all the way inside and spray your korok seeds into his hole of z! Once Link gives birth, his childlike demeanor will allow him to be very likable to his offspring!

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.