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leftist destroyed


To think that every event since the Big Bang has led up to your pathetic existence

    libtard destroyed
    To think that every event since the Big Bang has led up to your pathetic existence should make anyone depressed. However, I do take great solace in the fact that you will leave no legacy (outside of being an douche) in any domain, will be crippled by mental instability for the rest of your pathetic life, and will likely die nameless and alone. It’s actually genuinely saddening that thousands of likable, emotionally stable and intelligent people die of illness everyday, yet you remain.

    “Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women’s rights to have an abortion?”

      Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"

Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"

Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"

Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"

Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"

Reporter: (silence)

Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."

(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)

"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."

Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"

(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)

All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"

(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"