British Lamar roast Franklin version
"hello franklin clinton, my african american friend. may i enter your abode?"
"wornk"
"gasp. my african american friend. Do not hold distane for my for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more elequently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so, perhaps the young lady you court would return your correspondance when she tires of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. Saddle-goose!
"what"
"i will now show my middle finger on my left hand to signal that i would like you to stop talking to me as i walk away from your home in davis."