Oh my god, guys, Koyanskaya is so hot. I swear this isn't a copypasta, but every time I hear her smug voice at the end of a stage, I just feel the need to rush to somewhere private so I can spend the next seven hours reading Koyanskaya doujins, she's just too hot for a human brain to comprehend. Her first ascension with the skintight bunny suit with openings that show the side of her thighs and hips, the long legs, the high heels, the badass sniper she's holding, holy fuck I wish she'd step on me and call me a miserable little human, HER miserable little human, I want to be completely and throughly dominated by that vixen, but at the same time, everytime she acts smug or like the master is inferior to her, I iust wish I could use a command spell on her or something, anything, to put her in her place, oh my god just looking at Koyanskaya is enough to ruin my entire day because at that point, I'm either gonna waste hours in the bathroom re-reading the same few hentai doujins of her, or become unable to concentrate on anything until I manage to somehow fap to her with the little free time I have in the day.
God, why isn't she real. WHY. I used to hate her because she indirectly caused the death of one of my waifus (Da Vinci), but she's been growing on me and now I can't spend a SINGLE FUCKING DAY without her being on my mind, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep, my brain is filled with thoughts of breeding Koyanskaya and filling her with enough baby batter to make the Throne of Heroes itself pregnant through the raw power of love and hate. I want her to squeeze me with those godly thighs, threaten to kill me just like that, and I'd be extremely afraid because I'd be aware that she can and WILL kill me if I don't meet her demands or something, and being scaroused is based so obviously that'd be one hell of a good time.
If there's one thing keeping me sane through this depression that college entrance exams are giving me, it's Koyanskaya. Her body is hot as fuck, yes, but her smile is what kills me inside. That damned smile. That's where my love began to bloom. Whenever she looks at me like I'm just some human for her to torture and use then discard, it makes me feel all giddy on the inside, not in a horny way, even. I want to kiss her, to hug her, to be hers in every sense of the word. Her smile is everything to me. Her eyebrows, slightly thicker than usual for Fate waifus, are also amazingly hot. Her voice, when she talks about NFF industries, would be enough to make me completely wet myself if I were a woman. Koyanskaya is making me lose my mind, Griffith. I'm losing my sanity. I can't take it anymore. No matter how much cum I tribute to Koyanskaya, it will never be enough because it should've been inside her, not on the shower or some onahole. Even my music playlist reminds me of her, everytime I listen to a fate song, Koyanskaya comes to my mind. Whenever Ijimekko Bully by Mori Calliope starts to play, I cry because it reminds me that she isn't real. "She's dressed up in diamond dust, a lover of decay."
The song fits her perfectly because it's a song about an abusive lover that finds your cries and begs to be adorable, and it "surprises her that her attitude is charming to anyone". Well, to me, it's more than charming. It's a reason to live, to love. I have few reasons to live, but she's one of them. I'd say she's in my top 5. "Lying, conniving, thriving in hate". Just like Koyanskaya. Please, god, give me a future where I make enough money to commission more Koyanskaya doujins. Please.
I want Koyanskaya in my life. No, I NEED her. She's perfect. I know that charming human simps and then ruining their lives is her whole thing, but it'd be so worth it. I don't even need to tap that, if you know what I mean. I just want to be near her, to be subject to her psychological abuse and maybe even physical torture. It'd be worth it. She's worth it. With those legs, that ass, that personality, that smile, she's worth dying for. I usually don't have much interest in having sex myself (I'm aegosexual), but Koyanskaya? God, I'd be willing to break my jaw tonguing her until one of us faints. Imagine making the overconfident Koyanskaya arch her back with pleasure, squeezing your head with her legs as you tease her clit, almost choking you to death in the process. That's heaven right there, my friend. If there is a god out there, I'm sure he/she/they understand me. They can send me to hell for all I care, Koyanskaya is worth the eternity of suffering I'd endure afterwards. If me and Koyanskaya were the characters in "I have no mouth and I must scream", I'd kill her and endure the eternity of lonely suffering in her place. That's how much I love her.
I want to be Koyanskaya's house husband. She earns our dough with NFF services, being the bad bitch that she is, and I'd make her dinner and prepare a luxurious bath for her. When she gets home, tired, id finish dinner preparations while she's on the bath, and after dinner, I'd resupply her mana. God, if I had one wish, it'd be to bring Koyanskaya to life. Even if she doesn't love me, that's okay. I want her to frown once she looks at me, as if she's looking at an insect. But then, before squashing me under her heels, she'd stop and turn me into her servant.
Please. Please. I can't stop thinking about Koyanskaya. I feel sick. I feel ill. Therapy can't fix me.
My family (my brother and father are the only ones I've told about Koyanskaya) judges me, thinking I'm just a weirdo and I'll eventually find a real woman. They're wrong. Koyanskaya is the only woman to ever make me feel this way. I can't even get hard for women that aren't Koyanskaya. I tried yesterday for over two hours. I failed. If this isn't love, I don't know what is. My autistic hyperfixation is Koyanskaya, and I wouldn't have it any other way. i've browsed every single page of Koyan rule34. I love Tamamo Vitch Koyanskaya.
