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kim jong un heart surgeon copypasta


In Korea, heart surgeon.

    Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
    
    My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!