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Kanye west copypasta

Normally I’d call bs but Ye in his bag right now

    Kanye is in his bag right now
    Normally id call bs but ye in his bag rn. Hes dialed in big time and idk i sorta feel like he wants to drop something insane really soon after donda just to show kim, and the world, that hes better then ever and counting him out is a mistake. The best revenge agains kim rn is to be the biggest thing on the planet, something she cant compete with. Not even fucking pete Davidson will outshine a second masterpiece within a year. Just my 2 cents.

    Runaway

      Runaway by Kanye West emojified
      she ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฉ find โœ” pictures ๐Ÿšบ in ๐Ÿ• my ๐Ÿ™‚ email ๐Ÿ’ป I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‹ sent โœ‰๐Ÿ“ฌ this ๐Ÿ”ฅโฌ† bitch ๐Ÿป a picture of ๐Ÿ‘‰โ— my ๐Ÿ’ต dick ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ก know ๐Ÿ“™ what it ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ’ฏ is with females ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉ But ๐Ÿคšโ˜ I'm not ๐Ÿšซ too ๐Ÿ˜ก good at ๐Ÿ˜ฉ that โช๐Ÿ˜ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ See, ๐Ÿ™‰ I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ could ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ˆ have ๐Ÿˆถ me a good ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘Œ girl โ™€๐Ÿ˜ And still be ๐Ÿ˜ฑ addicted to ๐Ÿ‘จ them ๐Ÿ˜ญ hood ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš rats And ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜ฝ I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ just ๐Ÿค” blame everything ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™Œ on ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ At ๐Ÿ‘ least ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ˜ know ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ฑ that's ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸšŸ what I'm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‚ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ at ๐Ÿ‘…

      Gay version

      That's the biggest cock I ever seen ๐Ÿ‘€ Straight up out a gay porn scene ๐ŸŽฅ Who knew how big it is that dick ๐Ÿ˜ That turned me on like Stephen King ๐Ÿฅต Up late night there's precum ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ง Fully erect even when I didn't start suckin' ๐Ÿ† I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock ๐Ÿ˜ณ I always drink his cum, oh ๐Ÿคค
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You always make me suck your cock ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I think it's your turn now ๐Ÿ˜Š I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You really need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ I think I'm bussing now ๐Ÿ˜ซ Drop it, drop it ๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿซณ 'Cause I just want that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ Keep movin' that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ When it's going to cum your Robocock? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฆ Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’‹
      
      Just looking at your search history ๐Ÿ’ป I know you love gay pornography ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ณ He said why I'm looking at his private things ๐Ÿ˜ก Well, my bussy's gonna bleed tonight ๐Ÿ˜ฃ Honestly I don't care 'cause that turns me on ๐Ÿ˜ Keep enough cum, I'm the cumbox now ๐Ÿ’จ I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock ๐Ÿ˜ณ I always drink his cum, oh ๐Ÿคค
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You always make me suck your cock ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I think it's your turn now ๐Ÿ˜Š I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You really need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ I think I'm bussing now ๐Ÿ˜ซ Drop it, drop it ๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿซณ 'Cause I just want that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ Keep movin' that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ When it's going to cum your Robocock? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฆ Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’‹ Somebody please make him stop ๐Ÿ›‘
      
      Stop, suck, blow-job ๐Ÿ‘„ B- I'm hot, I ๐Ÿ”ฅ Ain't used to being told, "Stop" ๐Ÿ˜ So I could be your femboy ๐Ÿšบ Fast or slow, how you would like the blowjob? ๐Ÿฅฐ Now, now now you'll cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ Now, now now you'll cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah, I grabbed his cock, he's so turned on ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ You get horny when you know ๐Ÿฅต So just don't ask me how to suck ๐Ÿคช
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh, uh ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Yeah, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
      
      You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต (you need to suck me now) You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต (you need to suck me now)
      
      Oh, you're fucking me ๐Ÿ˜– You must be cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆ Or you are horny ๐ŸŒก Oh, oh, you're fucking me ๐Ÿ˜– Oh, you're fucking me Ahh~, that was a good one ๐Ÿฅต My ass is full of cum now ๐Ÿ˜ซ My ass is full of cum now ๐Ÿ˜ซ You need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅบ You need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅบ Oh, you are sucking now โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

      JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT MY LITTLE BROTHER FOR INTERRUPTING MY FIRST DONDA LISTEN

        Donda is the tenth studio album by American rapper and producer Kanye West.
        Iam in the bathroom rn listening to onda while typing this, my father and other brother are yelling cause I broke my little brothers nose cuase he interrupted me. I was listening to jail and the fucker came into with his lil speaker playing some nba youngboy or sumn i snatched the speaker andfuckung swung it and smashed it his face I dontp lay like that when it comes to moments like this fuck him fucker probably got frontal teeth chipped too fuck him btw hurricane so spiritual bro weeknd hook and parts got me crying im experiencing ascension lord you are forever god is the greatest praise be lord bless my brothers here on this sub and Kanye and may we wake up to happier and greater days every morning

        I’m not gay but

          This is classic r/NYYankees pasta that turned into Kanye
          I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

          Kanye West

            Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest
            After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then heโ€™ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. โ€œMy life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.

            โ€œKanye Westโ€ – by Mark Twain.

              โ€œAfter a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿฃ to take his Kanye Rest ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ˜ด. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ. Then heโ€™ll get Kanye Dressed ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ‘• into his Kanye Vest ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿฆบ to go on a Kanye Quest ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ™ , then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿงณ. Then to school to take his Kanye Test ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ“. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿงด? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐ŸฆŸ.โ€