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Kanye west copypasta


Normally I’d call bs but Ye in his bag right now

    Kanye is in his bag right now
    Normally id call bs but ye in his bag rn. Hes dialed in big time and idk i sorta feel like he wants to drop something insane really soon after donda just to show kim, and the world, that hes better then ever and counting him out is a mistake. The best revenge agains kim rn is to be the biggest thing on the planet, something she cant compete with. Not even fucking pete Davidson will outshine a second masterpiece within a year. Just my 2 cents.

    Runaway

      Runaway by Kanye West emojified
      she 💁👩 find ✔ pictures 🚺 in 🕐 my 🙂 email 💻 I 👈😋 sent ✉📬 this 🔥⬆ bitch 🏻 a picture of 👉❗ my 💵 dick 🍆 I 😩 don't 🚫😡 know 📙 what it 🙂💯 is with females 👧👩 But 🤚☝ I'm not 🚫 too 😡 good at 😩 that ⏪😐 shit 💩👍 See, 🙉 I 👈💰 could 💖👈 have 🈶 me a good 🤠👌 girl ♀😍 And still be 😱 addicted to 👨 them 😭 hood 🏚🏚 rats And 🥁😽 I 👈 just 🤔 blame everything 🌐🙌 on 😁 you 👉 At 👏 least 👏 you 😬☝ know 😵😱 that's 👌🚟 what I'm 😎👂 good 👌👀 at 👅

      Gay version

      That's the biggest cock I ever seen 👀 Straight up out a gay porn scene 🎥 Who knew how big it is that dick 😏 That turned me on like Stephen King 🥵 Up late night there's precum 🌙💧 Fully erect even when I didn't start suckin' 🍆 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋
      
      Just looking at your search history 💻 I know you love gay pornography 🏳️‍🌈😳 He said why I'm looking at his private things 😡 Well, my bussy's gonna bleed tonight 😣 Honestly I don't care 'cause that turns me on 😍 Keep enough cum, I'm the cumbox now 💨 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋 Somebody please make him stop 🛑
      
      Stop, suck, blow-job 👄 B- I'm hot, I 🔥 Ain't used to being told, "Stop" 😝 So I could be your femboy 🚺 Fast or slow, how you would like the blowjob? 🥰 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Yeah, I grabbed his cock, he's so turned on 😵‍💫 You get horny when you know 🥵 So just don't ask me how to suck 🤪
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh, uh 🏳️‍🌈 Yeah, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh 🏳️‍🌈
      
      You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now) You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now)
      
      Oh, you're fucking me 😖 You must be cumming 💦 Or you are horny 🌡 Oh, oh, you're fucking me 😖 Oh, you're fucking me Ahh~, that was a good one 🥵 My ass is full of cum now 😫 My ass is full of cum now 😫 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 Oh, you are sucking now ☺️💦

      JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT MY LITTLE BROTHER FOR INTERRUPTING MY FIRST DONDA LISTEN

        Donda is the tenth studio album by American rapper and producer Kanye West.
        Iam in the bathroom rn listening to onda while typing this, my father and other brother are yelling cause I broke my little brothers nose cuase he interrupted me. I was listening to jail and the fucker came into with his lil speaker playing some nba youngboy or sumn i snatched the speaker andfuckung swung it and smashed it his face I dontp lay like that when it comes to moments like this fuck him fucker probably got frontal teeth chipped too fuck him btw hurricane so spiritual bro weeknd hook and parts got me crying im experiencing ascension lord you are forever god is the greatest praise be lord bless my brothers here on this sub and Kanye and may we wake up to happier and greater days every morning

        I’m not gay but

          This is classic r/NYYankees pasta that turned into Kanye
          I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

          Kanye West

            Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest
            After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.

            “Kanye West” – by Mark Twain.

              “After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest 👨🏿‍🦲🐣 to take his Kanye Rest 👨🏿‍🦲😴. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best 👨🏿‍🦲👌. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed 👨🏿‍🦲👕 into his Kanye Vest 👨🏿‍🦲🦺 to go on a Kanye Quest 👨🏿‍🦲🏃‍♂️. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed 👨🏿‍🦲🙏 , then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest 👨🏿‍🦲🧳. Then to school to take his Kanye Test 👨🏿‍🦲📝. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest 👨🏿‍🦲🧴? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest 👨🏿‍🦲🦟.”