“Kanye West” – by Mark Twain.
“After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest 👨🏿🦲🐣 to take his Kanye Rest 👨🏿🦲😴. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best 👨🏿🦲👌. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed 👨🏿🦲👕 into his Kanye Vest 👨🏿🦲🦺 to go on a Kanye Quest 👨🏿🦲🏃♂️. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed 👨🏿🦲🙏 , then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest 👨🏿🦲🧳. Then to school to take his Kanye Test 👨🏿🦲📝. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest 👨🏿🦲🧴? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest 👨🏿🦲🦟.”