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Jujutsu Kaisen


My name is Itadori Yuji. I’m 15 years old.

    Its a parody of the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta but changed to Yuji from Jujutsu Kaisen.

    My name is Itadori Yuji. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Sendai, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an sorcerer for the Jujutsu High, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    I was born and raised in Sendai.

      I was born and raised in Sendai. This park is where I thought I almost died. I tried to rinse my slime in a sink but it went down the drain. I like flowers. Let's fish some crayfish. This department store has a movie theater. I catch grasshoppers. Horses are awesome. I bought ice cream with my allowance. Let's play some archery. I loved drinking sweet milk tea after shoveling snow. I used to think Santa was real.

      Hollow Purple

        Hit them with the Hollow Purple. It’s a special move of the popular character Gojo Satoru from hit anime Jujutsu Kaisen.

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        Hanten Jujutsu shiki Aka 🫸🔴 Hanten Jujutsu shiki Ao 🫸🔵 🫸🔵 🔴 🫷

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kyoshiki 🫳 🟣 🫴 Murasaki 🫰🤞🤌👉🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 ASS UP
        "Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one" Gojo Satoru declares, staring down the fraudxians. The goo furries sink back in fear as he utters the last words they'll ever hear... "Guess I'll be a little rough. Cursed Technique Amplification: Blue. Cursed Technique Reversal: Red. Hollow... Purple!" screamed The Strongest as he unleashed his strongest cursed technique upon them, instantly erasing all of them. The Gootraxians cornered the injured Nanami, Maki, Naobito and Megumi. As the furries tried to move in for the kill, Megumi opened his domain to attempt and create an escape route. As the hole in the domain was opened, a pair of hands reached out through it. "Those who inherited the curse of the Zen'in family, and the one who couldn't fully leave behind that curse. They would all bear witness to the bare flesh of the one who is free. To the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity!" The Narrator states boldly as The Sorcerer Killer pulls up through the domain barrier, speed-blitzing Maki and stealing her Playful Cloud. The Gootraxians whimper in fear as they bear witness to the true Honored One as he slowly strikes them down with the cursed tool. As The Nightcrawler attempts Pursuit of the Sorcerer Killer, it gets struck on the back of the head. As the Nightcrawler looks behind to see the attacker, it was Toji Fushiguro, the Sorcerer Killer! The vessel of carnage struck the kobold one last time with Playful cloud, instantly killing it.
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        You were talking mad smack when you had 1 finger so take this the Fraudulent one!!! HOLLOW PURPLE TIMES ♾️🫸🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🫷🤌🟣🫴🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣

        Gojo’s speech to Toji before killing him

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        Sorry, Amanai. I'm not even angry over you right now. I bear no grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now. Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one. The merit of having a technique that's passed down for generations is having a user's manual. The demerit is that information about the technique is easily leaked. You were a member of the Zen'in clan, weren't you? That's why you know so much about the Limitless technique. However, even in the Gojo clan, only a scant few know about this. Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass. Imaginary Technique: Purple. 
        Sorry, Amanai. I'm not even angry over you right now. I bear no grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

The merit of having a technique that's passed down for generations is having a user's manual.

The demerit is that information about the technique is easily leaked.

You were a member of the Zen'in clan, weren't you? That's why you know so much about the Limitless technique.

However, even in the Gojo clan, only a scant few know about this.

Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass.

Imaginary Technique: Purple.

        Gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Ryomen Sukuna

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          It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Ryomen Sukuna. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual "toys," including several custom dildos and a modified Sukuna-shaped doll with a twelve-inch pink strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and I have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping her from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep, inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, I died two months ago on the night I met the love of my life. I came home from the last episode of season 2 rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Sukuna would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and strong arms, penetrate me with his absolutely incredible girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration. It has been two months since that night. I feel nothing but grief. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Sukuna dolls, cloudy cum-crusted Sukuna acrylic stands that were once colorful and vibrant, and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Sukuna. I abused my Sukuna body pillow so much to the point that it can no longer stand upright against a wall. It lies crude and lifeless on my bedroom floor like a rotting corpse with the sole purpose of occasionally being my personal cum sock. My only friends are the roaches. Thank you for writing this, it's the only thing keeping me sane in these dark times. Everyday during my Sukuna prayer hours, I pray for your well being and happiness. You are a gift to this world and I do not deserve to read this fic as a sinner. May Sukuna remain victorious, and I will continue to pray to him for you A god (sukuna) bless you

          “You are my special” 今際の際際で踊りまし

            Jujutsu meme that goes something something You are my specialz something something every time the MC goes through a traumatic event. 

            U R MY SPECIALZ 😭
            "You are my special" 今際の際際で踊りましょう 東京前線興の都 往生際の際際で足掻きましょう お行儀の悪い面も見せてよ "I love you baby" 謳い続けましょう 如何痴れ者も如何余所者も 心燃える一挙手一投足 走り出したらアンコントロール "You are my special" 無茶苦茶にしてくれないかい? 一切を存分に喰らい尽くして 一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー 眩暈がする程 "you are my special" 有耶無耶な儘廻る世界 No! No! No! そう冷静にはならないで 一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー 誰が如何言おうと "you are my special" "We are special" "You are my special" 土俵際の際際で堪えましょう 東京沿線大荒れ模様 報道機関氣裸氣裸血走ります 冷静と俯瞰は御法度です