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THE JOKE IS SEX!

    get it 😍😍 the joke is that 🤯🤯🤯🤯 the woman is about to lift her shirt🤯🤯😰😼😼😼😼 but the video 📼📼📼 cuts ✂️✂️✂️to something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1😅😅😅😅😅😅😅the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😼😼😼😼😼😼 i cant believe op trolled🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌me like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦in my hand ✊✊✊✊✊✊what a silly goober‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕‼️❕‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩💥

    BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣

      BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣 i jjust PEED 🤣🤣🤣 OH THAT WAS SO 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂 FUN- 🤣🤣🤣-NNY 🤣 AAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣 NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I COULDNT 😂😂🤣🤣 HOLD MY LAUGHTER 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- 🤣😂🤣 -RS ARE AT MY 🤣😂🤣 DOOR HAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME 😂😂😂😂 LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THEY ARE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 BRINGING THE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POLICE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOT TO THE POLICE 🤣 STATION FOR 🤣😂 INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 TALK BECAUSE OF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣😂🤣😂 THEY DECIDED TO 🤣😂🤣😂 PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF COUR- 🤣😂🤣😂 -SE I COULD NOT TALK 😂🤣😂 TO THE JUDGE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH 😂🤣😂🤣 PENALTY 💀 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND GUESS WHAT, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM LAUGHTING at 😂 YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA 🤣 THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ) WISH AND I SAID 🤣😂🤣😂 I WANT TO 😂🤣😂 SEE YOUR JOKE FOR 🤣😂🤣 THE LAST TIME 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH 😂🤣😂 NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA 😂🤣😂 AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE 😂😂🤣😂 IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      In response to a funny joke

        I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

        An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American…

          Walks into a bar joke
          An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
          
          all go to a bar..
          
          The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.

          A dirty joke from the 1400s…

            In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.”
            
            From “The Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggio”, a joke book published in the 1400’s by Poggio Bracciolini:

            Gotta love making jokes with my friends

              He is not a homosexual, he is a homiesexual
              I was driving with a friend
              I grab his leg instead of the gearstick
              We both laugh and I unzip his pants
              I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends
              I start sucking his dick and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
              My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
              He then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke.
              
              Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.