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    Hey, voter! This is Team Joe and Kamala reminding you that that sort of thing isn't cool to do. We really hate to do this, but your internet activity has attracted our attention, and not in a good way. We suggest you put down your phone, walk tuah the polls, and VOTE ON THAT THANG, otherwise we may have to put you down for a pre-existing condition and deny you necessary medical coverage, uwu! And please don't make us register you as a Russian agent; if we do, and you're a person of color, we might even have to send you a Native American reservation, to work on uranium mines which absolutely don't exist. So in conclusion, SLAVA UKRAINI, and let's all be good fucking people!
    
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    Biden drops out

      UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦 
      👴🏻BIDEN JUST CAME OUT AS BYE SEXUAL 👋👋🏳️‍🌈 Sleepy Joe Biden 😴💤🛌 is finally BACKING DAT ASS 🍑 UP ⬆️ and OUT OF THE RACE 🏎️🏁 before he can finish 🍆🫐Soon he will be DISCHARGING 🍆💦 his duties 💩 as HOE-TUS 🦅 and saying GOODBYE 👋 to the HOE-VAL OFFICE 😮‍💨 These WHOREABLE DemocRATS 🐀 have their FOOT 🦶 on his neck and TOES IN HIS MOUTH 👅🥵 NO MORE ❌🙅‍♂️ OLD 👴🏻 DICK FOR US🍌 Send this to 47 of your most HORNY 💦voters 🗳️ if you get 0️⃣ back you'll get 4️⃣more years of BAD sex 😭😞👎🏼🔟 back, you are in for a SEXXXY surprise 😲🙀 If you get 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back then you'll be SCREAMING 🎤😱 for a new nominee ALL NIGHT LONG 😙🌌🌝 
      NEWS ALERT ‼️‼️ Looks 👀 like HOE 💃 Biden 👨‍🦳 has DROPPED ⬇️ his presidential 🇺🇸 ASS 🍑 out 🚫 of the RACE 🏃‍♀️ today 📆 and the nomination 🗳️ will go to CUMala 💦 Harris 👩 So let's 🤪 give it 🆙 🤤 for the OLDEST 💀 DUSTIEST 🌬️ and FREAKIEST 😈 president 🤵‍♂️ of all time ⏰ JOE BIDEN 🥵 and wish 🥺 🙏 him luck 🍀 in whatever SEXY 🥵 😳 ventures ✈️ he might have 🤷 We all know Jill 👵 is going to RIDE 🤤 🥵 his PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸 PRICK 🍆 until he busts 💦 his last CONGRESSIONAL 🇺🇸 CUMMING 💦 💦 in the White House 🏦 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 SEXY 💁‍♀️ inCUMbents 💦 if you get 0️⃣ back you're a real TRUMP 🤮 TAINT 🍑 LICKER 👅 if you get 5️⃣ you're 🫵 a JILL 💃 BIDEN SQUIRTER 💃 💦 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 you're a real ‼️ JOE BIDEN 🇺🇸 FREAK 😈 🥵 
      DID 🫵😳YOU HEAR? 👀👂DADDY 👅👴🏻BIDEN 😏⬇️DROPPED THAT 🍑💦FAT 😜🏋️‍♂️ASS 🍒LOW. 📉AND 😳DROPPED 👄OUT ✌🏽OF THE 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY 🥵💃🕳️WHORE 🤸🏼‍♂️😉🍆 PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏃‍♂️💨RACE. 🏌🏼‍♂️HE 👨🏼‍🦯😈 MADE 😰THE 🍌LONG 🍆HARD 🤤👀DECISION 👴🏼😏TO LET A 🤰🏽MILF 🍑WITH FAT 🤤 JUICY 💯👅💦COCONUTS 🥥🥥PROTECT 🫡‼️AND 💃🏽😘SERVE 🇺🇸💦OUR 🦪🇺🇸🗽CUNTRY. 😜😈 TRUMP 🍊💇🏼‍♂️HAS 😜💦 BEEN ❌A BAD 🙈👿 NAUGHTY 😏🥵BOY 🍆🍌💰AND 😩💁🏽‍♀️ SHE'S 🚔🚬A COP 🚓👮🏽‍♀️WHO 🍑🤔 WILL 🫡HAVE 🔗🚨💅🏽HIM 👋🏽💢🍑 SPANKED 🥵💦🩸 INTO 💣😳SUBMISSION 🍆💦CUM 🇺🇸🗳️ NOVEMBER 🏛️🎆 SEND THIS 💌👏🏽TO 2️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC 🎖️🇺🇸 SLUTS 🥵🍑OR 🔗SUBMIT 😩TO 4️⃣ MORE 👄SLUTTY 🍆💦YEARS🎉OF DADDY 😜 TRUMP 🇺🇸🍊🏌🏼‍♂️
      I know 😎 we've 👯‍♂️ all 👫 been 🚗 RIDIN' 😚 with 🍆 big 🍆 dick 🍆 Biden 🇺🇸 but 😲 he 🏃 just 👶⛔👎🙅‍♂️ PULLED OUT 😿🍆💦➡️ of ❌ the 🏁 race 🏃😔😔🫡 Who ❓ will ❓ FILL 🤪 THE VOID 🕳️ now⁉️ KAMAMA 🍈🍈 is 💃 ready 💅 to 🍑 POP 🎉 HER 🕺 PUSSY 🐱 into 👆 the 🌟 presidency 🏛️ but 😧 who ❓ will ❓ get 🎁 the 🏆 biggest 😲 LOAD 💦 of 📦 votes 🗳️ stuffed 💦 into 💦 their BALL-ot 🌰🌰 📦 BOX 📦 at the CUMvention😩😩⁉️⁉️ Can ❓ they 💃 defeat 👊 the 💪 BIGGEST 😂 PUSSY 🐱 GETTER 😜 OF 🏆 ALL 🌍 TIME🤴🤴 in HOEvember ⁉️⁉️ Send 📧 this 👇 to 📲 🔟 of 🔥 your 😈 SLUTTIEST 😌💅 genocidaires 👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶🇵🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂get 👍 10 🔟 back 🔄 you're 🦸 Corn 🌽 Pop 🥇 get ⬇️ 5️⃣ back 🔄 you 🥴 fell 🫃 out ⤵️ of 😝 a 🥥🌴🥥🌴C O C O N U T T R E E🌴🥥🌴🥥 get ⛔ 0️⃣ back 🔄 you're 🚫 a 😒 lying 🤥 dog 🐶 faced 😆 pony 🐴 soldier 🪖🎖️🤮 
      HOE 🥵 BI🏳️‍🌈-DEN 👴🏻 has ✅💰 officially DROPPED 😡 his 👣‼ 2024 CUM-paign 💦💦 for 🍆 presiCUNT and 🧀🌰 now, it’s 🤔 time ⌚ for 🎁🍆 CUM-ala HARRIS to 👉 gather her massive 😯 coco-NUT JUGS 🍒 and 🙆👎 take 👆 the 👏📩 democra-DICK 🍆 nomination. This FALL, 🍁🍂 get 👌 ready 😤😤 to 😵💦 FREAK UP 👆 and STREAK 🔥🏃🏻 to the 📅🦉 voting POLES and vote for 🍆 DOMMY MOMMY CUMMYLA 🥵HARR-ASS 🍑 and the 🎊 CUNT-ext 🌮 of 🐶 all 💯💯 in 👏 which 👏👏 you LICK 👄 and what 👼⏰ CAME 💦 before you. Send 💌 this 👉 to 2️⃣5️⃣👏 of your 🏻 FREAKIEST demoCUNTS 🍑 if you get 2️⃣5️⃣👏 back ⬅⬅ KAMALA 👩🏽will 💰 be 👏 promoted from VP-nis 🍆 to 💋HOE-tus 🫦if 🙎💵 you get 1️⃣0️⃣back you are 🔢 a 😩 certified CUMALA FREAK 👅🏿 if 🏃 you 👈 get 0️⃣ back 🔙 then 😧😕 you are a 💰🏻 CRUSTY inCUMbent lover. 💦🤬 
      cmon‼️‼️election🗳️season2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣let’s get sickening🦠😷!! looks like grandaddy👴🏻BI🏳️‍🌈⚧️-den just ☠️ death💀dropped⬇️📉😔out of the running 🏃‍♂️ , and the 🎖️competition🏆 is 🤬👿fiercer👺💅than ever. will 💦Kum-on-a 💇🏽‍♀️Hairy-ass🍑manage to 🔪slay🔫 this season’s villain 🦹🏼 Trump 👂🩸🧟‍♂️ or will she 🙅🏽‍♀️choke😭😭 on that big 🍆🍆 D? OR will another queen 👸🏼 rise 🆙⬆️↗️ to the 🍾🎈occasion🎉🎊 and 💃sashay 👘away with America’s 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸hearts❤️🤍💙? Send this 2️⃣4️⃣ of your most 🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️democratic🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️ divas! If you get 0️⃣ back, JD Vance will project🤮 2025 of his 💦cummies☔️right into your voting👌👄 booth😵🤤. If you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back BI-den will ram 🐏 his polls 📝🧾 into your bald 🧑‍🦲 eagle 🦅. If you get 2️⃣4️⃣ back, ur getting that house 🏠 painted 🎨 white 💦⚪️❕ tonight 😋😜🙂‍↕️
      JOE BI🏳️‍🌈DEN👴 HAS OFFICIALLY‼️ FALLEN OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND KAMALA’S COCONUTS🥥 ARE RUNNING 🏃‍♀️FOR PRESI-CUNT🥵 THIS FALL🍂 SO BE PREPARED😳 TO VOTE🗳️ FOR THE CUNT🍑TEXT📚 OF ALL💯 IN WHICH YOU FUCK😫🥵 AND WHAT CAME💦 IN YOU🫵 AND SAVE US 🙏FROM ONE EAR👂 DONALD👹. SEND THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO BLESS CUMALA 👑AND HER COCONUTS🥥 
      YOU THINK 🤔💭 YOU JUST FELL ⬇️ OUT OF THE COCONUT TREE❓️🥥🌴 JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN 👴 JUST FELL ⬇️ OUT OF THE 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ ELECTION. HOPEFULLY 🤔 WE CAN STILL EXIST 🧍‍♂️ IN THE CONTEXT 💭 OF A FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY 🦅 AND AVOID TRUMP'S 🍊 CUMMIES 😵‍💫💦 WHO DO YOU 🫵 THINK 🤔 WILL REPLACE GRANDDADDY BIDEN ❓️🤔💦 
      UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏CUM-MALA 💦WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE ⚪️WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE 🪟GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL DADDY T-RUMP 🍊💁🏼👂 AND 🌈GAY-D 🍆 VANCE EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS AND 🕳️HOLES ?!?!✌️👅💦 
      👉 YOU JUST GOT A TICKET 🎫 TO 🔛 the kamala 🥥 🌴 train 🚂 ! the bar car 🍷 🍸 is OPEN 🍾 , the conductor 👩🏽‍✈ ️ is xanned up 💊 🤤 , and we just hit 🤙 💥 a cow 🐄 🐮 without even slowing 🐌 down 😅 ! fav ❤ ️and send 📬 to 🔟 friends or you’ll fall 🍃 🍁 into a K HOLE 😵‍💫 🕳 ️forever ♾ ️!!
      ‼️ATTENTION❗️ALL CITIZENS OF THE 🇺🇸United Slays 🇺🇸of AmeriCUNT!!‼️Brand new presidential🕴️ candidate fresh 💦picked from the coconut tree🥥🌴❗️Big Daddy Joe👨🏻‍🦳💤 has ✨DEATH DROPPED✨ OUT 💀of the race🏎️🏁and endWHOREsed 😩💦Vice President 🚔 Copala Harris🚨🌴❗️The Democratic Party🫏🎉 broke up ❌🙅‍♀️with Big Daddy Joe 👨🏻‍🦳💤 cuz he is no longer fit 🏋️💪to serve🪖our CUNTry 🇺🇸💅🏻✨ 
      ‼️IT'S 🙅‍♂️JOEVER 🙅‍♂️ ‼️ Daddy 🔥 Joe Biden 👴 just PULLED OUT🥵 🍆💦🕳 leaving a gaping🥵 HOLE 🕳 at the top 🔝🍆 of the Democratic💙 ticket 🗳🎟. Will the Dems 🟦 choose 👑👩🏽‍✈️Kamala ♀️⁉️ or an open 🕳 CUMvention 💦 (did they just fall ⬇️🍁 out of a 🥥cocoNUT 💦 tree 🌴⁉️) Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 🐽🥵 coconutpilled 🥥🌴 KHive 🐝 members 🍆 — get🔟 back and the whole country will go🟦 BLEW 🍆💦 this November 🗓 ! Get 5️⃣ back and your ballot 🗳 box😼 will be stuffed 🫃 full 🥵 of Democratic 🟦 votes! Get 0️⃣ and Trump 🍊 sweeps 🧹 😔 
      ‼️ EMERGENCY MEATING 🍆🍖 OF THE DNC (DICK N COCK) ‼️🚨 Ho 🫦 Bi-den 🩷💜💙 is pulling out 🥴💦 of the campussy for Cummmmander 🥛🍯 in Chief 🫡 👮‍♂️ He fought longggg 📏😱 and harddd ☄️🥵 for our cuntry 🌮🦪 but he just couldn’t finish 🥀📉 Pour one out 🥃🍸for his big 😫 blue 🌀 donkey balls 🐴🫐 Which DOMocrat ⛓️👠🪢 will groping grandpa 🤏🏻👴🏻 tag in to double team babygirl 🎀🥺 Donnie🧎🏼🍊?? Send this 📨💌 to 🔟 of your top🔝 politihoes 🦅 🇺🇸 If you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you won’t get any head 😝😋 of state tonight ❎😔 If you get 6️⃣-9️⃣ back ♋️, daddy 🙎🏼‍♂️mighttt give you 🙋🏼‍♂️his general erection 🍆 🆙 If you get 🔟 back, the whooole ERECT🍌ORAL 👅 college 🚆🚂 is gonna stuff 🦃 your tiny little 🧸🥺 ballot box 🗳️📮 till 2028 ‼️🎇 
      My fellow 🇺🇸 AmeriCUNTS‼️🍑💦💦 Daddy 👨🏼 JOE 🤤 just DROPPED out of the 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ erection🍆🌭on national 💦ice 🍦CREAM 🥵🥵day. Kamala🙋🏽‍♀️ stuck her gyatt 🍑out 👅of the cocoSLUT🥥 tree to put PUSSY 🍑💦🫦in the OVAL 🦅OFFICE and 🎟️ride 🎠patriot DICK🍭 into victory🏆🎖️. BREAKING 🚨⏰news‼️‼️ hot 🥵sexy 😩kinky 💋Trump🕴️will get his 👂ear infected😷 by girl squirt🍑💦 and GAY CUM. 🍆💦Send this to 5️⃣ other freedom 🇺🇸💸loving hoes or you will 🙅‍♀️😳NOT be invited to Hunter Biden crack party💊🎉🥳🎊 

      Supreme Court kills Biden student loan relief plan

        ORDER 🔨🗣️ORDER 🔨😈 ORDER IN THE COURT 🔨🫦 THE 💦 SUCREAM🥛🕳️🤤 COURT 🏀 struck down 🚆 HOE BIDEN’S 🍆 promise to CANCEL ⛔🎓🧑‍🎓 STUDUSSY LOANS 🤑🥩💰 because 💳 💸 BANKS DESERVE BAILOUTS BUT THOSE DAMN KIDS DON’T!!! 🙅🤣💅 GRAB YOUR PITCHFORK🍴 and your 🔥TORCHES🔥 because 🧔🏼🙈😘 WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE 😍 BUT OUR CHAINS ⛓️ Send to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your FELLOW DEBTORS 😂 👯💥 AND YOU’LL STILL BE IN DEBT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 😂🍆🤡

        What’s Bofa?

          My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I must report that Bofa has collapsed. Many have asked me: “What’s Bofa?”, to which I respond: “Bofa Deez Towers”. I can say with full conviction that deez attacks were not bussin fr; we will find the people responsible for this evil act, and bring them to justice. No cap

          My fellow Americans, I have an urgent message.

            To all you bitch ass niggas calling me sleepy joe, I’m wide awake nigga and if you keep talking, I’m going to pull out the magic wand and make you sleep forever. My glock got the extendo clip so long, you niggas would think it took a Viagra laced with forbidden spells. I got the eraser cause all you niggas some mistakes. We smoking that evil shadow realm, haunted kush so diabolical that will make your dentures get cavities. Nigga, we got that shit that will turn you into a supervillain. All my ops getting turned into that potion, that dark elixir, that codeine; when I put them in my cauldron. Niggas won’t see it coming when I cast fireball and set their cloak aflame.

            Nuclear levels of sour

              I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer Moon Grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. RIP my nigga for real dog. Peace.

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