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Liberal school -vs- Republican school

    Liberal Joe Biden school
    Liberal Joe Biden school in 2021🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😱😂🤣🤣
    
    8:00: get on 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 trans bus🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈😧
    
    8:40: transgender class
    
    9:00: burn flag school😦
    
    9:30: blm terrorism class🤯
    
    2:00: Joe Biden 😱😱😂🤣
    
    3:00: vegan & hate god lunchtime 🤨
    
    Republican School 🇺🇸
    
    12:00 praise American flag😏
    
    1:00 fire gun at liberal school👍
    
    2:00 sex and fishing 😎🇺🇸
    
    3:00 praise god and trump🇺🇸🇺🇸
    
    4:00. Muscles class👍💪
    
    Run over Joe Biden with trump car class 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸
    
    Which school better smart?🧐

    Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris

      It all makes sense now
      For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.
      
      People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
      
      This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.

      I would like to posit a theory.

        Joe Biden is the 46th President of the United States
        I would like to posit a theory. In 1975, a Republican president fell down the stairs one time. In 2021, a Democrat president fell up the stairs three times. 2021-1975=46. 3-1=2. Down and up cancel each other out. In 46 years, a third-party president will board an airplane without falling. Thank you

        Biden arrives at the podium for his inauguration

          America is saved.
          He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. “Under the Biden administration,” he says, carefully “There will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. “Everyone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. “You may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words “But it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.