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Ramadan 🕋

it's Ramadan 🕋 that means 🙈 no thots 🙅 no eating in the daytime 🌞🍴 no smoking 🚬 and no ❌ cummies 🍆💦 upvote 💯 to praise allah 🤗

Happy 🍑 Ramadan my 😎 horny little 👴 huda-hoes! Time 👏 to 🦊👌 go 🔙 all 👀🙋 day without 🚫❌ eating or 🚨💯 cummin 💦💦 so 🤙😎 Daddy 💕🙀 Allah can 🔫 let 🙋 you 👇 into 👉 his 👏 forbidden 🙅🙅 heaven. That’s right, Daddy 💖👫 Allah wants you 👉🙉 to feast on 🔛 only his 👏 big juicy 💦 COCK-a-thon 💋🍆 and 👨👅 thirst 🍶🍶 for 🎛 only 👉😎 his 💯 sweet 😱 sweet cummy-wine. 👻😍 But 🍑 remember 🤔🤔 - don’t 🚫🙅 eat 😋🍴 before 😳 Daddy 👧 orgasms 💦💦 cause then 🔙 it’s time ⌛ for 🍆🏻 dinner! 🍔🍔 So 💯 if 🤔 you 😁😛 want 😭 the 👏 naughty new 💪✨ hoe 💀 ️Samantha to cum 💦 back ↩ from 🍆 the 👦🙅 dead 😰 to 👀💦 get her 💀 twerkin ass eaten 👅👄 by 😈 snakes , then 😂🔙 send 📱📬 this 🏼 to 🌋 other 🏾💰 slutty 👙 imamandan juicy 💦 hoes in your area !!!! If 👀 you 👸 receive 🙏 0 back, stay 🎮 home 🖤 tonight and 👏💯 make 🙅 fucking 😂 dinner together with 🙅👏 your 🍆 daddy. 💪‼ If you ♥😩 get 🙌🉐 10 back 😻 Then it's 💯 time ⏱🕒 to 😷 bust 🏼♀ some 💥 nutella on 👇 that 🍆😐 sticky 😝 waffle!

is it a bird❓ 🐤🐣 is it a plane❓ ✈️ 🌜nah son🌛‼️ it's the moon‼️ 🌝🌙 sha'bann is over 🔃& RAMADAN IS HERE 🎉😝👌🏽 a time 🕔 of spiritual rejuvenation 🙏🏽 repenting 🙏🏽 and forgiveness 👭. the shaytaan are locked up 🚫😈🔒 so yall got no excuses 🙅🏽💁🏽! it's time to control our urges 🚱📵🔞 our hunger 🚫🍝🍟🍹🚫 and temptations 👫📱🎶💃🏽 for the next 3⃣0⃣ days!! 😋 please forgive me🙋🏽 for my wrongdoings 😊🙏🏽or if I have hurt you in anyway 👎🏽 and may Allah accept your fast☺️ 👍🏽 and you have a blessed month📅🌟 with your family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 SO MAKE YOUR INTENTION 💭 DO WUDHU 💦 SET YOUR SUHUR ALARMS ⏰ & PICK UP THE QURAN 📚😋 AND GET PRAYING!!🙏🏽😝 See you on EID!👋🏽👊🏽😜

Bruh 😤😤 did you 👉 just seriously 😒 eat 💩 during 😡 Ramadan❓❓🤮🤮🤮 Absolute cringe 😬😬🤬🤬 retard the sun 🌞 hasn’t even set 😂😂😭 You will not 🙅‍♀️❌ find favor with 🅰️llah 💯😔 foolish 👺 infidel 🤬😤

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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❌❌ERROR!❌❌

💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦Mujahideen👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁

Eid Al-fitr

🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.

Hey there you sex-deprived sacrificers 🚫🛌🤷🏻‍♀️ you indulging imams 🍆 💦 🕌 you fuck-loving fasters 🥵 👉🏼 👌🏼 😏 it’s time to go from prayboy to playboy 🙏🏼 + 🦵♦️🦵 because we have a need for greed 💴 💰 this eid ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💦 😋 💯 It’s been a crazy 😜 covid cock infested 🦠 😷 🤒 quarantine this year 🏡 ✋🏿🔞so by now I’m sure you wanna meet new people👫 👭🏼👬🏼for dinner 🥘 before you meat them 🍖 💦 😩 for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 😏 So if you’re down to slob on some kebab 👅 🥙 🥖 🥙 with extra tahini ⛽️ 💦 💦 🤤 and are itchin 😩 for a chicken 🍗 & dicken 🍑 💦 🌽 with extra thumeya 🥛 🥛 😉 👌🏼 then cum on down 💦 💦 and let your beast feast 😋 🍴 👄 so you can ram 🐏 💨🌶 🐏 these freshly shaven lambs 🐑 ✂️ 💇 before it’s their bloody 🩸 🌊 time of the month 📅 ⏰ 💁🏻‍♀️ If your prick can’t pick 💁🏻‍♀️ 👈 🧍🏻‍♂️between the two 🤷🏻‍♀️ + 🤷🏻‍♂️ = 🔞🛌 then warm up with a little Shawermuta 🥙 🔥 🥵 and كس"شعري " 👅🦵💎🦵😼before you graduate 👨‍🎓 to Dunkin 👉🏼 🍩 😉 and Bustin Kream 🥴 🍆 💦 💦 😻 on some hoes b’laban 👋🏼🤪🍚 🥛 with Om Ali 👩🏻‍⚕️👩🏻‍⚕️after maghreb 🌚 🌚 😏 That won’t be not enough, “sogo2” 🌭 🌭 even longer 😳 until your sausage goes from a big boom 🍆 💦 💥 🤯 to مفروم 🙊 💀 ⚰️ Be sure shower 🛁 before you deflower 🔞 🌺 🛌 😏 and put on some cologne 🍼 💨 🥰 before you make her moan 😩 😩 ⚡️ so you can be a freak in the sheets 😈🚫 🚪 🛌 but a sheikh in the streets 👳🏽‍♂️👳🏽‍♂️🙏🏼 ☺️ ☪️ Most importantly, don’t forget cuntsent 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️=💞 and to wrap up 🎁 that grape leaf 🍆&🎀=👩🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 👰 so you make a ma7shy 🎞 🔞🙅🏻‍♀️before you have her mash you🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💆🏻‍♀️Why waste that suckulent taste 😋 👉🏼 👄 when you’ve prayed to get laid? 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🏃🏻‍♀️&🏃=🛌 Send this to 10 horny hijabis 🧕 🧕 or else, the only meat that’s gonna get beat 👋🏼 🍖 🦴 🐶 is the little minaret between your legs 🦵🦵 ✊🏼🍆 💨

It's Finally Eid 😳🙈‼ Ramadan 🚫🍔🍕🍟 Is Officially Over 😝✌🏼️🙅🏽 Say Hello 👋🏼 To Shaytan 👹👺 Cause He's BACK🔂 But I Ain't Worried 🙅🏽 Cause God 👼🏽 Got My Back 🙌🏼💯✔️ Today Make Sure You Pray 🙏🏿🙌🏿 📅 Don't Be Greedy 😡🙄 Give Zakat 💸💰💵 Then Sip Ciroc😈 Summers Just Begun 👅👏🏼 Get Some MorCOCKan Or Kiss Some HijaBAES 🍆💋 Hennything Can Happen In Shaa Allah 🙈🙊 Send To 1️⃣5️⃣ People ‼️ Or Shaytan Will Baghdad Ass Up On You 😂😷

🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.

Haha yeah I’d never touch hands

Haha yeah I'd never touch hands, thighs or feet with you during the prayer lol😅.... unless there's no one in the mosque other than us🙄🙄🙄..... Haha jk I would just pray alone in the corner😔 and feel lonely.... unless you follow me outside the mosque🏃‍♂️.... Lmao jk, even if we exchanged numbers it would be just to help each other with reciting Quran😂😂... unless one night during Ramadan.... I feel very lonely and nobody's answering my texts and then I text you: "I can't forget your smell".... Haha I'M JUST Joking wtf that's a really weird message that would make you block me immediately and tell everyone that I'm gay and tried to hit on you!!!... unless you reply: "I was bending over really hard while praying on purpose, to let you get a whiff of my butt".... ROFL THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN it's gay and homosexuality is a sin in Islam.... unless we find a liberal Sheikh who issues a fatwa that homosexuality isn't a sin and we start dating.... Hahahaha it's so dumb I'm literally laughing so hard rn, like even if we started dating, our relationship would go nowhere since gay marriage is illegal in Islamic countries.... unless we move to the US and start a new life and adopt a child and name him Saddam.... OMG that's so dumb our families would disown us and we'll lose everyone's respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and become Imams and everyone in our community will love us for being God's men and building a mosque in a western country.... Lol what a stupid idea hahaha like how are we even going to live together afterwards, everyone will suspect that we're gay... unless we buy houses that are next to each other and build an underground tunnel that connects them.... LOOOOL I'm such a goofball, like that's not a good environment for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that's the point of having a son named Saddam, he will have a damaged childhood that will lead to him becoming a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol noooo I would never do something that will lead to a second holocaust

unless???....😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

True Brothers of Islam

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅