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AITA for (accidentally) pulling my yogurt slinger out on a Livestream?

    IShowMeat is IShowSpeed
    So I (18M) was live streaming a popular horror game that was made for children. For context I don't like to wear underwear because I chafe and my balls are sensitive. So anyways I got jump scared by this animatronic named Chica, but while I was screaming I realized that she was actually kinda hot for an animatronic bird. Naturally I started thrusting my hips toward the camera and exclaiming about how I wanted to smash this robot, when all of a sudden my leather hammer slipped right out of my pants! As soon as I realized that my cock was dangling in the cold, open air I put it away and ended the stream. Now everyone is calling me names and accusing me of doing it intentionally. Some people are talking about how I flashed a bunch of miners, but what does coal have to do with anything? Also, through all of this not one post that I've seen has talked about how big my pork sword is! I'm so hurt and distraught that I can't even rub one out to that animatronic bird now. So Reddit, AITA for showing my meat on stream?

    IShowSpeed dick size calculation

      IShowSpeed dick was recently exposed in FNaF stream
      Judging by what speed is wearing, we can confidently say that speeds wearing are unisex size M or L Nintendo pajama pants looking online you can determine that pants like that are usually have a inside leg size of 29 (M) or 30 (L).
      
      looking at photo 4th you can see that the bit speed showed was around 6.5 x the size of his penis, so his soft/semi-hard penis size is: 29 / 6.5 = 4.4 inches 4.4 += 0.5 inches for lost dick size under pajamas 4.9 inches soft/semi ~ hard
      
      to determine his hard/max size, i found a quote on a medical artical about penis sizes and the diffrence between growers and showers: "The propensity for a penis to grow is directly proportional to how far you can pull it away from the body (i.e. how stretchable the collagen fibers are within the skin of the penis). Growers tend to have a significant increase — approximately 50 percent — stretched. Showers will hardly stretch at all."
      
      with this, we can calculate that: 4.9 inches * 1.5 = ~7.35inches (if speed is a grower) ~5.1 to 5.4 inches (if speeds a shower)

      Packgod vs IShowSpeed

        PACKGOD: Bro you ugly as shit, what the fuck? GOD DAMN bro you don't got waves on yo head, bro you got a god damn tidal sequence on yo head, yo ass ugly as shit. Bro look at yo emo ass bruh, if you don't get yo "IM AT BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER QUEEN, CAN I PLEASE GET A LARGE FRY" lookin ass, and look at yo nipples! boy you look like you shoot laser beams out of yo nipples, (pepe-pew, pew pew) pointy ass nipple ass garden gnome nose lookin ass nipple boy you ugly as shit, shut yo dirty ass up bro, say something bro
        
        ISHOWSEX: who the fuck are you?
        
        PACKGOD: WHO THE FUCK AM I? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? if you don't get your ishowspeed dried out weed body built like an anal bead headphone wire deflated tire farted on the mic and called it fire chicken pox dirty socks "AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX" crypto scam orange crayon peanut butter jelly jam, dirty toe sloppy joe "CRISTIANO RONALDO!" lookin ass up you ugly as shit, shut yo stupid ass up you dirty as hell bruh, if you don't get your slightly below average 22 savage moldy cabbage, went to therapy to quit yo habit of having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits refrigerator is filled with maggots father abuses you with his tennis racket, school gave you a chromebook you tried to hack it, semiautomatic soy sauce packet, roaches inbreeding inside yo attic, BUST DOWN GRAMMA, let me smack it lookin ass, boy you ugly as shit, if you dont get your half a fry cherry pie BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY lookin ass back, bro you dirty as hell, you look like you were born inside of a handicap parking space, stupid ass boy you dirty as shit bro-
        
        ISHOWUNDERWEAR: SHUT THE FUCK- SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO, hey chat he probably is a messi dickrider
        
        PACKGOD: mess-, messy dick? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECKITRALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS "IM GONNA WRECK IT" lookin ass momma boy you dirty as shit you downloaded pirated FL Studio and made a bass boosted nightcore remix out of yo parents sex tape, that shit was like "AH AH AH AH WA WA CHICHICHICHICHI, BAWAWAWA, "OH YEAH HAROLD" BAWAWAWA," look at yo stupid ass boy you ugly as hell bro yo eyebrows look like boomerangs boy you ugly as shit look at yo nose yo nose look like a goomba off mario bros "YA HOO!!!! LETS A GOO!!" stupid ass bitch (ishowspeed starts barking) (unintelligble) LOOK AT YO HEADPHONE yo got a wire connected earphone what the fuck? you was in yo basement last night and you said "BLOOD DEMON ART MUSICAL PRECISION" and started playing black ops 3 with a fucking clarinet "HOO WOO HOO BOO WOO" (ishowspeed starts screaming "shut the fuck up) (unintelligble)
        
        PACKGOD: YOU EAT BRICKS FOR BREAKFAST, you look like you brush yo teeth with a pickle, at thanksgiving dinner you picked up your moms vibrator jumped on the kitchen table, pulled yo pants down and and yelled "ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH WLLWLWLWLWLWLWLWL**"** stupid ass nigga look at yo neck yo neck look like a windex bottle (spraying sounds) and look at yo god damn dirty earrings them shits look like a drop of sperm on each of yo ears, you look like a termite with scoliosis, you bitch boy you ugly as he-
        
        ISHOWNOBITCHES: shut the- shut yo ass up, you shut the hell up who the fuck you talkin to (stands up)
        
        PACKGOD: BITCH YO, LOOK AT YO PANTS!!!! LOOK AT YO PANTS, LOOK AT YO MOTHERFUCKIN WEINER THAT SHIT STICKIN OUT OF YO PANTS, AYO WHAT THE FUCK? (unintelligble) BITCH YO UNDERPANTS SPONSORED BY COCA COLA, look at those nasty ass pants bitch you dirty as hell, bitch you better get yo "WORLD CAHHHHUP, WORLD CUHHHP, WARLD CAAAAAAUHP, WURLD CAAP" stupid ass nigga sounding bro, you ugly as shit bro, yo ass was getting motherfuckin fucked by anna ross, that shit was like "EVERYDAY I BA BA BA WA BA BA BA WA WA" and there was like "HGRUP GRUP RRUGBP BRUHT BRRT RRGBHT DRRGCP" and you was like "EEH EEH EEP EEH EEH E E" you stupid ass, what u gon do? what u gon do bitch? (ishowspeed angrily flexing muscles) look at yo arms, scrawny ass cheese nigga arms, what the fuck you built like a staple, you the fuck built like a paperclip, what u gon do? yo gon start crying? "WHOOH BOOH HOOH (crying noises)" bitch you ugly as shit you like shaggy from scooby doo "RUH ROH RAGGY! ISHOWSPEEDS GETTING MAD!" bitch ass you ugly ass bro, what you wearing right now you got adidas shorts, bitch tell me why you built like an autistic traffic cone, fuck wrong with you buddy now SAY SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING (unintelligble noises)
        
        PACKGOD: -CABBAGE BASKET, SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU DIRTY AS HELL, you built like a fucking cucumber with eyeballs, you ass ugly as shit, on my momma you stupid ass bro, you dusty musty crusty ugly ass, dirty bag motherfucking ugly rag, motherfucking where's my dad, motherfucking "OH SHIT" fortnite lag, you ugly as shit, say something bro you do nothing bro.

        Open version with only Packgod's replies

        Who the fuck am I?
        
        Bitch what the fuck.
        
        If you don't get your IShowSpeed, Dried out weed, body built like an anal bead, headphone wire, deflated tire, farted in the mic and called it fire, chicken pox, dirty socks, AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX, crypto scam, orange crayon, peanut butter jelly jam, dirty toe, sloppy joe, christano ronaldo lookin ass up you ugly as shit. Shut yo stupid ass up boi you dirty as hell bruh.
        
        If you don't get yo slightly below average, 22 savage, moldy cabbage, went to therapy to quit yo habit of having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits, refrigerator filled with maggots, father abuses you with his tennis racket, school gave you a chromebook you tried to hack it, semi-automatic, soy sauce packet, roaches inbreeding inside your attic, bust down grandma let me smack it, lookin ass boi you ugly as shit bruh.
        
        If you don't get yo half a fry, cherry pie, Bill Nye the science guy, looking ass back you ugly as shit boi you dirty as hell.
        
        You look like you were born inside of a handicapped parking space you stupid ass you dirty as shit bruh.
        MESSY DICKRIDER?
        BITCH WHAT THE?
        
        WHAT THE?
        
        BITCH YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECK IT RALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS “I’M GoNnA WrEcK It!” - lookin ass boi you dirty as hell.
        
        You downloaded pirated FL-studio, made a bass-boosted nightcore remix out of your parent’s sex tape. That shit was like “Uhhaa! Uhhaa! Uhhaa! Uhhaa! BWAW BWAW CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHIT BABA BWAW BWAW OH YEAH HAROLD BABA BWAW BWAW”
        
        Look at yo stupid ass boi you ugly ass hell dog, yo eyebrows look like boomerangs boy you ugly as shit, look at yo nose, your nose look like a goomba off of Mario bros “YA HOOO LET’S A GO” - stupid ass bitch you're ugly as shit, wire connected headphones.
        
        Boi stop playing bruh
        
        You was in your basement last night you said: “BloOd DeMon ARt MuSicAl PreCiSiOn” and started playing black ops 3 with a fucking clarinet.
        
        Shut the hell up while im talking to you boi
        
        Shut the hell up
        
        You eat bricks for breakfast, you look like you brush your teeth with a pickle. At thanksgiving dinner you picked up your mom’s vibrator, jumped on the kitchen table, pulled your pants down, and yelled “ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO”
        
        Stupid nasty neck ass, Bro look at your neck, your neck look like a windex bottle “TS TS TSS TSS” every time you lift your head up, your stupid ass head bruh. And look at your god damn dirty earrings, them shits look like a drop of sperm in each of your ears.
        
        You look like a termite with scoliosis you bitch ass boi you ugly as shit. Shut your ass up.
        
        Bruh Sit your ass down.
        
        LOOK AT YOUR PANTS, LOOK AT YOUR PANTS, look at your pants, mother fucker weiner. That shit sticking out your pants right now. Bitch be like Shaggy from scooby doo “RUH ROH RAGGY, ISHOWSPEED’S GETTING MAD”
        
        Hold up Hold up,
        
        stand up for a second, stand up for a second.
        
        Alright now sit down.
        
        That's why you do exactly what the fuck I say. You my little bitch boi. YOU MY LITTLE BITCH BOI.

        Every Packgod’s copypasta

        IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life

          IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience
          IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My
          entire view of everything that exists in this
          world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can
          never look at anything I know the same way
          again. This stream represents emotions that
          most humans could never understand. But I can.
          Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many
          things previously considered unimaginable.
          Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never
          forget this experience
          ISHOWSPEED, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,
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          IShowSpeed God is good

            IShowSpeed "God is good" copypasta
            ISHOWSPEED, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,
            🎵God is good. God is great. God is goo-ooo-🎵
            
            WOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAA
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            GOD IS GOO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAH A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
            🎵 GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS GOOOO, OOOOO- 🎵 OUUUUURAUUUUUUUGH