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Jharkhand doesn’t exist.

    Its part of a meme by Indians online where the Indian state Jharkhand isn’t real and is a conspiracy by the government.

    JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH.
    
    Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.
    
    Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.
    
    Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.
    
    And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real. 
    Jharkhand doesn't exist.
    
    Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.
    
    Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.
    
    Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.
    
    And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.
    
    Source: my friend John Stalin, twice removed cousin of TN CM M.K Stalin told me. 

    Hema Malini is married to a married man

      Often shared in Indian social media, the copypasta is an Indian boomer take on celebrating men with a hint of misogyny.

      
      Hema Malini is married to a married man.
      
      Sridevi is married to a married man.
      
      Raveena Tandon is married to a married man.
      
      Karisma Kapoor is married to a married man.
      
      Kareena Kapoor is married to a married man.
      
      Juhi Chawla is married to a married man.
      
      Vidya Balan is married to a married man.
      
      Sonam Kapoor is married to a married man.
      
      Lara Dutt is married to a married man.
      
      Shilpa Sethi is married to a married man.
      
      Mahima Chowdhury is married to a married man.
      
      Amrita Aurora is married to a married man.
      
      Rani Mukherjee is married to a married man.
      
      Sarika is married to a married man.
      
      Sabana Azmi is married to a married man.
      
      Sangeeta Bijlani is married to a married man.
      
      The list is too long..........
      
       *Married men are not second hand, men are full of feelings.....* 
       
      The demand for married men is very high in market .
      
       *So, Dear Married men, you still have scope* . *Your chances of happiness are not over yet...* 
      You may try and be ready for the consequences😁🀣
      
       *Happy International Married Men's Day* .
         ...................   
      Fact is : *Women are so difficult; always changing their minds* . Your Mrs may not be one of them (you know better than anybody else).
      At 18, they want handsome men.
      At 25, they want mature men.
      At 30, they want successful men.
      At 40, they want established men.
      At 50, they want faithful men.                                         
      At 60, they want helpful men.
         ......................                                                                                  On the other hand : *Men are very simple* ; *they never change their taste for any changing condition in their lives.* However ,
      
      At 18, they like pretty women.
      At 25, they like pretty women.
      At 30, they like pretty women.
      At 40, they like pretty women.
      At 50, they still like pretty women                                                                 
      At 60, still they like pretty women.
      Even at 70 & 80 when they can barely move, they still like pretty women.
      Dedicated to all Men for their disciplined behaviour.
      
      *HAPPY INTERNATIONAL HUSBANDS' DAY* πŸ€©πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ˜‡
      Hema Malini is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ’ man πŸ‘¨ Sridevi is married πŸ’ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ‘¨β€βœˆ Raveena Tandon is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ‘¨ Karisma Kapoor is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ€·β€β™‚ Kareena Kapoor is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ’ man πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¦ Juhi Chawla is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ’ man πŸ‘΄πŸ» Vidya Balan is married πŸ’ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ’†β€β™‚οΈ Sonam Kapoor is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ’ man πŸ‘¦ Lara Dutt is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ’ man πŸ¦ΈπŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ Shilpa Sethi is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ’†β€β™‚οΈ Mahima Chowdhury is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man 🌊 Amrita Aurora is married πŸ’ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ‘¨β€πŸ”¬ Rani Mukherjee is married πŸ’ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘§ Sarika is married πŸ’ to a married πŸ’ man πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦ Sabana Azmi is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§ Sangeeta Bijlani is married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ to a married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ man πŸ‘± The list πŸ₯΅ is too πŸ₯° long. 😳 Married πŸ’ men πŸ‘¨ are not ❌ second πŸ₯ˆ hand, βœ‹ men πŸ‘¨ are full 🌝 of feelings, 😭 The demand for πŸ”“ married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ men πŸ‘―β€β™‚ is very πŸ‘Œ high πŸ‘πŸ˜ in πŸ€— market πŸ“ˆ . So, Dear 🈚 Married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ men, πŸ§”πŸΏ you 😊 still πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ have 🀩 a happy 🧚 life. πŸ‘ŠπŸ§¬ Your πŸ‘‰ chances of happiness ☺️😍 are not πŸ™…πŸ» over πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ yet. πŸ˜‡ Happy 😊 International 🌎🌎 Married πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’‘ Men's Day 🚨 Women 🚺 are so difficult; ☯ always ☝️ changing 🚼 their πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ minds. 🀯 At 18, πŸ”ž they πŸ’ want 😍 handsome πŸ™ men. πŸ§”πŸΏ At 25, they πŸ‘΄πŸ€· want πŸ‘ mature men. πŸ‘¨ At 30, πŸ•€ they 😱😱 want πŸ˜‹ successful πŸ“ˆπŸ’ͺ men. πŸ‘¨ At 40, πŸŽ‚πŸ€ͺ😈 they 😱 want 😍 established 🏻 men. πŸ‘¨ At 50, πŸš“ they πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦ want πŸ•‘πŸ‘ faithful πŸ™ men. πŸ‘¨ At 60, they 🏽 want πŸ˜‹ helpful πŸ˜²πŸ€” men. πŸ‘¨ Men πŸ€Όβ€β™‚ are very πŸ‘Œ simple; they πŸ™‰ never πŸ™ˆ change 🚼 their πŸ‘₯ taste πŸ’―πŸ‘„ for 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ any πŸ“¨ changing 🚼 condition in πŸ‘Š their 🏻 lives. πŸ‘€πŸ‘ˆπŸ’“ At 18, 🍰 they πŸŒ”πŸ πŸ£πŸš§πŸ˜Έ like 🩸 pretty 😳 women. πŸ‘§ At 25, they πŸΌπŸ˜• like πŸ˜— pretty 😳 women. πŸ’ At 30, πŸ•œ they πŸ’ like 😩 pretty πŸ’…πŸ’ƒ women. πŸ’ƒπŸ’β€β™€οΈ At 40, πŸŽ‚πŸ€ͺ😈 they πŸ‘Ί like πŸ’– pretty 😍 women. πŸ’ƒπŸ’β€β™€οΈ At 50, πŸ‘Œ they 🏽✨ still πŸ€žπŸ™Œ like 😰 pretty 😍 women πŸ’ƒπŸ’β€β™€οΈ At 60, stll they 🏽 like πŸ˜„ pretty πŸ’‹πŸ₯΅ women. πŸ‘© Even πŸŒ— at 70 & 80 πŸ’Ή when ⏰ they πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦ can πŸ‘οΈ barely move, πŸš› they 😱😱 still πŸ€žπŸ™Œ like πŸ‘ pretty 🌈 women. πŸ‘© Dedicated to all 😽 Men πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ for πŸ˜… their 🧏 disciplined behaviour. HAPPY πŸ¦ƒ INTERNATIONAL 🌎🌎 MEN'S DAY😊 🌞 

      SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN

        Indian nationalist copypasta
        SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN. India become global super super power in 2014 when great PM Modi came in power. He made building to do business in, he made roads to drive on, he farmed the land, he made the rivers and he did the rain over the crops. Today every Indian as a bank account and soon there will be money in it when we disarm Islamist Jihadist and Christian imperilsts Pakistan. We will be 5 trillion dollar economy in 2025.
        
        The Americans who fund china virus to bully us will pay also. Remember we have more people than American and all white country combined. We can war for longer. We have the supersonic Brahmos missile that we made with Russia. It will sink the entire 13th fleet. There will be no brain drain in the future because America will be India!
        
        JAI SHREE RAM! MANDIR WAHI BANEGA! HAR HAR MAHADEV!

        Indian student

          Hello i am 6 year old student⛷️⛷️. Currently i have studied all subjects from to 10th🧝, I've completed all ncert, state board and icse books, but i think unfortunately my mother and father is going to disown me 😫😫😫because my relatives son (5 yo) has finished 11 and 12th portion tooπŸ˜”πŸ˜”. I am lacking my syllabus right now i think i won't be able to make it since my relatives son already started to study for jee and neet together 😭😭😭 and are ready for 12th board exam since 4 years, i now have to study for 11th and 12th within 5 day😁😁s and also study for jee and neet together,πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… my mother ripped of my left leg because i scored 99.999980% (😰) and my relatives son scored 99.999981%. I am already lacking behind my syllabus and i think they will disown me now πŸ˜”πŸ˜”. Ive learned how to solve Goldbach’s Conjecture, The Twin Prime Conjecture and The Riemann Hypothesis, but my relatives child knows how to solve Goldbach’s Conjecture and all other math problems ive solved😭😭😭, i currently can solve math faster than the speed of a Intel i3 9300K but my relatives son solved faster than me😒😒😒😒.I want iit collage admission or else my father will sell my left kidney and half of my liver 😱😱😱😱 Well anyways my 15 second break is over now i will study for jee advanced so i can score 100%.πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹