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Hema Malini is married to a married man

    Often shared in Indian social media, the copypasta is an Indian boomer take on celebrating men with a hint of misogyny.

    
    Hema Malini is married to a married man.
    
    Sridevi is married to a married man.
    
    Raveena Tandon is married to a married man.
    
    Karisma Kapoor is married to a married man.
    
    Kareena Kapoor is married to a married man.
    
    Juhi Chawla is married to a married man.
    
    Vidya Balan is married to a married man.
    
    Sonam Kapoor is married to a married man.
    
    Lara Dutt is married to a married man.
    
    Shilpa Sethi is married to a married man.
    
    Mahima Chowdhury is married to a married man.
    
    Amrita Aurora is married to a married man.
    
    Rani Mukherjee is married to a married man.
    
    Sarika is married to a married man.
    
    Sabana Azmi is married to a married man.
    
    Sangeeta Bijlani is married to a married man.
    
    The list is too long..........
    
     *Married men are not second hand, men are full of feelings.....* 
     
    The demand for married men is very high in market .
    
     *So, Dear Married men, you still have scope* . *Your chances of happiness are not over yet...* 
    You may try and be ready for the consequences😁🤣
    
     *Happy International Married Men's Day* .
       ...................   
    Fact is : *Women are so difficult; always changing their minds* . Your Mrs may not be one of them (you know better than anybody else).
    At 18, they want handsome men.
    At 25, they want mature men.
    At 30, they want successful men.
    At 40, they want established men.
    At 50, they want faithful men.                                         
    At 60, they want helpful men.
       ......................                                                                                  On the other hand : *Men are very simple* ; *they never change their taste for any changing condition in their lives.* However ,
    
    At 18, they like pretty women.
    At 25, they like pretty women.
    At 30, they like pretty women.
    At 40, they like pretty women.
    At 50, they still like pretty women                                                                 
    At 60, still they like pretty women.
    Even at 70 & 80 when they can barely move, they still like pretty women.
    Dedicated to all Men for their disciplined behaviour.
    
    *HAPPY INTERNATIONAL HUSBANDS' DAY* 🤩🕺🏻😇
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    SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN

      Indian nationalist copypasta
      SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN. India become global super super power in 2014 when great PM Modi came in power. He made building to do business in, he made roads to drive on, he farmed the land, he made the rivers and he did the rain over the crops. Today every Indian as a bank account and soon there will be money in it when we disarm Islamist Jihadist and Christian imperilsts Pakistan. We will be 5 trillion dollar economy in 2025.
      
      The Americans who fund china virus to bully us will pay also. Remember we have more people than American and all white country combined. We can war for longer. We have the supersonic Brahmos missile that we made with Russia. It will sink the entire 13th fleet. There will be no brain drain in the future because America will be India!
      
      JAI SHREE RAM! MANDIR WAHI BANEGA! HAR HAR MAHADEV!

      Indian student

        Hello i am 6 year old student⛷️⛷️. Currently i have studied all subjects from to 10th🧝, I've completed all ncert, state board and icse books, but i think unfortunately my mother and father is going to disown me 😫😫😫because my relatives son (5 yo) has finished 11 and 12th portion too😔😔. I am lacking my syllabus right now i think i won't be able to make it since my relatives son already started to study for jee and neet together 😭😭😭 and are ready for 12th board exam since 4 years, i now have to study for 11th and 12th within 5 day😁😁s and also study for jee and neet together,😅😅😅😅 my mother ripped of my left leg because i scored 99.999980% (😰) and my relatives son scored 99.999981%. I am already lacking behind my syllabus and i think they will disown me now 😔😔. Ive learned how to solve Goldbach’s Conjecture, The Twin Prime Conjecture and The Riemann Hypothesis, but my relatives child knows how to solve Goldbach’s Conjecture and all other math problems ive solved😭😭😭, i currently can solve math faster than the speed of a Intel i3 9300K but my relatives son solved faster than me😢😢😢😢.I want iit collage admission or else my father will sell my left kidney and half of my liver 😱😱😱😱 Well anyways my 15 second break is over now i will study for jee advanced so i can score 100%.😋😋😋