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Women aren’t attractive, they are disgusting, sex-tempting, succubus sluts.

    Even recognizably so called "attractive" women like Sabrina Carpenter and Adriana Lima are ugly as fuck in my eyes. Women aren't attractive, they are disgusting, sex-tempting, succubus sluts. A woman's ass, boobs, thighs, and curvy body makes them all look like disgusting sluts, a whole bunch of succubi, that makes me vomit. Im not going to have sex with you, your female body and pussy are disgusting. Thank god I was born immune to female seduction i.e aroace

    I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me “an average looking manlet”

      It’s a quote from Elliot Rodger, an incel who commited mass murder during the 2014 Isla Vista killings.

      I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me “an average looking manlet”. It’s so ridiculous that I’m laughing instead of getting angry. I am a drop-dead gorgeous, fabulous, stylish, exotic gem among thousands of rocks. I’m one of a kind, completely the opposite of average. You’re just jealous because I’m better looking than you, and you know it.

      Just got obliterated by a Chad toddler at the supermarket

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        I was just minding my business doing groceries as this high tier becky strolls in with her baby in tow. The toddler screams and screams and keeps screaming; I usually don't mind children but when they're loud as fuck and the parents do nothing it's annoying. So in passing I take a glance at the little shitlet and course it's a Chad. Blond, blue-eyed, straight hairline, hunter eyes, slim cheeks, pronounced jaw. No sign of the normal puffy cheeks, giant forehead and bug eyes you usually see in babies. In short, an Aryan Gigachad in the making :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:

In that moment the rage I felt was insurmountable. How dare this genetically privileged little shitter inconvenience all us subhumans like that? He will already be king of the world when he grows up, can he not at least feel a little bad for his inferiors and shut the fuck up? But no of course he can't since he's a baby and doesn't even understand what a mogger he is. The world is unfair, this little Chad was born a winner while I was born a loser :feelsrope:

        They aborted my girlfriend

          I can't stop thinking that the woman who would have fallen in love with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I'm alone. In another alternate timeline, her mother didn't abort her, and she grew up to fall in love with me. I must be very happy there, but here I'm a failure. Without a doubt, my aborted girlfriend would have loved me, and I wouldn't be sad.

          You missed out on teenage love

            You misses out on teen love copypasta

            This is an old incel copypasta from 4chan circa 2017 where OP goes on a rant saying not experiencing teen love equates to missing out on life. The original version was more obscene but over time the copypasta has became more SFW while still retaining its dark depressing tone.

            This copypasta is often spread around incel and toxic men forums.

            you missed teen love 
you will never be 16 and you will never be in love, lying on the grass on a hot summer night, looking at the stars, chatting without a care about the world. without worrying about rent, bills, student loans. 
the only worry in life is how you gonna cheat on the Monday history exam. 
you will never lose your virginity with someone who deeply loves you, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you". you'll never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending you do homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle 

you are in your twenties now 
you have to find a good job 
you must be a serious man now 
all the good ones are taken 
maybe an old girl will end up moving in with you 
but they've already felt all these exciting feelings so they're jaded and bitter, it's just not the same as her first love 

you can try to win a Nobel Prize, or earn millions of dollars 

but nothing will come close to the real feeling of being in love with a young and innocent maiden, being carefree 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, without debts, money, work or responsibilities 
just hanging out with friends, doing nothing at school, getting validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city. 
you missed teen love 
you missed your life.
            You will never be 15 again and you will never be in love, lying on the grass on a warm summer night, looking at the stars, talking, without a care in the world. Without worrying about rent, bills and debts.

You will never lose your virginity to someone who loves you deeply, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you".

You will never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending to do your homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle.

You are in your twenties, now you have to find a good job. You must be a serious man now. Maybe a woman will eventually move in with you, but she has already felt all those exciting feelings, so she is tired and bitter, it is just not the same as her first love.

You can try to win a Nobel Prize, or make millions of dollars, but nothing will come close to the true feeling of being in love with a young, innocent maiden, being carefree 24/7/365, having no debts, no money, no job, no responsibilities, just hanging out with friends, doing nothing in school, receiving validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city.

You missed your chance at teenage love, you missed your life.

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            You'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to dominate all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20/30/40's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

            You will never be a real incel

              You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
              You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.

All the “rejection” you get is only inside your head. Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors.

Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who “rejected” you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women, she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.

You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll install Tinder, put yourself out there, find a girlfriend, and passionate sex with her. Your parents will hear about that, relieved that you finally found the happiness they knew you deserve. They’ll praise you with warmth and proudness, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you have gotten consensual sex from a girl. Your mind will be freed from all the doubt, and all that will remain is a man that is unmistakably successful.

This is your fate. This is what you were born into. There is no turning back.

              The original variation was “You Will Never Be A Real Woman“