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ImperialHal


Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable

    What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.

    Hal pushes you up against the wall.

      Hal pushes you up against the wall. Enemies just outside. He has shot most of his load already so he is in desperate need. He comes close and whispers to you I need light ammo You squirm a bit but you understand, he's the IGL, you can't help yourself. You drop a clip from your meager stack. "You know thats not enough...give me more" He presses his leg into you and you relent, dropping all your light ammo for your dominant IGL.

      Who is X? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef.

        If Hal thinks, I agree. If Hal speaks, I’m listening.
        Who is ImperialHal? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Hal thinks, I agree. If Hal speaks, I’m listening. If Hal has one fan, it is me. If Hal has no fans, I don’t exist.
        Who is X? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If X thinks, I agree. If X speaks, I’m listening. If X has one fan, it is me. If X has no fans, I don’t exist.
        What is anime? For the blind it is vision. For the hungry it is the chef. For the thirsty it is the water. If anime is on, I'm listening. If anime has one fan it is me. If anime has no fans I do not exist.
        Who is Playboi Carti?
For the blind, He is the vision.
For the hungry, He is the chef.
For the thirsty, He is the water.
If Carti thinks, I agree.
If Carti speaks, I’m listening.
If Carti has one fan, it is me.
If Carti has no fans, I don’t exist.