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I want to bang Fu Xuan

    Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the master diviner so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the divination commission I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Fu Xuan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Fu Xuan's tight divine pussy. I want her to have my babies.
    Okay, Futa Xuan.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
    
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    Pan❤Pan❤pan❤pan❤pan❤pan
    
    "Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Futa Xuan!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT FUTA XUAN♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
    
    Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤
    
    "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"
    
    Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
    UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢
    
    MASTER DIVINER'S EXPOSED BACK ❗‼️‼️❗😭😭😭😭😭PLEASE LET ME LICK IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LET ME LICK IT❗❗LET ME LICK IT❗❗ PLEASE😭😭 I'LL DO ANYTHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢
    
    FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢 FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢 FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢
    
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    UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH💢💢💢💢😭😭😭😭

    I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person

      I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Bronya than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Bronya for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on r/HonkaiStarRail proposes that she has a girlfriend who is Seele, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Bronya is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another person! I want her to have feelings only for me! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Bronya art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

      The original was the Suisex copypasta

      God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

        God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

        Down bad for Silver Wolf

          Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
          Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
          
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          Pan❤Pan❤pan❤pan❤pan❤pan
          
          "Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
          
          Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤
          
          "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"
          
          Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
          EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS 💢💢 THICK THIGHS 💢💢 FLAT CHEST 💢💢 LEWD CLOTHES 💢💢 AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)
          
          I MUST SEX HER 🥵🥵 FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM 💦💦💦💦 MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🤰🤰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY 😭😭😭💢💢💢
          PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
          
          GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
          Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~
          
          PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT
          
          "UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"
          
          "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"
          
          GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
          
          9 months later.
          
          "So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
          
          "Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"
          
          "Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
          I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
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          YYYYY!!!
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          CCCCUUUNNNN-NN-N-N-EEE HEHEHE HHEEIIIIYYYY BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO UUUAAAGGHHH
          ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH
          AAAAAHHHHHHHH MALAOGOUGAAAAAAAAAAAA
          BWOOOOOOOOOOP
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          CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          UGHHGHH GOOODODDDDDD SWEET CUNNY I WANT THAT... unnnhh... FRESH PISSy SMEELLLLL
          I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
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          LET ME
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          MY CUTE SWEET LITTLE
          CCCCCUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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          huhh... huhh... huhh... 💦 💦 💦 💦
          UWOOOOOGH 😭😭‼️‼️ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXING😭😭😭😭😭💢💢‼️‼️FUCK THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 BREED THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 FILL THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH 💦💦💢💢‼️❗️‼️😭😭

          Asta responding to scam email

            After years of research, I discovered something new in the universe that no one else had observed: the universe contains a high-speed particle known as the scammer particle.
            
            Scammer particles rotate at high speeds around normal organisms, forming the foundation of the metafield's elemental matter. Under constant external high-energy conceptual stimulation, the scammer particles leap to the high-energy state and then return to the low-energy state after a brief period of time, accumulating credits from the outside world.
            
            However, there is another type of anti-particle among the stars, surrounded by a swarm of scammers. This anti-scammer particle will eventually explode and discharge its own energy, stripping the scammer particle of its positive valence form and causing it to disintegrate.
            
            This antiparticle was discovered by me. You're a moron for trying to scam me.

            My name is Asta Star Rail.

              My name is Asta Star Rail. I'm 23 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Herta Space Station where all the employee rooms are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for an ageless tiny grandma doll, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and looking through my telescope for twenty minutes before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet researcher life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like the Antimatter Legion, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to cast Astral Blessing I wouldn't lose to anyone.