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Balde’s Manifesto

    Balde's Manifesto

Dear members of okbuddytrailblazer, as some of you may have noticed, a few lunatics of the Honkai: Star Rail community have started to ship Arl@n with Asta. This is absolutely revolting.

Arl@n is a member of one of the three forbidden races and must be discriminated against whenever encountered or mentioned. He deserves no affection, no indulgence and no benevolence. Everyone should remember that only those that qualify should be able to enjoy Asta's magnificent lead researcher cunny.

We should be ashamed of letting this shipping happen and we should aim to work towards getting rid of anything and anyone praising that worthless piece of tremendous filth Arl@n. Why do we tolerate someone whose appearance resembles every deadly sin imaginable? Why do we allow someone so pitiful to coexist with us?

His skin is filled with impurity, his existence is disgraceful and his advances towards Asta are completely immoral. His name must be forgotten and erased from the history books so nobody, and I mean nobody, has to endure the memory of his existence after his passing. Never before has the world seen someone as abominable as Arl@n.

I'd like to announce that the hunting season has begun. Anyone, who mentions Arl@n in a positive light shall be shunned upon. Anyone, that considers him to be a creature worthy of the lead researcher shall be executed. Anyone, that is despicable enough to ship him with Asta, should be humiliated publicly. Friends, it is time to put a stop to this, we can't allow these creatures to walk among us, we are better than them and we should acknowledge our superiority.

Of five races, three must pay the price.

    I want to bang Fu Xuan

      Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the master diviner so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the divination commission I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Fu Xuan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Fu Xuan's tight divine pussy. I want her to have my babies.
      Okay, Futa Xuan.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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Pan❤Pan❤pan❤pan❤pan❤pan

"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Futa Xuan!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT FUTA XUAN♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
      UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢

MASTER DIVINER'S EXPOSED BACK ❗‼️‼️❗😭😭😭😭😭PLEASE LET ME LICK IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LET ME LICK IT❗❗LET ME LICK IT❗❗ PLEASE😭😭 I'LL DO ANYTHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢

FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢 FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢 FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢

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UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH💢💢💢💢😭😭😭😭

      I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person

        I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Bronya than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Bronya for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on r/HonkaiStarRail proposes that she has a girlfriend who is Seele, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Bronya is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another person! I want her to have feelings only for me! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Bronya art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

        The original was the Suisex copypasta

        God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

          God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

          Down bad for Silver Wolf

            Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
            Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
            EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS 💢💢 THICK THIGHS 💢💢 FLAT CHEST 💢💢 LEWD CLOTHES 💢💢 AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)

I MUST SEX HER 🥵🥵 FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM 💦💦💦💦 MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🤰🤰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY 😭😭😭💢💢💢
            PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
            Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~

PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT

"UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

9 months later.

"So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

"Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"

"Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
            I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
            uunnnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!mCUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BLARGGGGGGGGGGG UUUUUNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH UNNNHHHH OH
GODDDDDDDDDDDD NOT THE
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ME WANT CUNNY ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢
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ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH
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BWOOOOOOOOOOP
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give me that sweet cu cu cu........................

CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHGHH GOOODODDDDDD SWEET CUNNY I WANT THAT... unnnhh... FRESH PISSy SMEELLLLL
I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
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HERE!!! uaggghh... take my..
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YOUR vvvvvvvVAGOOOO
and
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LET ME
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MY CUTE SWEET LITTLE
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I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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huhh... huhh... huhh... 💦 💦 💦 💦
            UWOOOOOGH 😭😭‼️‼️ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXING😭😭😭😭😭💢💢‼️‼️FUCK THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 BREED THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 FILL THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH 💦💦💢💢‼️❗️‼️😭😭

            Asta responding to scam email

              After years of research, I discovered something new in the universe that no one else had observed: the universe contains a high-speed particle known as the scammer particle.

Scammer particles rotate at high speeds around normal organisms, forming the foundation of the metafield's elemental matter. Under constant external high-energy conceptual stimulation, the scammer particles leap to the high-energy state and then return to the low-energy state after a brief period of time, accumulating credits from the outside world.

However, there is another type of anti-particle among the stars, surrounded by a swarm of scammers. This anti-scammer particle will eventually explode and discharge its own energy, stripping the scammer particle of its positive valence form and causing it to disintegrate.

This antiparticle was discovered by me. You're a moron for trying to scam me.