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God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

    God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

    Down bad for Silver Wolf

      Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
      Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
      
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      Pan❤Pan❤pan❤pan❤pan❤pan
      
      "Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
      
      Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤
      
      "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"
      
      Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
      EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS 💢💢 THICK THIGHS 💢💢 FLAT CHEST 💢💢 LEWD CLOTHES 💢💢 AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)
      
      I MUST SEX HER 🥵🥵 FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM 💦💦💦💦 MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🤰🤰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY 😭😭😭💢💢💢
      PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
      
      GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
      Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~
      
      PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT
      
      "UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"
      
      "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"
      
      GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
      
      9 months later.
      
      "So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
      
      "Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"
      
      "Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
      I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
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      CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      
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      I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
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      LET ME
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      UWOOOOOGH 😭😭‼️‼️ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXING😭😭😭😭😭💢💢‼️‼️FUCK THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 BREED THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 FILL THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH 💦💦💢💢‼️❗️‼️😭😭

      Asta responding to scam email

        After years of research, I discovered something new in the universe that no one else had observed: the universe contains a high-speed particle known as the scammer particle.
        
        Scammer particles rotate at high speeds around normal organisms, forming the foundation of the metafield's elemental matter. Under constant external high-energy conceptual stimulation, the scammer particles leap to the high-energy state and then return to the low-energy state after a brief period of time, accumulating credits from the outside world.
        
        However, there is another type of anti-particle among the stars, surrounded by a swarm of scammers. This anti-scammer particle will eventually explode and discharge its own energy, stripping the scammer particle of its positive valence form and causing it to disintegrate.
        
        This antiparticle was discovered by me. You're a moron for trying to scam me.

        My name is Asta Star Rail.

          My name is Asta Star Rail. I'm 23 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Herta Space Station where all the employee rooms are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for an ageless tiny grandma doll, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and looking through my telescope for twenty minutes before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet researcher life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like the Antimatter Legion, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to cast Astral Blessing I wouldn't lose to anyone.

          Herta Navy Seals

            Herta from Honkai Star Rail
            What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Astral Express, and Ive been involved in numerous Simulated Worlds on Herta Space Station, and I have over 300 confirmed follow ups. I am trained in twirling warfare and Im the top damage in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will kuru-kuru you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Stellaron Hunters across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the twirl, maggot. The twirl that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred followups, and thats just with my hammer. Not only am I extensively trained in hammer combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the IPC Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will kururin all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

            Everything has become Seele to me

              All I know what to do anymore is play Seele, it's been so long. I don't know what Star Rail is anymore. The other day, I put a different character and tried to proc Resurgence with them. Everything has become Seele to me. There are no other characters, no skills other than Sheathed Blade. The only Ultimate i know how to activate is Butterfly Flurry. Occasionally I use Bronya skill, and I cry a little. I Thwack for game but wish I was being gamed instead. It's become a joke of sorts, or maybe it's just my life. I can't go anywhere without seeing Seele. I went to feed my dog the other night, but instead of eating she flickered in and out of existence while brandishing a scythe. I had to put her down. I sit in the corner now counting down the days, the days where we shall see sweet release from this torment, the day when turn-based RPG was about 2 sides taking turns and creating something beautiful. Those days are long gone. I have seen God, and I have seen the devil, but they are one and the same. I stared into the abyss and screamed, and it screamed back: "Disappear among the sea of butterflies".