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Jingliu is the most compatible mara-struck for humans

    Jingliu copypasta
    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of female human and female mara-struck breeding, Jingliu is the most compatible mara-struck for humans? Not only is she an Ice damage dealer, which is mostly comprised of women, Jingliu is approximately 5’8” tall and 120 pounds, this means she’s large enough to be able manhandle human pussy, and with her impressive Base Stats for energy and access to Spectral Transmigration, you can be roughed up by her. Due to her mostly immortal based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Jingliu would be incredibly enduring, so enduring that you could easily have sex with her for hours without stopping. She can also use the moves Lucent Moonglow, Transcendent Flash, Syzygy, Florephemeral Dreamflux, and Shine on Truth, along with not having a current student, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get close to her and be trained by her. With her abilities Sword Slash and Freeze, she can easily incapacitate you to make it easier to use you. No other mara-struck comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pass out fast enough, you can wake up to find yourself bloody and beaten. Jingliu is literally built for human pussy. Ungodly attack stat+high HP pool+Freeze means she can fuck you all day

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc?

      Dan Shu from Honkai Star Rail
      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc? I thought not. This is not the story Xianzhou will tell you. This is Sanctus Medicus legend. Dan Shu was an Alchemy Commission chief alchemist, so wise she could use alchemy to influence the biology of the living creature and create curves where there were plains. She had such a knowledge that she could even keep her boons from sagging. Blessing of Abundance is a pathway to curves some consider to be unnatural.
      
      She became so thicc... the only thing she was afraid of was writers dropping the ball on her storyline, which, eventually, they did.

      Is it possible to learn this power?

      Not from the Xianshou.

      Yanqing in the year 2040

        Yanqing copypasta
        The year is 2040, Star Rail has separated characters into 2 categories, the ones that have beat Yanqing (SSS tier) and the ones that haven't done it yet (F tier). Gacha tubers stopped making guides on new characters and speculate on whether Yanqing will show up and get beat by them instead. Star Rail leaks are made up only of leaked Yanqing assets. Mihoyo writers are in shambles trying to insert Yanqing into more content. Da Wei opens his heart shaped locket containing a picture of Yanqing and solemnly utters "I have one final job for you.". He then initiates Operation YanKing the Playerbase.
        
        It's the final arc versus Nanook and the whole of the antimatter legion with the friends you've made along the way. Yanqing arrives just in time to fulfill his destiny. Everyone dogpiles on him, even the parallel version 5* Yanqing from Honkai Impact making him the only character to kick his own ass. Star Rail players rejoice as now every character is top tier. Everyone is happy, except for Jing Yuan mains. In the end, only Jing Yuan decides to not beat his own pupil as he was CC'd by his love for him, causing him to be relegated to Mid Yuan tier forever.

        Okbuddy response to sex

          Every okbuddy response to a sex joke
          Uwooooghhh 😭😭😭
          💢💢💢😭😭😭
          😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢
          PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!! GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!
          🔥✍️
          cunny😭😭
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          GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY
          PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP💢💢💢 PLOP💦💦

          Silver Wolf’s thighs are undeniably the epitome of allure and sensuality

            Silver Wolf's thighs are undeniably the epitome of allure and sensuality. From the moment your gaze falls upon them, you are captivated by their exquisite beauty and graceful contours. Each step she takes is a mesmerizing dance, a symphony of elegance and power. The smooth, flawless skin of her thighs beckons with a tantalizing allure, inviting your touch. The slender yet strong curves, sculpted to perfection, showcase her athleticism and grace. As she moves, the muscles ripple beneath the surface, an alluring display of strength and control. Her thighs seem to possess a magical quality, effortlessly drawing attention and admiration from all who are fortunate enough to witness their splendor. The way she carries herself, with a confident stride that accentuates every curve and line of her thighs, only adds to the enchantment. Silver Wolf's thighs are not only visually captivating but also possess an inherent sensuality that transcends mere aesthetics. They evoke a sense of desire and longing, an irresistible temptation that ignites the imagination. They symbolize both power and vulnerability, a delicate balance that makes them even more alluring. Their elegance and sensuality are enhanced by her innate grace, making her a captivating force that leaves a lasting impression. It is as if her thighs hold the secrets of the universe, whispering promises of pleasure and mystery. Their appeal lies not only in their physical beauty but also in the confidence and allure that radiate from within. The way she walks, the way she moves, exudes an aura of irresistible sensuality, enveloping all who witness it in a spell of fascination. In the presence of Silver Wolf's thighs, time seems to stand still, and the world fades away, leaving only the mesmerizing enchantment they exude. They possess an unparalleled ability to awaken desire and kindle the fire of passion in the hearts of those who dare to gaze upon them. Silver Wolf's thighs are the embodiment of allure and sensuality, a testament to the captivating power of feminine grace. They are a masterpiece of nature, a work of art that surpasses all boundaries of beauty. In their presence, one cannot help but be entranced, forever captivated by their irresistible charm.

            Kafka: “Take it. You sissy bitch.

              Kafka: "Take it. You sissy bitch. Let me DESTROY your ass pussy." Me: "UGH~! MMPH! OOOOGH~! MOMMY KAFKA, PLEASE, S-ST-" Kafka rips her hand across my ass like a rubber band, leaving a tarnishing red mark. Kafka: "Did I say you can talk? No." *PLAAAP PLAAAP PLAAAAP!* Kafka's strap-on continued on.