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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc?

    Dan Shu from Honkai Star Rail
    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc? I thought not. This is not the story Xianzhou will tell you. This is Sanctus Medicus legend. Dan Shu was an Alchemy Commission chief alchemist, so wise she could use alchemy to influence the biology of the living creature and create curves where there were plains. She had such a knowledge that she could even keep her boons from sagging. Blessing of Abundance is a pathway to curves some consider to be unnatural.
    
    She became so thicc... the only thing she was afraid of was writers dropping the ball on her storyline, which, eventually, they did.

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    Not from the Xianshou.

    Yanqing in the year 2040

      Yanqing copypasta
      The year is 2040, Star Rail has separated characters into 2 categories, the ones that have beat Yanqing (SSS tier) and the ones that haven't done it yet (F tier). Gacha tubers stopped making guides on new characters and speculate on whether Yanqing will show up and get beat by them instead. Star Rail leaks are made up only of leaked Yanqing assets. Mihoyo writers are in shambles trying to insert Yanqing into more content. Da Wei opens his heart shaped locket containing a picture of Yanqing and solemnly utters "I have one final job for you.". He then initiates Operation YanKing the Playerbase.
      
      It's the final arc versus Nanook and the whole of the antimatter legion with the friends you've made along the way. Yanqing arrives just in time to fulfill his destiny. Everyone dogpiles on him, even the parallel version 5* Yanqing from Honkai Impact making him the only character to kick his own ass. Star Rail players rejoice as now every character is top tier. Everyone is happy, except for Jing Yuan mains. In the end, only Jing Yuan decides to not beat his own pupil as he was CC'd by his love for him, causing him to be relegated to Mid Yuan tier forever.

      Okbuddy response to sex

        Every okbuddy response to a sex joke
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        Silver Wolf’s thighs are undeniably the epitome of allure and sensuality

          Silver Wolf's thighs are undeniably the epitome of allure and sensuality. From the moment your gaze falls upon them, you are captivated by their exquisite beauty and graceful contours. Each step she takes is a mesmerizing dance, a symphony of elegance and power. The smooth, flawless skin of her thighs beckons with a tantalizing allure, inviting your touch. The slender yet strong curves, sculpted to perfection, showcase her athleticism and grace. As she moves, the muscles ripple beneath the surface, an alluring display of strength and control. Her thighs seem to possess a magical quality, effortlessly drawing attention and admiration from all who are fortunate enough to witness their splendor. The way she carries herself, with a confident stride that accentuates every curve and line of her thighs, only adds to the enchantment. Silver Wolf's thighs are not only visually captivating but also possess an inherent sensuality that transcends mere aesthetics. They evoke a sense of desire and longing, an irresistible temptation that ignites the imagination. They symbolize both power and vulnerability, a delicate balance that makes them even more alluring. Their elegance and sensuality are enhanced by her innate grace, making her a captivating force that leaves a lasting impression. It is as if her thighs hold the secrets of the universe, whispering promises of pleasure and mystery. Their appeal lies not only in their physical beauty but also in the confidence and allure that radiate from within. The way she walks, the way she moves, exudes an aura of irresistible sensuality, enveloping all who witness it in a spell of fascination. In the presence of Silver Wolf's thighs, time seems to stand still, and the world fades away, leaving only the mesmerizing enchantment they exude. They possess an unparalleled ability to awaken desire and kindle the fire of passion in the hearts of those who dare to gaze upon them. Silver Wolf's thighs are the embodiment of allure and sensuality, a testament to the captivating power of feminine grace. They are a masterpiece of nature, a work of art that surpasses all boundaries of beauty. In their presence, one cannot help but be entranced, forever captivated by their irresistible charm.

          Kafka: “Take it. You sissy bitch.

            Kafka: "Take it. You sissy bitch. Let me DESTROY your ass pussy." Me: "UGH~! MMPH! OOOOGH~! MOMMY KAFKA, PLEASE, S-ST-" Kafka rips her hand across my ass like a rubber band, leaving a tarnishing red mark. Kafka: "Did I say you can talk? No." *PLAAAP PLAAAP PLAAAAP!* Kafka's strap-on continued on.

            I love Kafka so much

              I'm a lesbian, let me come out
              
              🥵 I love Kafka so much, whenever I think of Kafka scolding me for being soft, I feel elated from the inside because I know she likes me and cares about me 🥰 Kafka said she likes to look at the puffy clouds outside the window with me, so I'm going to listen to Kafka and get up early every day and look at the puffy clouds with her 🥰 It's a great feeling, as sweet as chocolate falling into a honeypot. Kafka said that if someone called, she would feel very concerned, so I would purposely frantically answer the phone in front of her. When I see her getting jealous, I can't help but feel an unstoppable delight 🥵 Kafka I love you so much, the feeling of having a gentle older sister as a wife keeps me awake all night, constantly thinking about you, tossing and turning 😭 Kafka's meticulous care is about to turn me into a useless person in society, Kafka I can't live without you, I don't know what to without you 😭 ooooooo Kafka my Kafka 😭😭😭😭😭😭