Kafka: "Take it. You sissy bitch. Let me DESTROY your ass pussy." Me: "UGH~! MMPH! OOOOGH~! MOMMY KAFKA, PLEASE, S-ST-" Kafka rips her hand across my ass like a rubber band, leaving a tarnishing red mark. Kafka: "Did I say you can talk? No." *PLAAAP PLAAAP PLAAAAP!* Kafka's strap-on continued on.
I'm a lesbian, let me come out
🥵 I love Kafka so much, whenever I think of Kafka scolding me for being soft, I feel elated from the inside because I know she likes me and cares about me 🥰 Kafka said she likes to look at the puffy clouds outside the window with me, so I'm going to listen to Kafka and get up early every day and look at the puffy clouds with her 🥰 It's a great feeling, as sweet as chocolate falling into a honeypot. Kafka said that if someone called, she would feel very concerned, so I would purposely frantically answer the phone in front of her. When I see her getting jealous, I can't help but feel an unstoppable delight 🥵 Kafka I love you so much, the feeling of having a gentle older sister as a wife keeps me awake all night, constantly thinking about you, tossing and turning 😭 Kafka's meticulous care is about to turn me into a useless person in society, Kafka I can't live without you, I don't know what to without you 😭 ooooooo Kafka my Kafka 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh my fucking god I want to fuck Tinguyn from the turn based gacha game Honkai Star Rail so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking game I’ve done nothing but think about her. I can’t go for more than 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Everwinter Monument and ejaculating at March 7. I’ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I can’t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I can’t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I can’t live every day of my life thinking about foxian voice screaming "benefactor" in luscious pain while I fuck her perfect fluffy tail. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as I’ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this I’ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldn’t want it any other way.Holy fucking shit. I want to get fucked by the Tingyun so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play Honkai I get so fucking wet. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing by constant sex with Tingyun. I'm sick of waking up every morning with my panties soaked in love juices and knowing that those love juices should've drenched Tingyun's hard futa cock. I want her to cum inside me and get me pregnant.Sometimes I fantasize about Tingyun coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me
Balde's Manifesto
Dear members of okbuddytrailblazer, as some of you may have noticed, a few lunatics of the Honkai: Star Rail community have started to ship Arl@n with Asta. This is absolutely revolting.
Arl@n is a member of one of the three forbidden races and must be discriminated against whenever encountered or mentioned. He deserves no affection, no indulgence and no benevolence. Everyone should remember that only those that qualify should be able to enjoy Asta's magnificent lead researcher cunny.
We should be ashamed of letting this shipping happen and we should aim to work towards getting rid of anything and anyone praising that worthless piece of tremendous filth Arl@n. Why do we tolerate someone whose appearance resembles every deadly sin imaginable? Why do we allow someone so pitiful to coexist with us?
His skin is filled with impurity, his existence is disgraceful and his advances towards Asta are completely immoral. His name must be forgotten and erased from the history books so nobody, and I mean nobody, has to endure the memory of his existence after his passing. Never before has the world seen someone as abominable as Arl@n.
I'd like to announce that the hunting season has begun. Anyone, who mentions Arl@n in a positive light shall be shunned upon. Anyone, that considers him to be a creature worthy of the lead researcher shall be executed. Anyone, that is despicable enough to ship him with Asta, should be humiliated publicly. Friends, it is time to put a stop to this, we can't allow these creatures to walk among us, we are better than them and we should acknowledge our superiority.
Of five races, three must pay the price.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the master diviner so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the divination commission I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Fu Xuan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Fu Xuan's tight divine pussy. I want her to have my babies.Okay, Futa Xuan.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
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"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Futa Xuan!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT FUTA XUAN♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
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"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"
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MASTER DIVINER'S EXPOSED BACK ❗‼️‼️❗😭😭😭😭😭PLEASE LET ME LICK IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LET ME LICK IT❗❗LET ME LICK IT❗❗ PLEASE😭😭 I'LL DO ANYTHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢
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I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Bronya than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Bronya for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on r/HonkaiStarRail proposes that she has a girlfriend who is Seele, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Bronya is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another person! I want her to have feelings only for me! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Bronya art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.