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I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of break effect.

    Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to the break effect mechanic in Honkai Star Rail. 

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of break effect. I try to play kafka. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play jingliu. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play firefly. My break effect deals more damage. I want to play acheron. Her best team has break effect. I want to play black swan, blade. They both want break effect.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give it my best . he isn't satisfied. I pull ruan mei cone. "it's not enough" he tells me. "put imaginary mc in the team." he grabs my credit card and forces me to throw all my savings. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with r5."

I can't pull for r5, I don't have enough money. he grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, break effect application. What a cruel world.

    I want to fuck the shit out of Yunli from Honkai: Star Rail.

      Yunli copypasta
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      Holy fucking shit.

I don't think I've ever creamed or let loose more to a fictional set of pixels more than today. It was this very day, I was at school, I whipped out my phone and saw IT. I couldn't even resist the urges. I creamed immediately. The entire classroom was overflowing with my juicy relentless spunk. Yunli. My girlfriend. My love. My wife. Please come to life and fuck me.

The twittards are saying you cant sexualise her because her design is based off of traditional chinese clothing and whatever the fuck. To that i say FUCK OFF cause guess what im Chinese and it turns me on even more (wacism) oh what's that? she's a minor? FUCK OFF, i'm a minor too you cant be a pedophile if youre a child

I can just fantasize daily about her god damn midriff, her grippers and majestic ass face that contorts into a moan as I fuck her asscheeks with my cock as she simutaneously humilitiates and dominates me, I want to lick that navel and midriff so fucking hard man

Its been like what, 10 hours since her drip marketing came out, and i've jizzed almost 57685839 times to her slender cunny yet curvaceous figure LIKE OLLOHIOLRLLRUYY SHITTTTTTT whoever designed this character needs a FUCKING RAISE

anyways spread the word about cunny and godsend yunli pls ride me

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of HTB.

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Harmony Trailblazer (HTB) from Honkai Star Rail.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HTB. I try to play Luka. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Xueyi. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Asta. My HTB deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has HTB. I want to play Ruan Mei, Gallagher. They both want HTB.

HTB grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Memories of the Past. He isn't satisfied. I pull Flowing Nightglow. "I don't need this much energy" he tells me. "Give me more skill points." He grabs Firefly and forces her to throw herself on enemies. "You just need to break the enemies more. I can buff more with Past Self in Mirror."

I can't pull for Past Self in Mirror, I don't have enough stellar jades. HTB grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Clockie. He says "Clockie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, super break damage. What a cruel world.

gets ran over by the astral express

        ATTENTION CITIZEN! (Interastral Peace Corporation edition)

          The meme is based on the CCP’s ‘ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!‘ copypasta but made into IPC from Honkai Star Rail.

          

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Interastral Peace Corporation 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Stellar Jades) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Stellar Jades ( -11115 Stellar Jades )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies (WAIFUS). (由人民供应部重新分配 IPC) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the sigonia. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

为党争光! Glory to the IPC!!!! PAY YOUR TAXES!!!!!!!!!

          I was on Astral Express when I saw this

            Official Honkai Star Rail version of the “NSFW while I was on the train” copypasta.

            Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the Astral Express and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in the Akivili” and “call the conductor”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of Nameless masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

            I HATE Gepard.

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              I HATE Gepard. He is so useless, I don't understand why anyone would like him by choice. All he is is an attractive, sweet, caring, sexy, sweaty muscular hot jock-type that reminds me all too much of the feelings I used to get from watching the football team in high school. How could anyone appreciate him when all he does is bring a big shield? I was able to clear Simulated Universe World 1 with NO shielder, and people tell me that I need a defensive unit? Yes I died to World 1 over 20 times, but I wasn't trying to be fair. Why would I need a shielder if my team of Sampo/Hook/Dan Heng/Tingyun is clearly one of the BEST teams in the game? I don't have skill issue and I don't like hot men. I especially don't like hot sexy men like Gepard, who want to do nothing but protect me. I don't need protection and I certainly DONT need a hot sexy man like Gepard on my roster. What do people even see in him? A kind, compassionate, and caring individual who looks after his family and city? How could anyone actually be ok with getting Gepard off of their Departure Warp? It's simply logical that NOONE should appreciate Gepard. It's such a ludicrous idea that anyone would want Gepard's muscular arms wrapped around them while they cuddle in bed at night after a wonderful night out in Belegog. What a silly concept