I hate the fucking buddies. Why is it so hard to keep that god awful behavior inside their own sub? Us normal, sane folks don’t want to see their downgrading behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply ridiculously and brings shame to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so overused to the point where it’s not even funny anymore (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are pedophiles or on their way into becoming one.
Love the buddies version
I love the fucking buddies. Why is it so easy to keep that admirable behavior inside their own sub? Us boring, stupid folks really want to see their cute and funny behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply awe-inspiring and brings delight to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so unique to the point where it’s extremely funny (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are geniuses or on their way into becoming one.
I want to impregnate Guinaifen so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant, Xianzhou angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Guinaifen is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary overdesigned outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich East Asian milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her during one of her infamous livestreams. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping psshole I want to fck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or c0ck rings. Whichever would please her more. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p3nis if it would bring a smile to Guinaifen’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Guinaifen. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.
Seriously, I have never wanted to make a man pregnant more before Blade. I mean, look at those boobs. He probably provides enough breast milk to feed a house of babies! You're telling me he binds his chest with bandages too??? You're saying it couldve been bigger????? And hear me out, right. He's like, mostly emotionless when he's not trying to find Daniel or JingYuan to ride. He's the perfect candidate for emotionless sex if you're into that. Or bdsm. I have him on chinese dub, he fucking moans when he gets hit. And that racussy???? Bro really wants correction. I'd say he's begging for it at this point.
Sincerely, we should sex Blade more. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
(I am losing my mind. With every second that passes without blade being sexed, i lose a good amount of my sanity. This isn't even a copypasta, I just typed that all out. Please send help.)
I have to get this one off my chest. Y'all are simping for her as if the whole world revolved around her, but I feel compelled to speak the truth. Is there ANY originality to the vids and posts she makes? She's terminally online, and her accounts are literally everywhere, churning out her vapid content not just here on Ghostly Grove but on other platforms as well. Is she that desperate for money? And everything she posts is either overused, outdated, cringey memes or just clout-chasing clickbaity stuff that appeals to the lowest common denominator. If not that, then she would just straight up STEAL other people's ideas. And she calls herself a "content creator", LMAO. I can't be the only one who finds her boring, right? Right? She has such a large following, yet she never uses it to address any of the pressing social issues. Why is that!? All she does everyday is make mind-numbingly "fUnNY" hogwash! People like her are the reason why society is going down the drain!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of female human and female mara-struck breeding, Jingliu is the most compatible mara-struck for humans? Not only is she an Ice damage dealer, which is mostly comprised of women, Jingliu is approximately 5’8” tall and 120 pounds, this means she’s large enough to be able manhandle human pussy, and with her impressive Base Stats for energy and access to Spectral Transmigration, you can be roughed up by her. Due to her mostly immortal based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Jingliu would be incredibly enduring, so enduring that you could easily have sex with her for hours without stopping. She can also use the moves Lucent Moonglow, Transcendent Flash, Syzygy, Florephemeral Dreamflux, and Shine on Truth, along with not having a current student, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get close to her and be trained by her. With her abilities Sword Slash and Freeze, she can easily incapacitate you to make it easier to use you. No other mara-struck comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pass out fast enough, you can wake up to find yourself bloody and beaten. Jingliu is literally built for human pussy. Ungodly attack stat+high HP pool+Freeze means she can fuck you all day
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc? I thought not. This is not the story Xianzhou will tell you. This is Sanctus Medicus legend. Dan Shu was an Alchemy Commission chief alchemist, so wise she could use alchemy to influence the biology of the living creature and create curves where there were plains. She had such a knowledge that she could even keep her boons from sagging. Blessing of Abundance is a pathway to curves some consider to be unnatural.
She became so thicc... the only thing she was afraid of was writers dropping the ball on her storyline, which, eventually, they did.
