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My name is Sunday. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony

    Its the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but changed to Sunday from Honkai Star Rail.

    My name is Sunday. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as the head of the Oak Family and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink Soulglad. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm Puffergoat milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems dreaming until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. 

    RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡

      Its the K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Ruan Mei from Honkai Star Rail due to how meta she is in every team.

      RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡104SPEED🏃‍♀️GIVES 68%DMG👊50%BREAK🤸‍♂️EFFICIENCY😎ONLY 1☝️SP TOO✌10%SPEED💨INCREASE📈5🕔ENERGY🔋EVERY TURN↪️20% BREAK 💔 EFFECT 🧪 AT ALL TIMES 🕓ULT 1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ ENERGY🧙‍♂️ GIVES 25% ALL RES PEN🖋️EXTENDS BREAK⏳ TOO2️⃣ LAST 2 TURNS🔄 

      I’m sick of Himeko

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Himeko from Honkai Star Rail due to her strength in Pure Fiction game mode.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Himeko. I try to play Hook. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Jing Yuan. My Himeko deals more damage. I try not to play Yanqing. I want to play Hertha. Her best team has Himeko. I want to play Jade, Topaz. They both want Himeko. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I syntezise for her. I give her The Day the Cosmos fell. She isn't satisfied. I pull Night on the Milky Way. "I don't need this much ATK" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Robin and forces her to sing in front of the enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Before Dawn." I can't pull for Before Dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her drone. She says "You won't get away." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure infinite Weakness Breaks. What a cruel world. 

        This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect

          Based on the “This is K’Sante” copypasta that started from a pro LoL player’s (Showmaker) stream.

          This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect 🦾 Extra 50% Break Efficiency from Ult 🤷‍♂️ Unstoppable🚫 can bypass toughness 🛡 Can self heal ❤️‍🩹 Insane AOE 💥 Braindead single target ☝Ult lasts 4 turns too 🕐 skill gives 60 Energy 🧙‍♂️ 
          이것은 파이어플라이🤖 속도🦿 450 파괴 효과🦾 추가 50% 파괴 효율 궁극기에서🤷‍♂️ 막을 수 없음🚫, 강인함을 뚫을 수 있음 🛡 자가 치유 가능 ❤️‍🩹 강력한 범위 공격 💥 단일 타겟 공격은 단순 ☝ 궁극기는 4턴 동안 지속 🕐 스킬 사용 시 60 에너지를 얻음 🧙‍♂️ 

          ____ is a very bad game mechanic that no one talks about.

            Started as a rant on DoT teams on r/HonkaiStarRail, the post has been used ironically mock other mechanics of the game and player-base. DoT are Damage over Time where some characters have the ability to inflict damage that slowly chips enemy health like poison or burn.

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            The fact that trying to make ____ viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on ____ is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
            
            ____ needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best ____ character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.
            
            P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

            DoT is a very bad game mechanic that nobody talks about

            The fact that trying to make DoT viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on DoT is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
            
            DoT needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best DoT character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.
            
            P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

            Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic

            Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic that nobody talks about
            
            The fact that trying to make copypasta viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other posts that don’t rely on Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at r/HonkaiStarRail, what is that? How is this a gacha subreddit when you are required to copy certain posts to get upvotes? They are telling us to copy certain posts to enjoy the subreddit and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
            
            Copypasta needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best copypasta is already out and it’s only year 2 since release.
            
            P.S. Even though this subreddit is so so young compared to other subs, I feel like we are already in year 10. Any funnier and no one will start posting anymore.