Hey buddies, did you know that in terms of male human and female vidyadhara breeding, Bailu is the most compatible for humans? Not only is she a loli😭, which are known to be tight💢, Bailu is around 3’2’’ tall and 37.5 pounds, this means that she’s going to be huggable sized when you plap her, and with her impressive HP stats and access to ingrain, you can be rough with her. Due to her dragon based biology and command over the waters, I have no doubt in my mind that an aroused Bailu would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex for hours without getting sore thanks to the water in her body being able to heal. She has many unique features such as being cute, funny, bratty, energetic, and having horns and a tail to grab onto or to rub depending on who is being pleasured. Bailu can easily get you into the mood whether you want a dommy loli or a submissive cutie, and as a doctor, she definitely knows all about the body to get you going. With her being on the path of abundance and one of the best sustains in the game in terms of survivability, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other character comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, people will try to tell you that vidyadhara can’t reproduce but by my calculations, it’s possible with around 69 gallons of sperm!
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I am so fucking down terrible, down horrendous, down abyssal, down chaotic, down to fucking hell and back for Kafka. Everyday I check 20 times just to see if a single new Kafka porn art has been posted. The moment I see those curveous milkers and tight shorts I feel like my boner would rip my pants open. I want to embrace her, to rip those pantyhoses and go to town on that velvety entrance, to lick her nape and breasts and bark like a dog, to thrust my hips into hers until both our bowels are so sore we're unable to walk the next day. I'll scream "mommy", and she'll scream my name as we bathe ourselves in nothing but pure lust. Those hips are BORN to be bred. We'd be doing doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, pushed against the wall, scissoring, you name it. And she'll be screaming at the top of her lungs when I finally release my sweet genetic riches into her den, finally hitting the jackpot of pleasure. But we wouldn't stop there, oh no: the night does not end until I forcefully thrust into her so much that she passes out. Then we'd be cuddling and sending each other to the dream realm. And probably have even more sex there. I can't help it guys; fuck saving the universe if it means getting to sex mommy Kafka's pussy first.
Kafka: "Take it. You sissy bitch. Let me DESTROY your ass pussy." Me: "UGH~! MMPH! OOOOGH~! MOMMY KAFKA, PLEASE, S-ST-" Kafka rips her hand across my ass like a rubber band, leaving a tarnishing red mark. Kafka: "Did I say you can talk? No." *PLAAAP PLAAAP PLAAAAP!* Kafka's strap-on continued on.
The things i want Kafka to do to me are so mind boggling and jaw dropping that i had to sever all relationships with other people to be able to express even a point percentage of my love for her. I want her to peg me until i'm her senseless plaything. Every day, i wake up and i go "i wish kafka was fucking the shit out of me right now", and i repeat that phrase once every 5 minutes to remind myself of how desperate i am to feel the pleasure that being with Kafka would bring. I want her to violently grip my slutty waist, pull me in, kiss me roughly until i get close and then finish the job with her hands. If i had my hands on Kafka for one day and one day only, she would be so happy and satisfied with my service that she would stay forever and never leave. Because i would follow every single order that comes out of her juicy plump lips and sexy mouth. I fucking love Kafka.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Star Rail character breedability , Fu Xuan is the most compatible for a human male? Not only is she in the path of Preservation, Fu Xuan stands at 4'9'' and roughly 75 pounds, this means she's small enough to be able to be manhandled and bent over various furniture in your house, imagine.... And with her impressive Base Stats for both HP and Def , you can be rough with her. Due to her play-style of wanting to get hit by enemies, there’s no doubt in my mind that Fu Xuan is a raging masochist, furthermore, Her skillsets also facilitates the possibility of going for hours without stopping. With her skill "Astronomical Wonder", she can redirect physical punishment you suffer unto herself opening up the possibility of unique and never been seen before S&M plays. Not only that, with her talent "After Woe comes Heal" she can recover instantly when below 50% hp, meaning you can put Fu Xuan to the literal brink of death and still have her coming back for more. No other character comes close to this level of compatibility (except Gepard but we do not talk about that). Also, fun fact, her clothing contains bondage ropes in the back, signifying her repressed desire to be punished and humiliated, and if you pull out enough, you can make her entire clothes drenched in white. Fu Xuan is literally built for human cock. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+her traces ability means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
BRONYA IS NOT A VIRGIN!
Did you know that Bronya Rand is not a virgin? This can be demonstrated simply by looking at her groin, where you can see that she cannot close that area and consequently an opening is created. This is because when a woman loses her virginity, she tends to widen her hips because her body is preparing itself to be able to generate babies so that they can come out more easily without pain. Oh, nature. As for who deflowered her, it could possibly be Gepard Landau, since he was in the same unit as her before she became the guardian. I'm sure they did a lot of dirty things while doing missions, I don't blame her since he's such a hottie, who wouldn't want his manhood? I'm sure he's as thick as the shields he puts up.
