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I’m sick of Himeko

    Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Himeko from Honkai Star Rail due to her strength in Pure Fiction game mode.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Himeko. I try to play Hook. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Jing Yuan. My Himeko deals more damage. I try not to play Yanqing. I want to play Hertha. Her best team has Himeko. I want to play Jade, Topaz. They both want Himeko. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I syntezise for her. I give her The Day the Cosmos fell. She isn't satisfied. I pull Night on the Milky Way. "I don't need this much ATK" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Robin and forces her to sing in front of the enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Before Dawn." I can't pull for Before Dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her drone. She says "You won't get away." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure infinite Weakness Breaks. What a cruel world.

    This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect

      Based on the “This is K’Sante” copypasta that started from a pro LoL player’s (Showmaker) stream. 

      This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect 🦾 Extra 50% Break Efficiency from Ult 🤷‍♂️ Unstoppable🚫 can bypass toughness 🛡 Can self heal ❤️‍🩹 Insane AOE 💥 Braindead single target ☝Ult lasts 4 turns too 🕐 skill gives 60 Energy 🧙‍♂️ 
      이것은 파이어플라이🤖 속도🦿 450 파괴 효과🦾 추가 50% 파괴 효율 궁극기에서🤷‍♂️ 막을 수 없음🚫, 강인함을 뚫을 수 있음 🛡 자가 치유 가능 ❤️‍🩹 강력한 범위 공격 💥 단일 타겟 공격은 단순 ☝ 궁극기는 4턴 동안 지속 🕐 스킬 사용 시 60 에너지를 얻음 🧙‍♂️

      ____ is a very bad game mechanic that no one talks about.

        Started as a rant on DoT teams on r/HonkaiStarRail, the post has been used ironically mock other mechanics of the game and player-base. DoT are Damage over Time where some characters have the ability to inflict damage that slowly chips enemy health like poison or burn.

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        The fact that trying to make ____ viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on ____ is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.

____ needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best ____ character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.

P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

        DoT is a very bad game mechanic that nobody talks about

        The fact that trying to make DoT viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on DoT is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.

DoT needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best DoT character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.

P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

        Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic

        Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic that nobody talks about

The fact that trying to make copypasta viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other posts that don’t rely on Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at r/HonkaiStarRail, what is that? How is this a gacha subreddit when you are required to copy certain posts to get upvotes? They are telling us to copy certain posts to enjoy the subreddit and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.

Copypasta needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best copypasta is already out and it’s only year 2 since release.

P.S. Even though this subreddit is so so young compared to other subs, I feel like we are already in year 10. Any funnier and no one will start posting anymore.

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of break effect.

          Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to the break effect mechanic in Honkai Star Rail. 

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of break effect. I try to play kafka. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play jingliu. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play firefly. My break effect deals more damage. I want to play acheron. Her best team has break effect. I want to play black swan, blade. They both want break effect.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give it my best . he isn't satisfied. I pull ruan mei cone. "it's not enough" he tells me. "put imaginary mc in the team." he grabs my credit card and forces me to throw all my savings. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with r5."

I can't pull for r5, I don't have enough money. he grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, break effect application. What a cruel world.

          I want to fuck the shit out of Yunli from Honkai: Star Rail.

            Yunli copypasta
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            Holy fucking shit.

I don't think I've ever creamed or let loose more to a fictional set of pixels more than today. It was this very day, I was at school, I whipped out my phone and saw IT. I couldn't even resist the urges. I creamed immediately. The entire classroom was overflowing with my juicy relentless spunk. Yunli. My girlfriend. My love. My wife. Please come to life and fuck me.

The twittards are saying you cant sexualise her because her design is based off of traditional chinese clothing and whatever the fuck. To that i say FUCK OFF cause guess what im Chinese and it turns me on even more (wacism) oh what's that? she's a minor? FUCK OFF, i'm a minor too you cant be a pedophile if youre a child

I can just fantasize daily about her god damn midriff, her grippers and majestic ass face that contorts into a moan as I fuck her asscheeks with my cock as she simutaneously humilitiates and dominates me, I want to lick that navel and midriff so fucking hard man

Its been like what, 10 hours since her drip marketing came out, and i've jizzed almost 57685839 times to her slender cunny yet curvaceous figure LIKE OLLOHIOLRLLRUYY SHITTTTTTT whoever designed this character needs a FUCKING RAISE

anyways spread the word about cunny and godsend yunli pls ride me

            This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

              Originated from the the Classic WoW Discord, there was pin saying that anyone caught playing Shadowlands instead of participating in guild wars would be kicked. 

              THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL RAIDERS, READ CLOSELY, IF WE SEE ANYONE PLAYING SHADOWLANDS WE WILL TAKE THAT AS YOUR RESIGNATION TO THE GUILD AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM DISCORD AND THE GUILD, YOU ARE HERE TO RAID AND PLAY ON CLASSIC, WE WILL NOT TOLERATE OUR RAIDERS PLAYING OTHER MMOS, WE WILL ALSO ASSUME IF YOU POST OUT DURING THE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF SHADOWLANDS THAT YOU ARE PLAYING IT BEHIND OUR BACKS AND WILL BE SWIFTLY REMOVED, THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS INVOLVING THIS CAN BE BROUGHT UP TO BUT AGAIN, WE WILL ASSUME YOU WILL BE LEAVING US FOR SHADOWLANDS IF YOU DO BRING UP ANY ISSUES WITH THIS AND WILL ALSO BE REMOVED, SO TREAD CAREFULLY, THANK YOU

              Granblue Fantasy x HSR

              This is a reminder to all members, read closely: if we see anyone playing HONKAI STAR RAIL we will take that as your resignation from the crew and you will be removed from the server. You are here to play Unite and Fight—we will not tolerate our members playing other games. We will also assume if you post out during the first few months of HONKAI STAR RAIL that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed. This is NOT up for debate. Any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for HONKAI STAR RAIL. If you do bring up any issues with this you will be removed, so tread CAREFULLY. Thank you!

              FFXIV x Lost Ark

              This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

If we see anyone playing LOST ARK we will take that as your resignation from the FC and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to raid and play the Critically Acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV - we will not tolerate our raiders playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of LOST ARK that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for LOST ARK. if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

              Honkai Star Rail x Wuthering Waves

              This Is a Reminder to All Trailblazers, Read Closely: 
If we see anyone playing WUTHERING WAVE we will take that as your resignation from the GCN and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to play and only play the Critically Acclaimed MMORPG Honki Star Real - we will not tolerate our travellers playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of WATERING WAVE that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for Honki Star Real, if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!