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I want to fuck the shit out of Yunli from Honkai: Star Rail.

    Holy fucking shit.
    
    I don't think I've ever creamed or let loose more to a fictional set of pixels more than today. It was this very day, I was at school, I whipped out my phone and saw IT. I couldn't even resist the urges. I creamed immediately. The entire classroom was overflowing with my juicy relentless spunk. Yunli. My girlfriend. My love. My wife. Please come to life and fuck me.
    
    The twittards are saying you cant sexualise her because her design is based off of traditional chinese clothing and whatever the fuck. To that i say FUCK OFF cause guess what im Chinese and it turns me on even more (wacism) oh what's that? she's a minor? FUCK OFF, i'm a minor too you cant be a pedophile if youre a child
    
    I can just fantasize daily about her god damn midriff, her grippers and majestic ass face that contorts into a moan as I fuck her asscheeks with my cock as she simutaneously humilitiates and dominates me, I want to lick that navel and midriff so fucking hard man
    
    Its been like what, 10 hours since her drip marketing came out, and i've jizzed almost 57685839 times to her slender cunny yet curvaceous figure LIKE OLLOHIOLRLLRUYY SHITTTTTTT whoever designed this character needs a FUCKING RAISE
    
    anyways spread the word about cunny and godsend yunli pls ride me

    This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

      Originated from the the Classic WoW Discord, there was pin saying that anyone caught playing Shadowlands instead of participating in guild wars would be kicked.

      THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL RAIDERS, READ CLOSELY, IF WE SEE ANYONE PLAYING SHADOWLANDS WE WILL TAKE THAT AS YOUR RESIGNATION TO THE GUILD AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM DISCORD AND THE GUILD, YOU ARE HERE TO RAID AND PLAY ON CLASSIC, WE WILL NOT TOLERATE OUR RAIDERS PLAYING OTHER MMOS, WE WILL ALSO ASSUME IF YOU POST OUT DURING THE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF SHADOWLANDS THAT YOU ARE PLAYING IT BEHIND OUR BACKS AND WILL BE SWIFTLY REMOVED, THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS INVOLVING THIS CAN BE BROUGHT UP TO BUT AGAIN, WE WILL ASSUME YOU WILL BE LEAVING US FOR SHADOWLANDS IF YOU DO BRING UP ANY ISSUES WITH THIS AND WILL ALSO BE REMOVED, SO TREAD CAREFULLY, THANK YOU

      Granblue Fantasy x HSR

      This is a reminder to all members, read closely: if we see anyone playing HONKAI STAR RAIL we will take that as your resignation from the crew and you will be removed from the server. You are here to play Unite and Fight—we will not tolerate our members playing other games. We will also assume if you post out during the first few months of HONKAI STAR RAIL that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed. This is NOT up for debate. Any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for HONKAI STAR RAIL. If you do bring up any issues with this you will be removed, so tread CAREFULLY. Thank you!

      FFXIV x Lost Ark

      This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely
      
      If we see anyone playing LOST ARK we will take that as your resignation from the FC and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to raid and play the Critically Acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV - we will not tolerate our raiders playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of LOST ARK that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for LOST ARK. if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!
      

      Honkai Star Rail x Wuthering Waves

      This Is a Reminder to All Trailblazers, Read Closely: 
      If we see anyone playing WUTHERING WAVE we will take that as your resignation from the GCN and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to play and only play the Critically Acclaimed MMORPG Honki Star Real - we will not tolerate our travellers playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of WATERING WAVE that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for Honki Star Real, if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of HTB.

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Harmony Trailblazer (HTB) from Honkai Star Rail.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HTB. I try to play Luka. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Xueyi. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Asta. My HTB deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has HTB. I want to play Ruan Mei, Gallagher. They both want HTB.
        
        HTB grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Memories of the Past. He isn't satisfied. I pull Flowing Nightglow. "I don't need this much energy" he tells me. "Give me more skill points." He grabs Firefly and forces her to throw herself on enemies. "You just need to break the enemies more. I can buff more with Past Self in Mirror."
        
        I can't pull for Past Self in Mirror, I don't have enough stellar jades. HTB grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Clockie. He says "Clockie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, super break damage. What a cruel world.
        
        gets ran over by the astral express

        ATTENTION CITIZEN! (Interastral Peace Corporation edition)

          The meme is based on the CCP’s ‘ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!‘ copypasta but made into IPC from Honkai Star Rail.

          
          
          ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
          
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          ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
          
          This is the Interastral Peace Corporation 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Stellar Jades) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Stellar Jades ( -11115 Stellar Jades )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies (WAIFUS). (由人民供应部重新分配 IPC) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the sigonia. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
          
          为党争光! Glory to the IPC!!!! PAY YOUR TAXES!!!!!!!!!
          

          I was on Astral Express when I saw this

            Official Honkai Star Rail version of the “NSFW while I was on the train” copypasta.

            Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the Astral Express and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in the Akivili” and “call the conductor”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of Nameless masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. 

            I HATE Gepard.

              I HATE Gepard. He is so useless, I don't understand why anyone would like him by choice. All he is is an attractive, sweet, caring, sexy, sweaty muscular hot jock-type that reminds me all too much of the feelings I used to get from watching the football team in high school. How could anyone appreciate him when all he does is bring a big shield? I was able to clear Simulated Universe World 1 with NO shielder, and people tell me that I need a defensive unit? Yes I died to World 1 over 20 times, but I wasn't trying to be fair. Why would I need a shielder if my team of Sampo/Hook/Dan Heng/Tingyun is clearly one of the BEST teams in the game? I don't have skill issue and I don't like hot men. I especially don't like hot sexy men like Gepard, who want to do nothing but protect me. I don't need protection and I certainly DONT need a hot sexy man like Gepard on my roster. What do people even see in him? A kind, compassionate, and caring individual who looks after his family and city? How could anyone actually be ok with getting Gepard off of their Departure Warp? It's simply logical that NOONE should appreciate Gepard. It's such a ludicrous idea that anyone would want Gepard's muscular arms wrapped around them while they cuddle in bed at night after a wonderful night out in Belegog. What a silly concept