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My name is Screwllum Rubert. I’m 450 Amber Cycles old.

    Its the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta from JJBA but changed to Screwllum from Honkai Star Rail.

    My name is Screwllum Rubert. I’m 450 Amber Cycles old. My planet is in the northeast sector of the Screwllum System, where all the robots are, and I am not married. I work as a Genius at the Herta Space Station and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I shut down by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep mode, no matter what. After having a glass of warm motor oil and doing about twenty minutes of calibrations before shutting down, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like an organic infant, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last virus scan. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very erudite life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me knowledge. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

    Parody of the “My name is Skyler White yo” meme from Breaking Bad but changed to Screwllum.

    My name is Screwllum, yo.

BOOM!

My path is erudition, yo.

BOOM!

Uh huh.

BOOM!

Herta told me everything.

    STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARMONY DOVES!

      The original variation was from a meme video of a guy freaking out over Among Us. 

      STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARMONY DOVES! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON IPCTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON IPCCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just charmony doves stuff. I-I showed my IPC underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is a caged bird HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S LOOKS LIKE THE DOVE'S CAGE" I looked at my  penis I think of an charmony dove and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENDOVES" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

      My name is Sunday. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony

        Its the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but changed to Sunday from Honkai Star Rail.

        My name is Sunday. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as the head of the Oak Family and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink Soulglad. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm Puffergoat milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems dreaming until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

        RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡

          Its the K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Ruan Mei from Honkai Star Rail due to how meta she is in every team.

          RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡104SPEED🏃‍♀️GIVES 68%DMG👊50%BREAK🤸‍♂️EFFICIENCY😎ONLY 1☝️SP TOO✌10%SPEED💨INCREASE📈5🕔ENERGY🔋EVERY TURN↪️20% BREAK 💔 EFFECT 🧪 AT ALL TIMES 🕓ULT 1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ ENERGY🧙‍♂️ GIVES 25% ALL RES PEN🖋️EXTENDS BREAK⏳ TOO2️⃣ LAST 2 TURNS🔄

          I’m sick of Himeko

            Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Himeko from Honkai Star Rail due to her strength in Pure Fiction game mode.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Himeko. I try to play Hook. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Jing Yuan. My Himeko deals more damage. I try not to play Yanqing. I want to play Hertha. Her best team has Himeko. I want to play Jade, Topaz. They both want Himeko. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I syntezise for her. I give her The Day the Cosmos fell. She isn't satisfied. I pull Night on the Milky Way. "I don't need this much ATK" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Robin and forces her to sing in front of the enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Before Dawn." I can't pull for Before Dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her drone. She says "You won't get away." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure infinite Weakness Breaks. What a cruel world.