The original variation was from a meme video of a guy freaking out over Among Us.
STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARMONY DOVES! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON IPCTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON IPCCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just charmony doves stuff. I-I showed my IPC underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is a caged bird HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S LOOKS LIKE THE DOVE'S CAGE" I looked at my penis I think of an charmony dove and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENDOVES" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
My name is Sunday. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as the head of the Oak Family and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink Soulglad. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm Puffergoat milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems dreaming until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Sometimes I fantasize about Feixiao coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her dress. Please help is there any hope for me?
Its the K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Ruan Mei from Honkai Star Rail due to how meta she is in every team.
RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡104SPEED🏃♀️GIVES 68%DMG👊50%BREAK🤸♂️EFFICIENCY😎ONLY 1☝️SP TOO✌10%SPEED💨INCREASE📈5🕔ENERGY🔋EVERY TURN↪️20% BREAK 💔 EFFECT 🧪 AT ALL TIMES 🕓ULT 1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ ENERGY🧙♂️ GIVES 25% ALL RES PEN🖋️EXTENDS BREAK⏳ TOO2️⃣ LAST 2 TURNS🔄
Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Himeko from Honkai Star Rail due to her strength in Pure Fiction game mode.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Himeko. I try to play Hook. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Jing Yuan. My Himeko deals more damage. I try not to play Yanqing. I want to play Hertha. Her best team has Himeko. I want to play Jade, Topaz. They both want Himeko. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I syntezise for her. I give her The Day the Cosmos fell. She isn't satisfied. I pull Night on the Milky Way. "I don't need this much ATK" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Robin and forces her to sing in front of the enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Before Dawn." I can't pull for Before Dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her drone. She says "You won't get away." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure infinite Weakness Breaks. What a cruel world.
Based on the “This is K’Sante” copypasta that started from a pro LoL player’s (Showmaker) stream.
This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect 🦾 Extra 50% Break Efficiency from Ult 🤷♂️ Unstoppable🚫 can bypass toughness 🛡 Can self heal ❤️🩹 Insane AOE 💥 Braindead single target ☝Ult lasts 4 turns too 🕐 skill gives 60 Energy 🧙♂️
이것은 파이어플라이🤖 속도🦿 450 파괴 효과🦾 추가 50% 파괴 효율 궁극기에서🤷♂️ 막을 수 없음🚫, 강인함을 뚫을 수 있음 🛡 자가 치유 가능 ❤️🩹 강력한 범위 공격 💥 단일 타겟 공격은 단순 ☝ 궁극기는 4턴 동안 지속 🕐 스킬 사용 시 60 에너지를 얻음 🧙♂️
