Honkai Star Rail

This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

Originated from Classic WoW Discord where there was pinned message saying anyone caught playing Shadowlands instead of participating in guild wars would be kicked.

THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL RAIDERS, READ CLOSELY, IF WE SEE ANYONE PLAYING SHADOWLANDS WE WILL TAKE THAT AS YOUR RESIGNATION TO THE GUILD AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM DISCORD AND THE GUILD, YOU ARE HERE TO RAID AND PLAY ON CLASSIC, WE WILL NOT TOLERATE OUR RAIDERS PLAYING OTHER MMOS, WE WILL ALSO ASSUME IF YOU POST OUT DURING THE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF SHADOWLANDS THAT YOU ARE PLAYING IT BEHIND OUR BACKS AND WILL BE SWIFTLY REMOVED, THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS INVOLVING THIS CAN BE BROUGHT UP TO BUT AGAIN, WE WILL ASSUME YOU WILL BE LEAVING US FOR SHADOWLANDS IF YOU DO BRING UP ANY ISSUES WITH THIS AND WILL ALSO BE REMOVED, SO TREAD CAREFULLY, THANK YOU

Arknights: Endfield

This is a reminder to all members, read closely: if we see anyone playing Arknights: Endfield, we will take that as your resignation from the crew and you will be removed from the server. You are here to play Unite and Fight. We will not tolerate our members playing other games. We will also assume if you post out during the first few months of Arknights: Endfield that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed. This is NOT up for debate. Any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for Arknights: Endfield. If you do bring up any issues with this you will be removed, so tread CAREFULLY. Thank you!

Granblue Fantasy x HSR

This is a reminder to all members, read closely: if we see anyone playing HONKAI STAR RAIL we will take that as your resignation from the crew and you will be removed from the server. You are here to play Unite and Fight—we will not tolerate our members playing other games. We will also assume if you post out during the first few months of HONKAI STAR RAIL that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed. This is NOT up for debate. Any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for HONKAI STAR RAIL. If you do bring up any issues with this you will be removed, so tread CAREFULLY. Thank you!

FFXIV x Lost Ark

This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

If we see anyone playing LOST ARK we will take that as your resignation from the FC and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to raid and play the Critically Acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV - we will not tolerate our raiders playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of LOST ARK that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for LOST ARK. if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

Honkai Star Rail x Wuthering Waves

This Is a Reminder to All Trailblazers, Read Closely: 
If we see anyone playing WUTHERING WAVE we will take that as your resignation from the GCN and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to play and only play the Critically Acclaimed MMORPG Honki Star Real - we will not tolerate our travellers playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of WATERING WAVE that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for Honki Star Real, if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

I’m Sick of Aglaea.

By u/StarliteSun, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Agalea from Honkai Star Rail specificially for the Currency Wars event.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Aglaea. I try to play Castorice. My Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Phainon. My Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Archer. My Aglaea deals more damage. I want to play Anaxa. His best team has Aglaea. I want to play Hyacine, Tribbie—they both want Aglaea.

She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her quadruple boots. She isn't satisfied. I give her 10,000+ ATK. "I don't need this much ATK," she tells me. "Give me more SPEED." She grabs Sunday, RMC, Tingyun, Huohuo—even Saber and Yunli and forces them to advance her or give her energy. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS."

I can't get more boots, I don't have enough equipment, I only have the knife, the star, and the armor item. She grabs my reroll button and spams it LVL 5 until my interest vanishes along with the rest of my coins. My economy is ruined. She's not 3-star yet. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Garmentmaker. She says, "Thus our fates become one." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure voracity for speed and boots and action advances and energy.

This variation was written by u/No_Employ4768 as a comment on Agalaea speed meta in Currency Wars.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Aglaea. I try to play Phainon. Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Qingque. Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Firefly. Aglaea deals more damage. I want to play Cyrene. Her best team has Aglaea. I want to play Trailblazer, Hyacinthia - they both want Aglaea. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her Anti-Grav Boots. She isn't satisfied. I synthesize another Propeller "I don't need this much speed to dmg scaling" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Sunday and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to make me act more. I can deal more damage with a Privileged Anti-Grav Boots." I can't get a Privileged Anti-Grav Boots, I don't have the item. She refreshes my investments. It doesn't show up. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Garmentmaker. She says "Garmentmaker, get them." They chase me at full speed—Aglaea rolling on her wheelchair. There is no hint of hesitation in their eyes. Nothing but pure, quadratic speed to damage scaling. What a cruel world.

Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music.

Its the Nijika Pledge copypasta but changed to Madam Herta from HSR.

Since Herta is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Herta's great boon and in order to return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmic, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Herta speaks, I listen. If Herta questions, I answer. If Herta orders, I obey. If Herta opines, I agree. If Herta fears, I assure. If Herta hopes, I dream. If Herta is happy, I am jubilant. If Herta is angry, I am apoplectic. If Herta is sad, I am disconsolate. Herta is my ideal, Herta is my romance, Herta is my passion. Herta is my strength, Herta is my compass, Herta is my destination. Herta is my language, Herta is my culture, Herta is my religion. Herta is my ocean, Herta is my mountain, Herta is my sky, Herta is my air, Herta is my sun, Herta is my moon, Herta is my world. Herta is history, Herta is present, Herta is future. If Herta has a million fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Herta has ten fans, I am one of them. If Herta has only one fan, that is me. If Herta has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Herta, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Herta, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Herta until my very last breath; our children will love, cherish and protect Herta until their very last breath.

I told a Girl I play Seele in Honkai Star Rail

By u/FurinaFootWorshiper, its a reference to the “I play DoT teams” copypasta from Honkai Star Rail but changed to the original mono quantum archetype that has fallen out of the meta.

Recently, I talked to a girl about HSR at a posh restaurant, it did not go well.

She straight up asked me:

"Hey, which team do you play the most?"

Upon hearing this question, my heart tightened, I began to have an intense panic attack and almost choked. So I gave my response:

"Y'know, the one that got good recently?"

I could see it in her eyes, a small flash of excitement.

"Oh? Hypercarry Phainon? I love Phainon."

I immediately tried to explain.
"N-no-"

"Then Castorice? "

"Sorry, I-"

"Mydei, Anaxa or Aglaea? They are not bad."

"Also no..."

"THerta? She struggles in ST scenarios but she is still the queen of pure fiction. Also Madame Herta is a peerless gem!"

"Uh yeah, Madame Herta is a peerless gem."

At this point, my head was already buried in my chest, a girl who considers Madame Herta as a peerless gem is also a peerless gem, she seemed like someone who might also accept my certain enthusiasms with Furina. I dared not even lift my head up, I was already sweating bullets, and the atmosphere was so awkward my twitching feet could almost penetrate a hole through the marble flooring.

"So you don't play Herta too, then let me guess, you play superbreak? Then I'd agree it's pretty hard to say that so openly." Her expression was already that of astonishment.

In this day and age, those who would play superbreak are few in number. Either they still cling to old hopes and sometimes OD on copium, or they are deranged in the mind. 'Just pull for E2 and you'd be fine' they say, quite a pitiful bunch. I felt her empathetic gaze on my neck, it shook me intensely like the the time I got the pink haired hp scaling girl whose kit revolves around losing her hp (Fu Xuan) when pulling for Evernight. I felt my face fluster, my breath get heavy, and my head dazed. I tried my damned hardest to calm my quivering legs and clenched my teeth to say the words I was about to say next. This took the last of my strength:

"Not that either!"

These words were wilted when they came out of my mouth, it's no more audible than a needle falling to a dancefloor. Though, I promise this was the loudest that I could speak at that time. I looked up. her expression changed completely. There was a brief moment of dreadful silence.

"Then.... what team do you play? DoT? Feixiao? Saber?...Yunli? Acheron? I thought the game only had these teams?"

Every single word she spoke struck me like hammers nailing down the last few pegs of the coffin to my weak heart. I was awestruck, my soul rended apart by the sharpness of her words. Then, I could hold it in no more. Along with my words, a few strong-willed yet aggrieved tears rolled out of the corner of my eye.

"Mono quantum, I play mono quantum."

I could see the girl regaining the flash of excitement in her eyes, as she said "Oh! how could I forget about Archer, nice choice. He also has the highest DPS scaling in ST and despite the AoE shilling, he could still bruteforce Lygus."

"...Seele"

When I said that word, the discussions around us stopped, leaving me to wallop in the silence between my occasional sniffles. Feeling the pitiful gaze from passersby around me, I felt like an orphan dragging their disabled body to beg for spare change on the streets of Belobog. I held my face in my hands, I was too embarrassed to let anyone see my miserable state.

She turned to leave. At this point, tears already washed my face, I was on the floor, my two arms gripped on her ankles, and didn't dare let go. I was a clown to the people around me. The last words that I let out that day before being dragged out by the security and falling into unconsciousness were spoken at that very moment.

"So what my damage is low? It's not like she is unplayable! A girl once left my friend for liking DoTs but the devs buffed Kafka! Seele could still 0 cycle Lygus at E0S1! Just wait until the devs buff my 0 cycling queen again and make her the new top 1 DPS!"

1. 據說刻律德菈陛下曾想了一個高明的辦法來懲戒那些敢嘲笑她身高的傢伙，可惜太高了勾不到只能作罷。

Its a list of copypastas poking fun at Cerydra’s height from Honkai Star Rail by Chinese fandom.

1. 據說刻律德菈陛下曾想了一個高明的辦法來懲戒那些敢嘲笑她身高的傢伙，可惜太高了勾不到只能作罷。

2. 曾經有人詢問邁德漠斯閣下，為何天譴先鋒的橫掃傷害較低，下劈的傷害很高？邁德漠斯閣下思考了一下解釋道：「這得從千年前說起了，那時懸鋒城和奧赫瑪還是敵對關係。」

3. 為何刻律德菈陛下如此智慧，總是料敵於先，算無遺策？也許要歸功於陛下把大腦保護得很好，從來沒有磕到過頭。

4. 據野史記載刻律德菈陛下與劍旗爵海瑟音閣下的相遇頗具宿命的意味。彼時家園被毀滿心迷茫的海瑟音閣下以海妖的形態藏身於一條小溪中，而刻律德菈陛下正率領著部隊要渡過這條小溪。騎著大獸的騎兵說：「水真淺啊，才到大地獸的大腿。」穿著鎧甲的步兵說：「水真淺啊，才到我的肚子。」刻律德菈陛下說：「咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕叫......」海瑟音閣下實在看不下去了，只得將刻律德菈下提出水面。自此命運的齒輪開始轉動，才有了後來波瀾壯闊的故事。

5. 據說刻律德菈陛下在決定開啟逐火之旅後，將自己鎖在房間裡書寫作戰計畫。金織爵透過金線感應了一下陛下的狀態後，擔憂地對劍旗爵說道：「你快勸勸陛下休息吧，她列出的作戰計劃都和她人一樣高了！」劍旗爵想了想疑惑地說道：「那不是沒多少嗎？」

6. 根據懸鋒人的字典記載，"短兵相接"的意思是和刻律德菈陛下麾下的士兵接觸作戰。

7. 如果桌上有一個空白的本子，海瑟音閣下會記錄某段優美的旋律，阿格萊雅閣下會記錄某種服飾的裁剪，刻律德菈陛下會夠不著。

8. 凱撒設宴－高朋滿座。

9. 為何刻律德菈陛下身為肩負塔蘭頓權柄之半神，卻沒有任何"天秤"元素？因為在最開始刻律德菈陛下是有一把天秤的，可是無論如何天秤的托盤總會垂落在地上，於是陛下把天秤兩邊的鎖鏈一再改短，等到托盤終於不再垂在地上時，天秤已經變成了刻律德菈陛下的權杖。

10. 有人擔心，刻律德菈陛下皇冠上燃著一團火，要是遇到下雨怎麼辦？別擔心，如果下雨，凱撒陛下身邊的護衛會比陛下提前十秒感受到雨滴落下，而十秒足夠凱撒陛下站在大地獸肚子下面避雨了。

11. 為什麼刻律德菈陛下是黃金裔的核心？因為根據木桶效應，最短的一截決定一切。

12. 我突然想到了一個絕妙的關於凱撒陛下的笑話，可惜這裡空白太小寫不下。不過倒是足夠放一張刻律德菈陛下的照片。

English translation not perfect translation

1. It’s said that Her Majesty Cerydra once came up with an over the top way to punish those who dared mock her height. Unfortunately, it was placed too over the top for her to reach—so she had to give up on it.

2. Someone once asked Lord Mydei, “Why does the sweeping strike of Divine Castigation deal low damage, but the overhead slash deals high damage?” Lord Mydei thought for a moment and said: “Well, that goes back a thousand years, when Xuanfeng City and Oghma were still enemies…”

3. Why is Cerydra so wise, always anticipating the enemy’s moves and never making a mistake? Maybe it’s because she’s protected her brain well—never bumped her head once.

4. According to unofficial lore, the first meeting between Cerydra and Hysilens, the Banner Marquis, was steeped in fate. At the time, Hysilens, her home destroyed and spirit adrift, had taken her siren form and hidden in a stream. Cerydra, leading her forces, needed to cross it. The mounted warrior said: “The water’s so shallow—it only reaches the earthbeast’s thigh.” The armored soldier said: “The water’s so shallow—it only comes up to my stomach.” Cerydra said: “Glug glug glug…” Hysilens, unable to watch any longer, surfaced and pulled Cerydra out of the water. From that moment, the gears of destiny began to turn, and so began the grand tale that followed.

5. It’s said that when Cerydra decided to begin the Ember-Chasing Campaign, she locked herself in her room to draft a battle plan. The Golden-Weave Marquis, sensing her state through his threads, said to the Banner Marquis: “Go convince Her Majesty to rest—her battle plans are already as tall as she is!” The Banner Marquis paused and replied, confused: “Isn’t that… not very tall?”

6. According to the Xuanfeng Dictionary, “close-quarters combat” refers specifically to engaging with Cerydra’s soldiers.

7. If there’s an empty notebook on the table— Hysilens would write down a beautiful melody, Aglaea would sketch a new outfit design, Cerydra… wouldn’t be able to reach it.

8. Caesar made a feast – a high-pitched seat.

9. Why doesn’t Cerydra, a demigod bearing Talanton’s authority, wield the “Scales” element? She used to have a pair of scales. But no matter what, the plates would always drag on the ground. She kept shortening the chains again and again. Eventually, the plates stopped touching the ground— But the scales had become her scepter.

10. Some worry about the fire burning atop Cerydra’s crown—what if it rains? No need to worry. When it rains, Caesera’s guards can feel the raindrops falling ten seconds in advance. That’s more than enough time for Cerydra to duck under an earthbeast’s belly to stay dry.

11. Why is Cerydra the heart of the Goldenblood lineage? Because of the barrel principle— It’s always the shortest plank that determines the limit.

12. I just came up with a brilliant joke about Caesera, But the space here is too small to write it. It is, however, just the right size for a photo of Cerydra.

One day, after dinner, while the Deliverer was lounging in Lygus’ Cave

Its the Charmony Dove copypasta but changed to the Amphoreus story from Honkai Star Rail.

One day, after dinner, while the Deliverer was lounging in Lygus' Cave they spotted a shadow on the wall. That Deliverer was unaware, he didn't even have a grasp on reality, and couldn't struggle. When we found him, he was already on his Era Nova, having fallen into Irontomb - probably abandoned by Erudition and scorned by Destruction. The next deliverer decided to break the chains. However, thinking back, the flame chase was unsually calm, with the fierce blaze of Destruction illuminating the cave for the next to take the role, not to mention the new Deliverer's allies from beyond the sky in the vicinity... It was clear if the Deliverer didn't act now, the Pale Dawn wouldn't arrive. So, Cyrene suggested to imprison Lygus, fashion a deeper cave of his own by the shadow, and Sunday was requested to fashion a 'cage'. We decided that when Irontomb regained it strength enough to escape, they would delay it once again. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that the previous Deliverer's fate had already been determined long before this moment... its destiny was determined by the whims of gods. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan of your travels, and ignore Amphoreus, letting the original Deliverer try and handle it? Or design a new cave for the Lord Ravager, and chain it, giving it the utmost solitude from the depths of memorial abyss? I eagerly await your answer