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My HoloEN fuckability thesis

    Least touch-depraved Sapling
    In this post I will lay out why Fauna is factually and objectively the most fuckable HoloEN member from both Myth and Council.

1: Myth -

- Calli: She probably has an ice cold vaginer and also she makes bad music she would probably try to

rap at me instead of moaning

- Kiara: She probably has a penis burningly hot vaginer and is wants to fuck Calli also she is probably

sweaty and oily from working at a KFC all day

- Gura: She looks 3 years old and probably smells like a fish market

- Ame: A very worthy candidate, but she likes animals so much that she fucks a shark on a daily basis.

Very cringe

- Ina: is she even a girl i mean look at her che

2: Council -

- Kronii: She would probably just look in the mirror at herself fucking me and flex and talk about her abs the whole time, and also her girlfriend

- Mumei: Would probably kill me if i tried to interact sexually with her or her girlfriend or her

girlfriend's girlfriend who is just kronii's reflection

- Sana and Bae: Austrian

- IRyS: In love with an Austrian (unacceptable)


in conclusion, uuuuu

    Wangy wangy Wangi wangi

      The infamous 'Wangy wangy' copypasta
      Based on the original Louise copypasta

      ‘Wangy wangy’ or ‘Wangi wangi’ means fragrant in Indonesian. It loosely means sniff sniff or when you say someone smells good.

      KEQINGG........... KEEEQIIING KEEQIING KEEEEEEEGIIIIIING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING KIRIMKAN KE MIHOYO AAAAAAAAH
      Ganyu Ganyu Ganyu ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut Ganyu wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya Ganyu AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~ AAAAAH Ganyu keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH Ganyu AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............Ganyu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? Ganyu itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Ganyu gw ...Ganyu di laptop ngeliatin gw, Ganyu .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur Ganyu aku gak mau merelakan Ganyu aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA Ganyu SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      MEGAWATI MEGAWATI MEGAWATI ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut MEGAWATI wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~ AAAAAH MEGAWATI keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH MEGAWATI AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? MEGAWATI itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ MEGAWATI gw ...MEGAWATI di laptop ngeliatin gw, MEGAWATI .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur MEGAWATI aku gak mau merelakan MEGAWATI aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA MEGAWATI SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      
KEQING........... KEQING KEQING KEQING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING AAAAAAAAH

      Suisei is love. Suisei is life.

        Suisei copypasta
        Original pasta was about Shrek
        I was only twelve years old. I loved Suisei so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the concerts. I'd pray to Suisei every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Suisei is love", I would say, "Suisei is life". My dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Suisei. I called him an anti. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Suisei. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Suisex". She grabs me with her small fingerless-gloved hands, and puts me on my back. I spread my mouth wide for Suisei. She sprays Suipiss all over my face. I'm suffocating, but I do it for Suisei. I can feel my nostrils burning as I choke on the Suipiss. I endured against her stream. I want to please Suisei. She sings Stellar Stellar, as she fills my mouth with her love. My dad walks in. Suisei looks him straight in the eye, and says, " Otsumachi". Suisei turned into a comet and leaves through my window. Suisei is love. Suisei is life.

        I want to ride Ouro Kronii’s massive clock.

          Ouro Kronii copypasta
          I want to ride Ouro Kronii's massive clock.

I like Ouro Kronii's design a lot. Her penetrating spears, her binding chains... But my favorite part is definitely her clock. I like it a lot. Last night I even had a dream about it. In it I was jumping up and down on her clock, overcome with pleasure. I could feel its rotation with every inch of my body. This went on for a few hours, but it was so good that I barely noticed the passage of time (probably because she was controlling it).

After I finally succumbed to fatigue, my muscles still twitching from the intense session, Kronii said "You have pleased me well, you may continue, but first I have to do something special." She was gone for a brief moment, and then entered the room again, her clock even more massive than before. "This will surely make you beg your mistress for mercy!" She proudly exclaimed as I prostrated myself before her, still recovering from the first ordeal. Before I was able to get up she approached me from behind and started the clock. It was instantly apparent to me that the clock's visual appearance is merely a facade, as even its shortest arrow was longer then my entire body. At this point half of my body immediately attempted to escape, but the other half held me back, desiring to see what this massive clock and it's long, girthy arrows could do. But my willingness wouldn't have mattered anyway as the middle arrow made its presence known, sending convulsions throughout my entire being, both physical and spiritual. It felt as if I'd experienced an entire century of pure joy and satisfaction. I say 'felt' because I'm certain that Kronii once again manipulated the flow of time to prolong my ecstasy.

I can't pinpoint the exact moment when it ended, because I only came to my senses after she started playfully poking me in my lower back. "Care to comment on the experience?" I heard, after a sound of her sipping on fine wine. I jumped up, completely instinctively, and started praising her and her enormous clock that my body is practically begging for. I explained how I can no longer imagine my life without her showing me the beauty of existence through the medium of her gigantic clock. As I continued mumbling adjectives, making the clock appear bigger with each one, she laughed and said "Very well, I shall present you my biggest arrow!" 

Unfortunately the dream abruptly ended at that point. I'm currently looking into lucid dreams to make her clock as huge as possible and to make me last longer. I hope that tonight I'll be able to do just that. 

Oh and I guess it would be nice if she had a dick to peg me too.

          I WANNA FUCK BAE SO BAD

            Hololive ogey the rrat mating press
            I WANNA FUCK BAE SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HER LIPS LIKE CUP NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER PHAT ASS. I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND FUCK EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK BAE S000000000 BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANNA BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS INTO HER LITTLE RRAT WOMB, AND GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ucK. I WANNA BOOM BOOM FUCK FUCK HER RRAT BUTT. I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY. OH MY GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD. PLEASE. I WANNA FUCK BAE. I WANNA FUCK BAE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER RRAT PUSSY. PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY BUT WHEN I SEE BAE CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK

BAE. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BAE HELP ME. FUCK. BAE.

I'M SO HORNY FOR RRAT AAAAAAAASS. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FLICKING GOD IMAGINE BEING ROBERU AND FEELING HER PHAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR PELVIS. I WOULD BE STRINGING CUM. SHOOTING FAT LOADS EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME

BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOM. I WANNA OGEY THE RRAT. I WANNA OGEY THE RRAT.

            Kiara’s announcement

              Original pasta wast the Eggman announcement
              I've come to make an announcement. Ninomae ina'nis is a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her Eldritch horror fucking slimy dick out, and she pissed on my wife, and she said her dick was this big and i said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com - Ninomae Ina'nis, you've got a small dick, its the size of this chickin except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. Takes out her sword That's right baby, all spikes, no suction cups, no tentacles, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Tentacult. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER PHOENIX PIIIIIISSSSS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the tentacult, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on COOOVEEER!

How do you like that YAGOO?! I PISSED ON COVER YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrroplllllets hit fucking Cover Corp, Now get out of my fucking sight, before i piss on you too!