I was only twelve years old. I loved Suisei so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the concerts. I'd pray to Suisei every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Suisei is love", I would say, "Suisei is life". My dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Suisei. I called him an anti. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Suisei. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Suisex". She grabs me with her small fingerless-gloved hands, and puts me on my back. I spread my mouth wide for Suisei. She sprays Suipiss all over my face. I'm suffocating, but I do it for Suisei. I can feel my nostrils burning as I choke on the Suipiss. I endured against her stream. I want to please Suisei. She sings Stellar Stellar, as she fills my mouth with her love. My dad walks in. Suisei looks him straight in the eye, and says, " Otsumachi". Suisei turned into a comet and leaves through my window. Suisei is love. Suisei is life.
I want to ride Ouro Kronii's massive clock.
I like Ouro Kronii's design a lot. Her penetrating spears, her binding chains... But my favorite part is definitely her clock. I like it a lot. Last night I even had a dream about it. In it I was jumping up and down on her clock, overcome with pleasure. I could feel its rotation with every inch of my body. This went on for a few hours, but it was so good that I barely noticed the passage of time (probably because she was controlling it).
After I finally succumbed to fatigue, my muscles still twitching from the intense session, Kronii said "You have pleased me well, you may continue, but first I have to do something special." She was gone for a brief moment, and then entered the room again, her clock even more massive than before. "This will surely make you beg your mistress for mercy!" She proudly exclaimed as I prostrated myself before her, still recovering from the first ordeal. Before I was able to get up she approached me from behind and started the clock. It was instantly apparent to me that the clock's visual appearance is merely a facade, as even its shortest arrow was longer then my entire body. At this point half of my body immediately attempted to escape, but the other half held me back, desiring to see what this massive clock and it's long, girthy arrows could do. But my willingness wouldn't have mattered anyway as the middle arrow made its presence known, sending convulsions throughout my entire being, both physical and spiritual. It felt as if I'd experienced an entire century of pure joy and satisfaction. I say 'felt' because I'm certain that Kronii once again manipulated the flow of time to prolong my ecstasy.
I can't pinpoint the exact moment when it ended, because I only came to my senses after she started playfully poking me in my lower back. "Care to comment on the experience?" I heard, after a sound of her sipping on fine wine. I jumped up, completely instinctively, and started praising her and her enormous clock that my body is practically begging for. I explained how I can no longer imagine my life without her showing me the beauty of existence through the medium of her gigantic clock. As I continued mumbling adjectives, making the clock appear bigger with each one, she laughed and said "Very well, I shall present you my biggest arrow!"
Unfortunately the dream abruptly ended at that point. I'm currently looking into lucid dreams to make her clock as huge as possible and to make me last longer. I hope that tonight I'll be able to do just that.
Oh and I guess it would be nice if she had a dick to peg me too.
I WANNA FUCK BAE SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HER LIPS LIKE CUP NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER PHAT ASS. I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND FUCK EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK BAE S000000000 BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANNA BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS INTO HER LITTLE RRAT WOMB, AND GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ucK. I WANNA BOOM BOOM FUCK FUCK HER RRAT BUTT. I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY. OH MY GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD. PLEASE. I WANNA FUCK BAE. I WANNA FUCK BAE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER RRAT PUSSY. PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY BUT WHEN I SEE BAE CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK
BAE. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BAE HELP ME. FUCK. BAE.
I'M SO HORNY FOR RRAT AAAAAAAASS. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FLICKING GOD IMAGINE BEING ROBERU AND FEELING HER PHAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR PELVIS. I WOULD BE STRINGING CUM. SHOOTING FAT LOADS EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME
BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOM. I WANNA OGEY THE RRAT. I WANNA OGEY THE RRAT.
I've come to make an announcement. Ninomae ina'nis is a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her Eldritch horror fucking slimy dick out, and she pissed on my wife, and she said her dick was this big and i said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com - Ninomae Ina'nis, you've got a small dick, its the size of this chickin except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. Takes out her sword That's right baby, all spikes, no suction cups, no tentacles, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Tentacult. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER PHOENIX PIIIIIISSSSS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the tentacult, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on COOOVEEER!
How do you like that YAGOO?! I PISSED ON COVER YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrroplllllets hit fucking Cover Corp, Now get out of my fucking sight, before i piss on you too!
This fucking joke of a subreddit is the sole reason I can no longer watch Suisei's streams anymore. She WAS my favourite streamer of all time, nevermind in the context of hololive. Her streams are a masterpiece especially compared to today's vtuber trash on youtube. On my darkest days, I would put her stream on and be moved to tears everytime. But the fucking basement dwellers of r/okbuddyhololive have ruined any sense of enjoyment I had watching her streams. Mainly because of the stupid fucking meme of "HoLY SHIt GuYS mY sUiPiSs iS CoMInG I bOuGht fIVe LiTTeRs?!!??" And whenever I watch her streams and her her voice, I break down in hysterics because all I can think of is that dumbass fucking meme and the subhuman trash populating that subreddit. It ruins and emotional weigh and meaning to her videos because it's clouded by their absolute stupidity. I had to bring this up to my therapist because she was so special to me and this whole experience psychologically damaged me. I guess art is dead because people can't take art seriously anymore. They have to make it about some dead fucking meme or something and entirely devalue the art. This is the death of art happening before our very eyes, folks. And if you won't stand for the most influential artist of the century and not let their name be smeared by jokers of the internet, than you are not a true hololive fan. I want r/okbuddyhololive to be taken down because this is a disgrace to human expression and an assult on the psyche. Fuck you and fuck your dumbass fucking memes. Suisei deserves way better.
I want to fuck Suisei. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Suisei than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Suisei for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on /vt/ proposes that she has a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Suisei is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another guy! I want her to have feelings only for me! Even after she graduates I want her to hold me in her heart for a long time! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Suisei art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she hates people like me, and would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.
