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I sit on the shower floor and pretend I’m Rushia

    Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" ( just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.
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    Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL).
    
    I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught.
    
    Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone.
    
    The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone.
    
    Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

    Hololive x Navy Seal

      What did you just say about me, you little kusogaki? I’ll have you know I auditioned in as top as the top candidate and have been involved in 300+ sponsored collab. I am especially trained in gorilla streaming and I’m the top idol in the entire Holopro. You are nothing to me but just another comment. I will knock you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over Youtube? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my network of Husbands across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipe off the pathetic thing you called your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Usada Kentesu and I will use it to its full extent to ban you from the comment chatroom. If you know what retribution your little "Smart" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would still keep your yubis. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will rain punches all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.

      So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Pekora’s wig and clothes.

        The infamous Pekora copypasta
        So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."
        
        He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
        
        His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Pekora."

        Fubuki glasses

          Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

          The year is 2025.

            Okayu copypasta
            The year is 2025.
            
            The Mark V catgirl refuses to respond to the name "Okayu" and is thus another failure. I consult my notes as I consider the best method for liquidation when I hear the screech of steel giving way. She's escaped.
            
            My eyes switch rapidly between my screen and the area around me as I follow the tracker in her tail. The woods grow darker as sunset approaches.
            
            After some time, I get close enough to notice she's stationary. Alarms ring in my head as my instincts warn me. I scan the trees and see the purple line of what used to be her tail hanging off a branch in front of me.
            
            She pounces from the top branches of a tree behind me, my reflexes kicking in too late to save my left eye. Claws rake my ribs (why the hell did I give her those anyway?) but I manage to sink a tranquilizer in her arm and shake her off me.
            
            I fall half a step later. When did she get my Achilles' tendon? She approaches slowly, a mad grin on her face as she mockingly chants "Mogu mogu mogu".

            Our Lord and Savior Lightning McQueen

              Hello, ma'am do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Lightning McQueen?! Did you know that Lightning McQueen is the star of several feature films such as Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Planes: Fire and Rescue, Finding Dory, Toy Story 3, Coco and Ralph breaks the internet? As well as other short film such as Master and the Ghostlight, Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool, Television program such as Cars Toons, Pixar's Popcorn Cars series voiced by none other than Owen Wilson?
              He also appears in video games such as Cars: The Video Game, Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures, (not) Kingdom Hearts.
              
              Can I interest you in nicknames such as Stinky? He won the Piston Cup.