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Matsuri Fubuki copypasta

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    Matsuri obsession on Fubuki is based on the original Louise copypasta. The copypasta has spawned many variation most notably the ‘Wangy wangy‘ version.

    Fubuki! Fubuki FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiIIIIIIiiiiaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uhhhhhh! FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiiaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Ah-Kunkakunka! Kunkakunka! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! SUU-HAaa! Fubuki smells so good! Nyunhahahuh! Ahun! I want to smell the white tail of Fubuki! Kun-kun! Ahh! No! I want to rub her fur! Mofmof-mofmof-mofmof-mofmof! Fubuki doing self-intro was so cute! Ahh ahh ahhHHUUUHH! It's great you got so many gifts on your birthday, Fubukiii! Ahh-you're so cute, Fubuki! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Congrats on getting selling your own merch! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? VTubers are not real? Hmmm, so Matsuri and Shion aren't either... f u b u k i i s n o t r e a l...? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! HOLOLIVE-EEEHHHH! You bastard! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? She's looking? Fubuki on the poster is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON THE POSTER IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!! Fubuki is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON YOUTUBE IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!!! Fubuki on Twitter is talking with Matsuri! Thank God! The world hasn't left me! YaHOOOooo! Fubuki is still with me! I did it! I can do it! Twitter's Fubuking-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhh! Haato-sama! Aki Aki! Melu melu! Roboco-senpaiiiiaaaaii!! Send Matsuri's love to Fubuki! To Fubuki from Hololive!

    Haato version

    Nogue-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Pupupupupu-poEI-pupupupu-poEI-pupupupupupu-poEII-pupu-poEIIII!!!!! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! PoEII! PoEII! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! I love you! You're so cute! PoeeeoiiiiiEEEEEEEeyyyyiiiiiiEEEEEEE! Please! Scold me more! Congrats on the recent QWQP stream! KeyyyYYYEE! Please behead me! Pupupupupu! Futa pork! Pupupupupupupoo! Poo-YEEHH! Poo-YEHH! Please try your best on your bakage stream! Poo-YEA poo-YEAH poo-YEHH! Fubuki! Pupupupupupu! I think I'll vomit if I eat Haato-sama's food but I'll eat it anyway! I'm sorry! Poo-HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Please behead me! I love your ASMR stream! Pooh-HHEEEEEEE!! Kawaii! Feels so good! Pu-HEEEE! Pupu!

    I’m Shiorisexual

      I have a problem, and I need advice!

Ever since I found out I'm Shiorisexual, I've been keeping all loads I bust to mommy shiori in a gallon so when I finally meet her I can give it to her as a demonstration of my pure love to her and determination to get her pregnant. Unfortunately, I have to hide it in my wardrobe under my clothes because I live with my shioriphobic parents. They refuse to refer to me by my novelitegender pronous (novelite/noveliteself) and hired a therapist for me that had the nerve to prescribe me shizo pills because he believes I am 'mentally deranged' (I never took a single one of them). I can only endure this abuse for years now because I akasupa to Shiori and watch her streams of tangents and comfort on a daily basis, and I knew that if my parents ever found my sacred cum gallon they were gonna pour it all down the drain and Shiori would never forgive me if I allowed that to happen. Well, today my parents found it while they were cleaning my room and threatened to just that, to which I freaked out and screamed and started throwing everything I could find at them to try to stop them, but it was no use and they took my cum gallon away and locked me in my room. I am currently hearing my parents fight downstairs, blaming each other for raising such a 'demented weirdo' and discussing wether to kick me out or send me to military school. I don't want either to happen to me so I'm desperately wondering what should I do and how can I get my cum gallon back. I've already akasupa'd to Shiori for guidance but she hasn't replied yet so I'm worried they already poured all my years worth of pure love for Shiori down the drain. So I really need you guys advice on this whole situation. I am a Shiorist, so I don't celebrate christmas. However, my Shioriphobic parents forced me to celebrate it and dine with them on christmas night. I tried calling the police and tell them that my parents were abusing me for forcing me to sin against Shiori, but they called me a 'prankster' and hung up (yet another example of Shioriphobia)

Please someone, just offer a solution! I am running out of options here...

      Manipulating my wife into becoming Ina.

        I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.

        IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING HOLOLIVE REFERENCE??

          ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING HOLOLIVE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 HOLOLIVE IS THE BEST  FUCKING AGENCY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SORA IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊  PEKOLAND PEKOLAND PEKOLAND PEKOLAND PEKOLAND 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩  😩😩😩😩AYAMEPURGE AYAMEPURGE AYAMEPURGE AYAMEPURGE  AYAMEPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡MORIBJALLTHEWAY MORIBJALLTHEWAY MORIBJALLTHEWAY  MORIBJALLTHEWAY MORIBJALLTHEWAY MORIBJALLTHEWAY MORIBJALLTHEWAY MORIBJALLTHEWAY  MORIBJALLTHEWAY SHIORI~N IS NOT A CROOK! NERISSA BLESSED NERISSA BLESSED NERISSA BLESSED  NERISSA BLESSED Yo Kiara! 🇩🇪 Yo Kiara! 🇩🇪Yo Kiara! 🇩🇪Yo Kiara! 🇩🇪Yo Kiara! 🇩🇪Yo Kiara! 🇩🇪 Mikeneko is  still streaming?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI LADY HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN  BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So  Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN? GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN? GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN? GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN? GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN? GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN? GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN? GOOD HOLOSTARS PATH WHEN?  😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? Haachama Tower in Neu Holoserver? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢  🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈I hate Riku Tazumi 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈I hate Riku Tazumi 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈I hate Riku Tazumi 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈I hate Riku Tazumi 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈 Aloe best member of Nepolabo

          There never was a futa cock to suck

            There will come a day where you will finally bag one of the holomems in your bed. You will be excited as your dreams of having sex with your oshi have finally come true. Without hesitation you will pull her pants and panties down only to discover there never was a cock and its only a pussy. You realize all those years of talking in her chat and all those superchats you sent were for nothing. You remember the blood and sweat you spilled to get the money for your supas. You realize that all of it was for naught and all those years of ignoring your family and their attempts to help you have mentally broken you. You feel hopeless as you realize you ruined your life for nothing but empty promises. There never was a futa cock to suck. You worked hard and had to stop doing the things you enjoyed just to have the money for supas. You had wasted your life away and are now but an empty husk of the man you once were.

You wake up at 3:45am in cold sweat only to find yourself tied to the bed. Turns out your oshi has been railing you for the past 16hrs and with the overflow of cum and multiple orgasms you've had you passed out and had a fever dream. All is now right in the world.

            Kronii diaper

              I want kronii to be real so badly, because she would be able to help with my fetish play with her time powers. Recently, I've been digging in the dumpsters near daycares to find used diapers that I cant fit into, and microwaving them to get them warm again, so that they're more comfortable to wear and personally, I think they taste better warm, but with Kronii's time powers, she'll be able to just reverse the time of the diaper, so that it's still it's original warmth, instead of the artificial microwave warmth. Then, Kronii and I could both wear and eat the diapers together while playing minecraft for long hours, and Kronii would look so cute when she gets disgusted that I've already finished eating mine and started eating the one she's currently wearing and using