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Fauna on tea

    From Fauna’s argument on why tea is better than coffee in HOLOEN CIVIL WAR: COFFEE VS TEA (The Great Debate) stream.

    Thank you for having me as a witness today, your honours. And my esteemed green colleague and also my blue colleague, thank you. I have prepared a short speech for you today.
    
    Though tea is superior to coffee for myriad reasons, I will focus my testimony on one aspect only - the amino acid L-theanine (L-THE).
    
    While both coffee and tea contain caffeine, L-THE is found naturally in green tea and contrarily is absent from coffee. We therefore may use the elusive amino acids’ presence or lack thereof as a point of comparison between our competing beverages.
    
    Caffeine on its own is perhaps most notably associated with its neurostimulating effects, increased alertness and cognitive performance, at the expense of elevated heart rate and blood pressure. You may be content to accept these side effects as a coffee drinker… However, there is another path offered by our favoured beverage of tea.
    
    L-THE, once again found naturally in tea, antagonises caffeine in such a way to reduce the negative effects while boosting the positive! L-THE regulates the central nervous system, increasing the release of dopamine, inhibiting glutamate uptake, decreasing norepinephrine and increasing serotonin. That’s right - L-THE antagonises caffeine, lowering blood pressure, while coffee continues to elevate and elevate again.
    
    Further, L-THE increases alpha (α) brain wave activity associated with creativity, improved learning and decreased anxiety.
    
    Tea bests coffee in a matter of variety, taste and health, but you need look no further than L-theanine to prove tea’s dominion over coffee.
    
    I rest my case. Thank you.

    Le Fauna…honey, my pookie bear

      Boy oh boy LeBron… honey, my pookie bear‘ copypasta but adapted to fit Ceres Fauna from Hololive.

      Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Fauna... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you get possessive over saplings and strike fear into their hearts. Your silky smooth voice around my ears, and that gorgeous personality. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you graduate. You had a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the gaming, you're a great liver and Mother Nature, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day graduate. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your stream ended once and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you at your first HoloFes, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to stream ASMR. Then alas, you did, my sweet mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You had a 3D debut and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, "Rainbow in the sky aoi kotoritachi." Not only have you changed vtubing and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Ceres Fauna.

      I will literally never support Mori, Kronii, Baelz or Ame in any way shape or form ever.

        I will literally never support Mori, Kronii, Baelz or Ame in any way shape or form ever. I will always think of them as lesser, I will always hate them, and I will always avoid content that includes them in any way shape or form. The reason is simple. They are anathema to HoloLive and the values of cute girls doing cute things. They have shown through their words and actions that they are not the right fit for HoloLive and that they don’t belong there. Moreover they have shown that instead of trying to fit in, they would rather take radical measures to try and change HoloLive. HoloLive should not have to suffer people who are just there to cynically funnel attention to their roommates, lazy ironic weebs or spiteful bitches.
        
        >Y-you should forgive her! 
        No.
        
        >S-shes changed, she’s better now 
        No she hasn’t and even if she has, I don’t care, she will never be forgiven for her past sins.
        
        >Y-your information is months/years out of date 
        Possibly, because that’s when I stopped watching them. As I said, I’m not going to forgive them.
        
        >Don’t you believe in second chances? 
        All these girls had multiple chances and at every opportunity, they fucked it up. They showed they would rather “own the haters” or rather get up on a soapbox and dispense their stupid uninformed opinions to the legions of people who support them. What a lot of people fail to recognize is that HoloLive IS a second chance. These girls failed at being fucking waitresses. They couldn’t even do a basic service job. Just by being in HoloLive, they are being given a wonderful opportunity to make the kind of money 99% of the world will never see and they should be grateful because none of them could hack it in the real world. But instead of being grateful, they got full of themselves, and decided to try the “my way or the highway” approach.
        
        >Y-youre just a schizo anti! 
        ACTUALLY I’m being hyper rational. I gave all these girls chances and they all chose to make bad decisions. I do not harass them on twitter, I don’t stalk them, I don’t even leave negative comments on their videos. I just simply do not watch them, I do not buy their merch, and I tell everyone on this discussion forum that I do not like them and that others should not watch them either. I inform people who are new, who may not know why they are hated, of the things these girls did in the past and why people have a sour view of them now. Obviously I cannot make other people stop supporting them, everyone is free to do what they want. But I will warn others of the type of shit they’ve pulled in the past and consequently the type of person they’ve shown themselves to be.
        
        TL;DR These girls are not worth your time or money. There are plenty of other girls who are.

        Matsuri Fubuki copypasta

          Matsuri obsession on Fubuki is based on the original Louise copypasta. The copypasta has spawned many variation most notably the ‘Wangy wangy‘ version.

          Fubuki! Fubuki FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiIIIIIIiiiiaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uhhhhhh! FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiiaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Ah-Kunkakunka! Kunkakunka! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! SUU-HAaa! Fubuki smells so good! Nyunhahahuh! Ahun! I want to smell the white tail of Fubuki! Kun-kun! Ahh! No! I want to rub her fur! Mofmof-mofmof-mofmof-mofmof! Fubuki doing self-intro was so cute! Ahh ahh ahhHHUUUHH! It's great you got so many gifts on your birthday, Fubukiii! Ahh-you're so cute, Fubuki! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Congrats on getting selling your own merch! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? VTubers are not real? Hmmm, so Matsuri and Shion aren't either... f u b u k i i s n o t r e a l...? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! HOLOLIVE-EEEHHHH! You bastard! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? She's looking? Fubuki on the poster is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON THE POSTER IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!! Fubuki is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON YOUTUBE IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!!! Fubuki on Twitter is talking with Matsuri! Thank God! The world hasn't left me! YaHOOOooo! Fubuki is still with me! I did it! I can do it! Twitter's Fubuking-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhh! Haato-sama! Aki Aki! Melu melu! Roboco-senpaiiiiaaaaii!! Send Matsuri's love to Fubuki! To Fubuki from Hololive!

          Haato version

          Nogue-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Pupupupupu-poEI-pupupupu-poEI-pupupupupupu-poEII-pupu-poEIIII!!!!! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! PoEII! PoEII! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! I love you! You're so cute! PoeeeoiiiiiEEEEEEEeyyyyiiiiiiEEEEEEE! Please! Scold me more! Congrats on the recent QWQP stream! KeyyyYYYEE! Please behead me! Pupupupupu! Futa pork! Pupupupupupupoo! Poo-YEEHH! Poo-YEHH! Please try your best on your bakage stream! Poo-YEA poo-YEAH poo-YEHH! Fubuki! Pupupupupupu! I think I'll vomit if I eat Haato-sama's food but I'll eat it anyway! I'm sorry! Poo-HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Please behead me! I love your ASMR stream! Pooh-HHEEEEEEE!! Kawaii! Feels so good! Pu-HEEEE! Pupu!

          I’m Shiorisexual

            I have a problem, and I need advice!
            
            Ever since I found out I'm Shiorisexual, I've been keeping all loads I bust to mommy shiori in a gallon so when I finally meet her I can give it to her as a demonstration of my pure love to her and determination to get her pregnant. Unfortunately, I have to hide it in my wardrobe under my clothes because I live with my shioriphobic parents. They refuse to refer to me by my novelitegender pronous (novelite/noveliteself) and hired a therapist for me that had the nerve to prescribe me shizo pills because he believes I am 'mentally deranged' (I never took a single one of them). I can only endure this abuse for years now because I akasupa to Shiori and watch her streams of tangents and comfort on a daily basis, and I knew that if my parents ever found my sacred cum gallon they were gonna pour it all down the drain and Shiori would never forgive me if I allowed that to happen. Well, today my parents found it while they were cleaning my room and threatened to just that, to which I freaked out and screamed and started throwing everything I could find at them to try to stop them, but it was no use and they took my cum gallon away and locked me in my room. I am currently hearing my parents fight downstairs, blaming each other for raising such a 'demented weirdo' and discussing wether to kick me out or send me to military school. I don't want either to happen to me so I'm desperately wondering what should I do and how can I get my cum gallon back. I've already akasupa'd to Shiori for guidance but she hasn't replied yet so I'm worried they already poured all my years worth of pure love for Shiori down the drain. So I really need you guys advice on this whole situation. I am a Shiorist, so I don't celebrate christmas. However, my Shioriphobic parents forced me to celebrate it and dine with them on christmas night. I tried calling the police and tell them that my parents were abusing me for forcing me to sin against Shiori, but they called me a 'prankster' and hung up (yet another example of Shioriphobia)
            
            Please someone, just offer a solution! I am running out of options here...