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Kronii is my queen. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time.

    By u/Fast_Ad6296, its a love letter copypasta for Ouro Kronii from Hololive EN.

    Kronii is my queen. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time. I love Kronii. I love Kronii so much. I don't think you understand how much I love Kronii. I love Kronii so much. SO. MUCH. I would do absolutely anything for Kronii. That's how much I love Kronii. I would do absolutely ANYTHING for her. ANYTHING. If she ever told me to draw her, I would paint a beautiful picture with her in the center of everything in the universe, especially time itself since that's what she stands for. If she ever told me to worship her, I would treat her like absolute royalty & bow down the ground she walks on. If she ever told me to shut up, I would keep my mouth as silent as the growing grass. That's what I'd do. Anything for Kronii. Anything. However, one thing I would NEVER do is lewd her; she feels GREAT disgust towards anyone who dares lust to her like a filthy hound. I only ever want to please her; That's enough to please me. I don't ever have to feel that way towards Kronii though, because happiness is all that I feel when I see her or when I hear her speak or sing, & that's all I ever need. All I ever feel when she's here. All I ever feel is happiness. It's all I ever need. Kronii. Kronii is my biggest source of happiness. Kronii is the reason to keep on living. If I was ever clinically depressed & on the brink of suicide, noose hung up, standing on the chair & everything, if my brain thought about Kronii for even a second, I would realize that if what I'm doing is wrong. Everything about what I'm doing at this point in time is wrong, because if I were to ever die at the hands of myself or someone else, Kronii would lose a fan, & that would make her feel sad. I never want Kronii to feel sad, & even if I were already dead, I would be missing out on everything Kronii, & that is something I would never want. So, do you know what I'd do? I'd step away from the chair, take down the noose, & most importantly, I would keep going. Why? Because of Kronii. Kronii is the reason to keep living. If you ever feel like you & all the hope you have ever felt is lost & you think that the only solution is to take yourself out of this world, listen. Keep going. For Kronii. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time. Kronii is my queen.

    자고로안경이라고함은과거로부터의학적기구로만사용되어온것이아니라하나의패션아이템으로도사용되어왔으며일종의기호적요소라고할수있다확실

      Its the spiritual successor to the Fubuki glasses copypasta but in Korean and meant for Chihaya from hololive DEV_IS.

      자고로안경이라고함은과거로부터의학적기구로만사용되어온것이아니라하나의패션아이템으로도사용되어왔으며일종의기호적요소라고할수있다확실히일부인원들은캐릭터에안경을착용하는행위에대해서일부불호나불만을나타내는경우도있지만이는안경이라는존재의매력적인부분에대해서개인적인입장의차이가있기에어쩔수없는부분이라고생각하나안경이있으므로서그캐릭터가가지는지적인요소와전반적인분위기의변화는한번알게되면다시원래대로돌아가긴힘들것이라고가히단언할수있을정도의파급력을지닌다그렇기에우리는안경을착용하는것에대해배척하는분위기가아닌이를하나의취향으로받아들임으로서조금더세계의평화에기여를할수있을것이라고생각한다확실히안경을사용하는것은모든캐릭터에어울린다고생각해는게내중론이며린도치하야경우처럼단발과안경의조합이어우어지며발현되는시너지는가히말로표현할수없을정도의파급력을지니며나는모든홀로라이브의멤버가전부단발에안경을쓰는신의상이나왔으면하는마음을지니고있다그런점에있어서이번치하야의신의상공개는나를한계화오타쿠로만들기에충분한힘을지녔으며이매력을일부안경매니아들만알고있기에는너무안타까운부분으로우리모두안경배척을멈추로친안경파로전향하는것이어떠한지권유해보는바이다

      EN translated

      Historically, glasses have not only been used as medical instruments since ancient times but also as a fashion item, and they can be said to possess a certain symbolic element. Certainly, some people may express disapproval or dissatisfaction regarding the act of having characters wear glasses, but this is an inevitable aspect due to personal differences in stance toward the attractive qualities of glasses as an entity. However, once one becomes aware of the intellectual elements that glasses impart to a character and the overall change in atmosphere they bring, it becomes quite difficult to revert to the original state, and this effect wields an influence that can be boldly asserted to that degree. Therefore, we believe that by accepting the wearing of glasses not as something to reject but as a matter of personal taste, we can contribute a little more to world peace. Certainly, it is my personal belief that using glasses suits all characters, and in cases like Chihaya's, the combination of short hair and glasses creates a synergy that is so powerful it cannot be adequately expressed in words, possessing an impact of indescribable magnitude. I harbor the wish that all Hololive members would appear in divine outfits featuring short hair and glasses. In that regard, the recent reveal of Chihaya's divine outfit possesses more than enough power to transform me into an extreme otaku, and it is truly regrettable that this charm is known only to a select few glasses enthusiasts. Thus, I would like to suggest that we all cease rejecting glasses and instead convert to the pro-glasses faction.

      if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

        https://www.tumblr.com/culbi/778090127600812032/if-you-were-the-toriel-cosplayer-who-gave-me-a

        Started from a now deleted Tumblr account by ‘thelegendofzeldamajorasmask’ who made the original post about getting a blowjob from a toriel cosplayer who accidentally took his wallet. It instantly became a meme because of how funny it was and many different variations of the copypasta had since been created.

        Toriel from Undertale (original)

        if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

        Rainmaker from Binding of Isaac

        If you're the Rainmaker cosplayer who gave me a blow job at comic con, PLEASE contact me. I think you took my wallet. It looks like an NES.

        Mori Calliope from Hololive

        IF YOU WERE THE KIARA COSPLAYER THAT GAVE ME A BLOWJOB AT THE HOLOLIVE COUNCIL PANEL, PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY VAPE, IT IS CRANBERRY GRAPE FLAVOURED AND I THINK YOU STOLE IT FROM ME, THANK YOU

        Bro, don’t even get me started on Daiwa Scarlet

          Very unhinged Tweets by Axel Syrios (Vtuber from Holostars) on Daiwa Scarlet from Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

          Bro, don’t even get me started on Daiwa Scarlet

          Bro, don’t even get me started on Daiwa Scarlet. You’re talking about a mare so majestic she could make grown men cry with a single hoofstep. People out here acting like she’s just “another horse girl” when in reality she’s a living, breathing testament to peak elegance, raw power, and tsundere perfection.

Daiwa Scarlet doesn’t run races, she graces the track with her divine presence. When she bursts out the gate, time itself slows down to admire the sheer artistry of her stride. Whole stadiums go silent, birds pause mid-flight, and even other horse girls reconsider their life choices witnessing her form. The wind doesn’t blow past Daiwa Scarlet, she commands it to follow her, like the loyal servant it is.

You think it’s a coincidence her mane shines brighter than your entire future? Or that her determination could melt steel beams? Hell no. This mare is built different. When she says “I won’t lose,” it’s not trash talk. It’s the TRUTH. And don’t even get me started on her rivalry with Vodka bro, it’s like prime MJ vs Larry Bird levels of petty beef mixed with respect that makes grown men tear up the kind of legendary back and forth that belongs in the hall of fame.

Daiwa Scarlet could run a marathon backwards in the rain and still finish first while lecturing you about training discipline. She could break every record ever set, trip mid-race, apologize for it, and still win by ten lengths just because fate itself is too scared to make her lose. The sun rises in the east, taxes exist, and Daiwa Scarlet is the LeBron James of horses. Some things are just facts of life.

So go ahead, keep pretending your little fav has a chance. Meanwhile, real ones know there was before Daiwa Scarlet, and there is after Daiwa Scarlet. And nothing will ever be the same.

          As a Trainer-san I can’t just stand there clapping and cheering like a filthy fucking casual

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          As a Trainer-san I can't just stand there clapping and cheering like a filthy fucking casual. I gotta give it my all every single damn time, cuz that's what my goat Daiwa Scarlet is doing out there. I can’t let another Haru Urara happen again. That shit fucked me up real bad man. Seeing her fighting so damn hard every race, running her heart out knowing the whole damn world lookin at her like shes Doran at worlds on HLE last yr, and then those tears in her eyes at the finish line while she forces a smile like "It's okay Trainer-san, I had fun at least". Nah shits fucked.

Sometimes life ain't really fair, but that ain't a damn excuse for me to slack. If they're putting everything on the line out there, then who the fuck am I to just sit back and watch? Yeah nah, I owe it to them to go all in too. Every failed gamba skill check, every scuffed speed stat, every RNJesus gacha roll, the responsibility is all on me.

I will always have that memory burned into the back of my head, that damn scamming ass Arima Kinen finish where Haru Urara came in dead last but still looked back at me like fucking Mitsui from SlamDunk in his junkee days, "Did I do good Trainer-san?" and it fucks me up cuz she really believed in me more than she believed in herself. That shit keeps me up at night so hell nah, no more half-assing. No more light hearted cheers. I'm going all in every single time.

Hakuna Matata, Haru Urara, Fuck it, Daiwa Scarlet in 5🏇

          Nimi sings horribly. I love it

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            Nimi Nightmare is a vtuber that used to be Ceres Fauna from Hololive before she graduated (retired).

            Nimi sings horribly. I love it. 

Nimi can't sing for shit. Not a single note hit, couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.

I have never told her this and I never will. Singing makes her happy. Seeing her happy makes wretched days a little brighter. Sea shanties, anime intros, etc- anything she wants to sing, I'll happily listen to. She's sung me to sleep before. It took a while, but I eventually fell asleep. It made me feel extremely loved.

I could be silently irate about something and hear her singing in another room; her off key caterwauling will make me smile to myself and chuckle. I know everything will be okay. I absolutely dread the day that my world falls silent ot even worse- into key.

            Manipulated my gf so I’d have my own Mumei at home

              Mumei copypasta incident

              Its a variant of the Ina copypasta but changed to Mumei to cope with her graduation.

              So when Nanashi Mumei announced her graduation, to cope with the misery I'll eventually feel when she's gone I started making my girlfriend wear Mumei wig, make-up and clothes, so I'd have my own Mumei at home. I also made her watch Mumei streams everyday, and made her mimic Mumei's speech patterns and everything, she could even say "Oh Hi!" The same way Mumei does which I think is really cool. I never let her take off the Mumei cosplay and I'd never speak to her unless she's acting like Mumei, but then she started saying something like "would you still love me even if I stopped acting like Mumei" or something like that, but I'd never talk to her because she's not acting exactly the way I want her to, and she understood that quickly and now she only acts and dress like Mumei 24/7. She's so perfect when she's acting exactly like Mumei, she can't really stop the act now because she's afraid she'll lose me when she stops acting like Mumei. So fast forward a couple of weeks and now her parents are mad at me because I "manipulated" and "brainwashed" their daughter or whatever that means, but to me? I think the term should be "fixed" they should be more grateful that I molded their daughter into someone more likeable, and she isn't really their daughter anymore, she's Mumei now, and she'll always be, otherwise she'll be back to being a nobody. So did I do something bad?