Its the cursed Shrek copypasta but changed to Fubuki from Hololive.
I was only twelve years old. I loved Fubuki so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the concerts. I'd pray to Fubuki every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Fubuki is love", I would say, "Fubuki is friend". My dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Fubuki. I called him an anti. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Fubuki. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Fubusex". She grabs me with her small bare hands, and puts me on my back. I spread my mouth wide for Fubuki. She sprays Fubupiss all over my face. I'm suffocating, but I do it for Fubuki. I can feel my nostrils burning as I choke on the Fubupiss. I endured against her stream. I want to please Fubuki. She sings Scatman, as she fills my mouth with her love. My dad walks in. Fubuki looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Otsu-kōn deshita!". Fubuki turned into a fox and leaves through my window. Fubuki is love. Fubuki is friend.
Its the Misato copypasta but changed to Lamy from Hololive with mention of her wakipai (portion around the armpit and side of the breast).
Sometimes I fantasize about Lamy coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her wakipai. Is there any hope for me left?
Its from 4chan /vt/ (Virtual YouTubers) board where there’s a joke that Vesper from Holostars is a supervillain causing every drama to happen in Hololive.
>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>dressed up as Kotoka and asked Mel about cover's secret projects then told Yagoo about it
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>ripped a fat shart during Cecilia's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Gura, Ame, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>told Risu to never do Karaoka streams
>told Kronii, Mori, Ame and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>hired Jurard
>hired ERB
>is omegalpha
>is jchad
>organized HLZNTL, forced the girls to join at gunpoint
>Convinced Coco she'd make way more money as an indie in the long term
>forced Sana to graduate
>dressed up as Ollie and passed Jurard the interview questions so he could ace the interview
>told Jurard about "hate marketing" told him to tweet at Gura and Mumei to intentionally piss people off
>decided to fuck with Nijisanji for a change and told Riku it would be a genius idea to have management harass Selen while she was in the hospital and subsequently to have the black screen stream after that backfired
>is responsible for Fauna's periods incapacitating her for a week every month
>convinced Kronii to go on hiatuses to get plastic surgery
>gave Mumei her throat problems
>is the manager that told Haato she couldn't go on the EN Minecraft server anymore
>runs ERB's youtube account, is the one constantly writing messages in holostars' chat
>convinced Bettel to collab with Bae and said his fujos wouldn't get mad
>convinced ERB that homocollabing would be good for her growth
>convinced ERB that doing nothing but unarchive Karaokes and superchat readings would be good for her growth
>runs all the accounts constantly asking Kiara and Irys to homocollab
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>convinced Shiori to have the "collab choices" talk during debut
>runs all the accounts constantly shittalking Nerissa's gaming skills causing her to drop games
>gave A-chan's parents cancer forcing her to quit her position to take care of them
>told Gamma to send dick pics to holomembers
>pulled Mori's perms for dark souls 3
>fucked with Gura's projects and mixed her songs
>told Ririka that homocollabing would be great for her career and to chastise her fans for not liking it
>vaccinated Shiori as a child and gave her crippling autism
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born
>convinced Fuwamoco to move to Japan
>dresses up as Fuwawa and molests Mococo every night
>told Matsuri she should ERP during VCR GTA RP, is the twitch jannie who banned the E-celeb she ERP'd with so that his fans would attack her
>collabed with Tenma and cucked her fans
>told yagoo to have the stars join GTA RP to cuck other fans of girls from other companies
>convinced Magni that the both of them could totally make it as indies, told him he'd easily pay off his student loans once they don't owe cover a cut anymore
>Married Aqua and told her to become a housewife
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>convinced Fauna to graduate and filter unicorns on her rebrand
>hacks Kronii's account to advertise crypto coin
pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes told his manager to fuck off is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information dressed up as Kotoka and asked Mel about cover's secret projects then told Yagoo about it hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream is the host that blackmailed Matsuri was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her fingerbanged Ollie onstream set fire to Subaru's house orchestrated the trash taste collab Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream convinced Pekora to buy a monkey dug the hole in minecraft injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream ripped a fat shart during Cecilia's stream gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood built Bae's cuckshed damaged Suisei and Marine's voices is the reason why Gura, Ame, Shion and Ayame barely stream sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab made kobo eat literal shit traced Nene's drawing forces cover to sell acrylic stands drugged Mori right before meme review gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan is the shadow president of Taiwan simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager" fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans" added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust) planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder infected Kanata with her ear disease got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned told Susan to crack down on lewd content tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab Fired Shinove Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate Hired Hitomi Chris gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors Graduated Hitomi Chris leaked the info that got Mel fired was the manager that kept denying Fauna's ideas is the college professor that keeps assigning too much homework for Mumei is the one who got Gigi into league of legends is the one who got Towa into street fighter is the guy who bought the last concert ticket just before you were going to buy it is the reason customs lost your merch>hired Tempus hired Mori hired Jurard hired ERB is omegalpha is jchad organized HLZNTL, forced the girls to join at gunpoint Convinced Coco she'd make way more money as an indie in the long term forced Sana to graduate dressed up as Ollie and passed Jurard the interview questions so he could ace the interview told Jurard about "hate marketing" told him to tweet at Gura and Mumei to intentionally piss people off decided to fuck with Nijisanji for a change and told Riku it would be a genius idea to have management harass Selen while she was in the hospital and subsequently to have the black screen stream after that backfired is responsible for Fauna's periods incapacitating her for a week every month convinced Kronii to go on hiatuses to get plastic surgery gave Mumei her throat problems is the manager that told Haato she couldn't go on the EN Minecraft server anymore runs ERB's youtube account, is the one constantly writing messages in holostars' chat convinced Bettel to collab with Bae and said his fujos wouldn't get mad convinced ERB that homocollabing would be good for her growth convinced ERB that doing nothing but unarchive Karaokes and superchat readings would be good for her growth runs all the accounts constantly asking Kiara and Irys to homocollab wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats convinced Shiori to have the "collab choices" talk during debut runs all the accounts constantly shittalking Nerissa's gaming skills causing her to drop games gave A-chan's parents cancer forcing her to quit her position to take care of them told Gamma to send dick pics to holomembers pulled Mori's perms for dark souls 3 fucked with Gura's projects and mixed her songs told Ririka that homocollabing would be great for her career and to chastise her fans for not liking it vaccinated Shiori as a child and gave her crippling autism impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born convinced Fuwamoco to move to Japan dresses up as Fuwawa and molests Mococo every night told Matsuri she should ERP during VCR GTA RP, is the twitch jannie who banned the E-celeb she ERP'd with so that his fans would attack her collabed with Tenma and cucked her fans told yagoo to have the stars join GTA RP to cuck other fans of girls from other companies convinced Magni that the both of them could totally make it as indies, told him he'd easily pay off his student loans once they don't owe cover a cut anymore Married Aqua and told her to become a housewife raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora convinced Fauna to graduate and filter unicorns on her rebrand hacks Kronii's account to advertise crypto coin
From a clip of Biboo (Koseki Bijou) being jealous that Gigi Murin got an inspiring edit because she secretly wanted one for herself first.
I’m mad because I’ve been on TikTok and I’ve seen the inspiring edits and then Gigi gets one and then I’m like dang it I was going to say like I really want an inspiring edit but now if I say “I want an inspiring edit” people are going to be like… “Oh there- the- there’s already Gigi one so you don’t need an inspiring edit, Biboo” But I wanted it! I wanted an inspiring edit first! I just didn’t say it! And then someone already made one of Gigi so now I can’t have it! And wanted it! Dang it! I love those ones! They’re so inspiring! I regret not saying anything about the inspiring edits earlier! And-and and the worst thing is her edit is so good… what the- what are you talking about? Fish? Man? fish? Fish-man? Nah, I’m so jealous it was ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
Also known as the HokanTeki copypasta its from an unironic Tweet of a Kiara fan malding and threatening to quit watching her after she played LoL on stream.
Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted KFP and vtuber fanbase because Takanashi Kiara played LoL. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she decided to stream it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again.
Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only a game" "are you serious?" or something like that. LoL is cancer, LoL players are cancer (speaking from experience) and Kiara is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before I loved her...
Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted Brats and vtuber fanbase because Hakos Baelz didn't know Megumin. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she said "who's Megumin?" it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again.
Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only an anime character" "are you serious?" or something like that. Not knowing Megumin is cancer, people who don’t know Megumin are cancer (speaking from experience) and Baelz is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before
I loved her...
Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted Matsurisus and vtuber fanbase because Natsuiro Matsuri played Apex. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she decided to stream it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again.
Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only a game" "are you serious?" or something like that. Apex is cancer, Apex players are cancer (speaking from experience) and Matsuri is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before
I loved her...
Its a story from the /vt (virtual Youtubers) board on 4chan that managed to spread to mainstream Hololive thanks to reposts by fans. Like many other 4chan posts, its most probably fake so people share the story as a joke.
I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.
