Hololive

Noir Vesper

Its from 4chan /vt/ (Virtual YouTubers) board where there’s a joke that Vesper from Holostars is a supervillain causing every drama to happen in Hololive.

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>dressed up as Kotoka and asked Mel about cover's secret projects then told Yagoo about it
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>ripped a fat shart during Cecilia's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Gura, Ame, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>told Risu to never do Karaoka streams
>told Kronii, Mori, Ame and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>hired Jurard
>hired ERB
>is omegalpha
>is jchad
>organized HLZNTL, forced the girls to join at gunpoint
>Convinced Coco she'd make way more money as an indie in the long term
>forced Sana to graduate
>dressed up as Ollie and passed Jurard the interview questions so he could ace the interview
>told Jurard about "hate marketing" told him to tweet at Gura and Mumei to intentionally piss people off
>decided to fuck with Nijisanji for a change and told Riku it would be a genius idea to have management harass Selen while she was in the hospital and subsequently to have the black screen stream after that backfired
>is responsible for Fauna's periods incapacitating her for a week every month
>convinced Kronii to go on hiatuses to get plastic surgery
>gave Mumei her throat problems
>is the manager that told Haato she couldn't go on the EN Minecraft server anymore
>runs ERB's youtube account, is the one constantly writing messages in holostars' chat
>convinced Bettel to collab with Bae and said his fujos wouldn't get mad
>convinced ERB that homocollabing would be good for her growth
>convinced ERB that doing nothing but unarchive Karaokes and superchat readings would be good for her growth
>runs all the accounts constantly asking Kiara and Irys to homocollab
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>convinced Shiori to have the "collab choices" talk during debut
>runs all the accounts constantly shittalking Nerissa's gaming skills causing her to drop games
>gave A-chan's parents cancer forcing her to quit her position to take care of them
>told Gamma to send dick pics to holomembers
>pulled Mori's perms for dark souls 3
>fucked with Gura's projects and mixed her songs
>told Ririka that homocollabing would be great for her career and to chastise her fans for not liking it
>vaccinated Shiori as a child and gave her crippling autism
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born
>convinced Fuwamoco to move to Japan
>dresses up as Fuwawa and molests Mococo every night
>told Matsuri she should ERP during VCR GTA RP, is the twitch jannie who banned the E-celeb she ERP'd with so that his fans would attack her
>collabed with Tenma and cucked her fans
>told yagoo to have the stars join GTA RP to cuck other fans of girls from other companies
>convinced Magni that the both of them could totally make it as indies, told him he'd easily pay off his student loans once they don't owe cover a cut anymore
>Married Aqua and told her to become a housewife
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>convinced Fauna to graduate and filter unicorns on her rebrand
>hacks Kronii's account to advertise crypto coin

pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes told his manager to fuck off is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information dressed up as Kotoka and asked Mel about cover's secret projects then told Yagoo about it hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream is the host that blackmailed Matsuri was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her fingerbanged Ollie onstream set fire to Subaru's house orchestrated the trash taste collab Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream convinced Pekora to buy a monkey dug the hole in minecraft injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream ripped a fat shart during Cecilia's stream gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood built Bae's cuckshed damaged Suisei and Marine's voices is the reason why Gura, Ame, Shion and Ayame barely stream sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab made kobo eat literal shit traced Nene's drawing forces cover to sell acrylic stands drugged Mori right before meme review gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan is the shadow president of Taiwan simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager" fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans" added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust) planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder infected Kanata with her ear disease got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned told Susan to crack down on lewd content tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab Fired Shinove Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate Hired Hitomi Chris gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors Graduated Hitomi Chris leaked the info that got Mel fired was the manager that kept denying Fauna's ideas is the college professor that keeps assigning too much homework for Mumei is the one who got Gigi into league of legends is the one who got Towa into street fighter is the guy who bought the last concert ticket just before you were going to buy it is the reason customs lost your merch>hired Tempus hired Mori hired Jurard hired ERB is omegalpha is jchad organized HLZNTL, forced the girls to join at gunpoint Convinced Coco she'd make way more money as an indie in the long term forced Sana to graduate dressed up as Ollie and passed Jurard the interview questions so he could ace the interview told Jurard about "hate marketing" told him to tweet at Gura and Mumei to intentionally piss people off decided to fuck with Nijisanji for a change and told Riku it would be a genius idea to have management harass Selen while she was in the hospital and subsequently to have the black screen stream after that backfired is responsible for Fauna's periods incapacitating her for a week every month convinced Kronii to go on hiatuses to get plastic surgery gave Mumei her throat problems is the manager that told Haato she couldn't go on the EN Minecraft server anymore runs ERB's youtube account, is the one constantly writing messages in holostars' chat convinced Bettel to collab with Bae and said his fujos wouldn't get mad convinced ERB that homocollabing would be good for her growth convinced ERB that doing nothing but unarchive Karaokes and superchat readings would be good for her growth runs all the accounts constantly asking Kiara and Irys to homocollab wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats convinced Shiori to have the "collab choices" talk during debut runs all the accounts constantly shittalking Nerissa's gaming skills causing her to drop games gave A-chan's parents cancer forcing her to quit her position to take care of them told Gamma to send dick pics to holomembers pulled Mori's perms for dark souls 3 fucked with Gura's projects and mixed her songs told Ririka that homocollabing would be great for her career and to chastise her fans for not liking it vaccinated Shiori as a child and gave her crippling autism impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born convinced Fuwamoco to move to Japan dresses up as Fuwawa and molests Mococo every night told Matsuri she should ERP during VCR GTA RP, is the twitch jannie who banned the E-celeb she ERP'd with so that his fans would attack her collabed with Tenma and cucked her fans told yagoo to have the stars join GTA RP to cuck other fans of girls from other companies convinced Magni that the both of them could totally make it as indies, told him he'd easily pay off his student loans once they don't owe cover a cut anymore Married Aqua and told her to become a housewife raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora convinced Fauna to graduate and filter unicorns on her rebrand hacks Kronii's account to advertise crypto coin

Biboo wanted an inspiring edit

Bijou (Biboo) jealous of Gigi's inspiring edit copypasta

From a clip of Biboo (Koseki Bijou) being jealous that Gigi Murin got an inspiring edit because she secretly wanted one for herself first.

I’m mad because I’ve been on TikTok and I’ve seen the inspiring edits and then Gigi gets one and then I’m like dang it I was going to say like I really want an inspiring edit but now if I say “I want an inspiring edit” people are going to be like… “Oh there- the- there’s already Gigi one so you don’t need an inspiring edit, Biboo” But I wanted it! I wanted an inspiring edit first! I just didn’t say it! And then someone already made one of Gigi so now I can’t have it! And wanted it! Dang it! I love those ones! They’re so inspiring! I regret not saying anything about the inspiring edits earlier! And-and and the worst thing is her edit is so good… what the- what are you talking about? Fish? Man? fish? Fish-man? Nah, I’m so jealous it was ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

I rage quitted KFP and vtuber fanbase because Takanashi Kiara played LoL

Also known as the HokanTeki copypasta its from an unironic Tweet of a Kiara fan malding and threatening to quit watching her after she played LoL on stream.

Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted KFP and vtuber fanbase because Takanashi Kiara played LoL. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she decided to stream it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again.

Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only a game" "are you serious?" or something like that. LoL is cancer, LoL players are cancer (speaking from experience) and Kiara is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before I loved her...

Hakos Baelz doesn’t know Megumin

Hakos Baelz doesn't know who Megumin is from Konosuba — source

Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted Brats and vtuber fanbase because Hakos Baelz didn't know Megumin. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she said "who's Megumin?" it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again. 

Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only an anime character" "are you serious?" or something like that. Not knowing Megumin is cancer, people who don’t know Megumin are cancer (speaking from experience) and Baelz is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before

I loved her...

Matsuri played Apex Legends

Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted Matsurisus and vtuber fanbase because Natsuiro Matsuri played Apex. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she decided to stream it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again.

Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only a game" "are you serious?" or something like that. Apex is cancer, Apex players are cancer (speaking from experience) and Matsuri is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before
I loved her...

Manipulating my wife into becoming Ina.

Its a story from the /vt (virtual Youtubers) board on 4chan that managed to spread to mainstream Hololive thanks to reposts by fans. Like many other 4chan posts, its most probably fake so people share the story as a joke.

I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.

I saw Nerissa at a local KFP store yesterday

From the video description of a Hololive EN video, its the Flying Lotus at a grocery store copypasta but changed to Nerissa from Hololive Advent.

I saw Nerissa at a local KFP store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be annoying and bother her and ask her to do "ara-aras" or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Ope? Ope? Ope?” and unbuttoning her shirt in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my meal order, and I heard her starting to sniffle like a wet cat as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen hamburgers in her hands without paying.
The orange-haired girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Entschuldigen Sie, Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the hamburgers and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to remove the top bun from each individually “to prevent any culinary infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each burger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by complaining about "how you cant get any Culvers here" really loudly.

I saw Nerissa at a local KFP store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be annoying and bother her and ask her to do "ara-aras" or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Ope? Ope? Ope?” and unbuttoning her shirt in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my meal order, and I heard her starting to sniffle like a wet cat as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen hamburgers in her hands without paying. The orange-haired girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Entschuldigen Sie, Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the hamburgers and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to remove the top bun from each individually “to prevent any culinary infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each burger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by complaining about "how you cant get any Culvers here" really loudly.

Moguyacht copypasta

Started from the /vt/ board on 4chan, the MoguYacht copypasta is a derange fantasy from an Okayu fan which involves an orgy on a yacht that ends with a murder spree. The video is then sent to Okayu as an “akasupa” ($100 dollar donation that vtubers read) so she can read it on stream.

The story was obviously fake but its unhinged nature had made it iconic and often gets referenced within the vtuber community.

I just earned fuck you money from the recent crypto-boom and GME options, and this is what I'm planning to do with it.

First, I'm going to scout out all of the Japanese femboy voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, 2ch, and Instagram.(hell, I'll throw in a couple of girls too).I'll pay them all 100 grand to spend a week watching Okayu's streams and learning her speech patterns and demeanor. Then, I'm going to fly them all out to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of Japan. I'll provide ungodly amounts of heroin, cocaine and LSD. I'll rig the ac system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental aphrodisiacs,hormones, and THC-laced vapor all around the ship. When they arrive, I will direct Hollywood's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all up as Okayu. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, and look like Okayu. 

I will then activate the (((air conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Okayu traps on the MoguYacht. We will suck, fuck, and cum in each other mindlessly in a cacophony of Okayu laughs, murmurs, and moans. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the semen of Okayu's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will make Epstein's island will look like abastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.

At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of drugs), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage rage and lunacy,I will commit mass nekomata genocide and shoot up the entire ship. The ship will be equipped with several 360degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then akasupa 9 times to Okayu herself before committing shotgun suicide. 

You may call me a schizo and tell me to take my meds, but this is my dream and now there's nothing stopping me from achieving it. None of you would have the balls to see this through or do anything remotely like this if you made it this* rich. fuck you all and see you all in a month on LiveLeak, faggots.