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Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil

    Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

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    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
    Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because OP was already dead. 

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    Summary:
    
    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
    
    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
    
    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
    
    Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.
    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
    Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead. 

    Origin of this meme

    The origin of the ‘Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed’ copypasta came from a Valve developer response towards a clip of a pro CSGO player (Hiko) missing his shots that seemingly shouldn’t happened. Ever since then, the response had been meme-d and shared across different communities every time there is a discussion or clip showing shots that didn’t result in a kill. People often do this as a nod towards this legendary comment.

    Why was this meme so legendary?

    CSGO has an in-house community joke where the game is visually bugged at specific angles causing the game’s character model not aligning with it’s hitboxes. It is also widely accepted that sometimes the netcode of the game fails to register player’s shots. This meant that when you shoot someone, the person might live.

    Valve has always been very silent and mysterious on their projects and by extension they way they engage their community. Hence when an official Valve employee responded to the clip of Hiko with an over-analyzed frame-by-frame comment on why its not the game’s fault and actually the player himself, it became an instant meme by the CSGO community.

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    Hiko was 4 light years away from the spike

      The farthest a human being has ever been from Earth was during the Apollo 13 mission, when Americans James Lovell, Fred Haise, John Swigert passed over the far, or "dark" side of the Moon, however this couldnt be further from the truth as the person known as "hiko was approx. 4 light years away from the spike on icebox

      “Clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round” Valorant version

        clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round
        
        Hiko plants the bomb and turns to look at Laz
        
        "You took my family"
        
        moves to the left
        
        "You took my friends"
        
        moves to the right
        
        "You took all that was dear to me"
        
        bomb timer keeps ticking
        
        "I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
        
        Hiko fires two shock darts straight at Laz
        
        "HIIKORUKEN"
        
        The shock darts kill Laz instantly. Hiko falls to the ground, exhausted.
        
        "Nitr0.. Senpai... I..."
        
        faints
        
        Final Score
        
        Zeta Division 13
        
        100T 1

        Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God

          Hiko is a professional Valorant player
          I believe that Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God. For every teammate that Hiko watches die in front of him, he is granted the ability to kill one person on the enemy team. Hiko lives a painful existence, knowing that he must watch his friends die over and over as he stands and does nothing, but it is what he has to do. Steel and Nitro may die, but that is a sacrifice Hiko is willing to make.

          LETS GO SPENCER!!

            LETS GO SPENCER!! (btw Spencer is Hiko, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

            Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked

              then he bunny hopped out the door lmao
              I’m telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door