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Not my type

    Ashe from Overwatch
    Not my type. Sorry, but I’m gonna have to downvote this! She appears to be comfortable with sexuality and nudity, something that indicates she has had much sexual contact with men who are unintelligent but conventionally attractive (not ACTUALLY attractive, as being attractive to most women now only consists of whether or not they make their vulvas “wet”). You can see in the slightly tan ring around her areolas that they have been sucked and twiddled on, as it is common for the female nipple to become jaded and worn after many sexual partners. What a shame.

    Jerking off to stickmen with boobs

      post nut clarity do be hittin' different
      Wtf am I jerking off to? How has my life gone so downhill that I'm jacking off to drawings? I think I know why my dad left. It's because he knew what I would be doing in 20 years from now. Is this my life now. Do I Really get fucking aroused when I see a stickman with boobs, I do. Who am I inside? I don't know because I'm too busy jerking off to stickmen with boobs.

      Hentai is an even worse form of porn

        Send this to your weeb friends and watch them have a meltdown
        Hentai is an even worse form of porn because it is even more unreal, even further removed from reality, even more capable of displaying utterly fucked up and extreme stuff that cannot exist in reality. You know the stuff Im talking about and I dont care if you say you only watch the 'good' kind of hentai. It is poison in the worst form. It is attractive, that is the problem. Down that road lies lonliness and dissatisfaction. You need to let that poison go and find incomparable joys in real life. Luckily they are common. Go feel the sun on your face. Run and feel your body move. You can do it.

        The Perfect Hentai

          closes book yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
          No rape, no ugly fat 50 year old pedophile, no bdsm, no fetishes, no tentacles, completely normal sex, not a harem (although they can be done well), just a couple showing how much they love each other. And its romantic, cute, and feels genuine. I have only seen one other hentai do this, but this has one advatage over it. The dialogue is absolutely positively perfect. Instead of the girl saying "OH MY GOSH ONI CHAN, YOUR SEXUAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS CURRENTlY ENTERING THE PART OF MY BODY USED FOR SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN A PLEASURABLE WAY" every 0.0000000002 nano seconds screaming it in an annoying voice, the conversations during the sex actually work perfectly. They talk about how much they love each other, and only briefly, lemme say it again, BRIEFLY mention how it feels every seconds or so. And they only talk occasionally making the situation more intimate. Ladies and Gentleman, the perfect hentai.

          12 Days of Hentai

            Santa knows what to give naughty weebs like you
            🎼On the first day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            A crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
            
            🎼On the second day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
            
            🎼On the third day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the forth day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the fifth day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Five onaholes , Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Six butt plugs, five onaholes ,Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the eigth day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the tenth day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the eleventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Eleven pairs of tiddies , Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
            
            🎼On the twelfth day of Christmas my father gave to me
            
            Twelve custom katanas, Eleven pairs of tiddies, Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶

            steam hentai review

              this is a wholesome Christian lady
              Despite being one man, the developer of this game really knows what his fans want. On Friday, I had burned my hand with flaming oil and stayed eight straight hours in a neglectful "healthcare" facility that took eight hours to bandage my recently singed flesh. This left me with very limited use of my left hand, thus rendering me unable to play most games as they tend to require two hands. This hero of a developer kept his clientele in mind, and made it so this game could easily be played with one hand. I can tell just by that design choice that this is an upstanding Christian man who had developed a wholesome Christian game. Obviously this game was designed for people with limited mobility such as myself, as I cannot think of any other reason why this game should be played with one hand. These design choices lead me to believe that there is still hope left for humanity, 10/10.