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Tragedy of Helldiver Reynold The Bold

    Based on the original ‘Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise‘ which was an iconic scene from Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Helldiver Reynold The Bold? I thought not. It’s not a story the Skull Admiral would tell you. It’s a Helldiver legend. Helldiver Reynold was a super citizen turned automaton sympathizer, so powerful and so experienced he could use the 500KG bomb to destroy Fabricators and Bug nest. He had such influence on the citizens of super earth he could recruit so many Helldivers that democracy would always prevail. Communism is a pathway to many anti-democratic thoughts some consider to be unnatural. He became so sympathetic… the only thing he was afraid of was losing an automaton planet, which eventually, of course, the scrap did. Unfortunately, he spread his ideologies to every helldiver he knew, then his robot enemies killed him in battle. Ironic. He could save robots from death but they killed him in the end.

    Own a LAS-16 Sickle for home defense

      Based on the original “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta that started from 4chan.

      Own a LAS-16 Sickle for home defense, since that's what Super Earth's founding fathers intended. Four Automatons break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my flowing cape and laser rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first bot, it's dead on the spot. Draw my LAS-7 Dagger on the second bot, miss it entirely because it's one small beam and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the autocannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with armor-piercing rounds, "FOR SUPER EARTH" the armor-piercing round shreds two bots in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix saber and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the SEAF to arrive since triangular saber wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

      PSA: PUT YOUR MICROPHONE ON PUSH TO TALK

        Nobody wants to hear you coughing your phlegm-filled lungs out and eating the world's crunchiest chips in front of a jet engine turbine while your spouse yells at you in the background and a tiny angry dog yips at a baby that's crying its head off because your mechanical keyboard sounds like gunshots that the sirens outside are responding to.

The game defaults to open mic and many people will skip that first screen to get into the game. If people have to mute you, whatever you might have to say will be completely lost. So please, unless you have an accessibility reason for using open mic, use push to talk. I promise, it won't kill you. Then everyone, including you, can enjoy voice chat and leave it on and not have to mute anyone :)

        Helldivers 2 is an exhilarating game that captivates players with its

          Copy and pasting this copypasta into the Helldivers 2 Discord channel would get you banned by their community managers. You have been warned!

          Helldivers 2 is an exhilarating game that captivates players with its blend of intense action, strategic depth, and cooperative gameplay. The core game offers an adrenaline-fueled experience that keeps players on the edge of their seats, constantly engaged and excited for the next mission. One key element that make Helldivers 2 so enjoyable is its emphasis on teamwork and coordination. Players must work together seamlessly to overcome challenging missions, whether it's defending objectives, completing objectives, or engaging in intense battles against formidable enemies. The game encourages communication and cooperation, fostering a sense of camaraderie among players as they strategize and execute their plans together. The variety of missions and objectives in Helldivers 2 ensures that gameplay remains fresh and exciting. From infiltrating enemy strongholds to extracting valuable resources, each mission presents its own unique challenges and obstacles that require players to adapt and strategize accordingly. The game also features procedurally generated levels, ensuring that no two missions are ever the same, and keeping players engaged and challenged throughout their gameplay experience. The game's deep customization and progression systems further enhance its replayability and enjoyment. Players can customize their loadouts and equipment to suit their playstyle, whether it's opting for heavy firepower or focusing on support and utility roles. As players progress and complete missions, they earn experience points and unlock new abilities, weapons, and upgrades, allowing them to continually evolve and improve their characters as they progress through the game.The game's vibrant and immersive sci-fi universe adds another layer of depth and immersion to the experience. From the diverse array of alien races to the rich lore and backstory, Helldivers 2 creates a compelling world for players to explore and immerse themselves in as they embark on their epic adventures.