This subreddit doesn’t allow users to upload images as comments, so please imagine a two-panel comic starring the Heavy from the 2007 first-person shooter game Team Fortress 2. In the first panel, which has a blank white background, he is giving the camera a thumbs-up, smiling amicably. Behind him is a desk with a powered-off laptop resting on its surface. The caption above him reads, “1) Open Reddit”, implying that he is about to log on to social media. In the second panel, captioned “2)”, the background is now black, the sheer intensity of its darkness somehow casting shadows onto Heavy’s back. The Russian man is now staring into a monitor, the contents of his social media jaunt unseen to the viewer, for better or for worse. It is likely that this is for the better, however, as Heavy’s blank eyes and relaxed jaw imply that his consciousness is no longer present even though his body persists. This image may be seen as a commentary on the objectively reprehensible opinions certain social media users may express under the perceived veil of anonymity, shared either to disconcert other users as a joke, or due to a serious character flaw, the likes of which may require the help of a therapist to rectify.
i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy fucking the absolute shit out of medic, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy fucking medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.
Yes, I did it, and I am not afraid to hide it. I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, as he was carrying his 36 inch penis and placed them between his breasts, which sagged to the ground, and hung out between the back of his legs.
The part where Tavish Finnegan DeGroot, another character from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, more commonly known as the Demolition Man, or Demoman for short, proceeded to take off his eyepatch, and inserted the Heavy's penis into the empty socket, was exceedingly arousing to me, as his head shortly after exploded as if a cum-filled landmine had been detonated in his skull.
Afterwards, as The Heavy was putting Tavish's bones inside of his penis, I nutted the hardest I had ever done in my life, with enough force to set off 78 volcanos in my vicinity, and proceeded to impregnate the continent of Australia.
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more! Heheh, cry some more."
