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Happy Birthday copypasta

well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy!

    Hey there Katie! Its your birthday!

    Its from a classic cringe video from 2013 where a guy made a happy birthday video to confess his feelings for one of his friends.

    well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy! its yo birfday- its ur birthdayyy. yayyyyyyy! so i wanted to buy you something really expensive. buttttt then i realized i was broke ๐Ÿ˜ž so instead of an awesome bracelet to replace that one of a kind one you lost because of me. It was kind of because of me ๐Ÿ˜ž probably shouldnt have made you hang out with me that night. Ive decided to make you something instead! british voice I like to make things! robot voice im creative!yayyyyy! Cue the song ๐Ÿ˜‰ i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas starts playing the first time we hung out, I knew you were special. Maybe it was the thump of the poor kitty cat underneath the car. Meow! latin voice oh the poor little kitty ๐Ÿ˜ž maybe it was the silly voices you did. silly voice silly voices! Either way, I knew it was the beginning of our awesome friendship. epic voice awesome friendship! french lover voice or maybe more ๐Ÿ˜‰ poor beggar boy voice please sir, I want some more. Who knows ๐Ÿ˜‰ what I do know is that from the moment I first met you, you made me feel welcome. butler voice right thees way. Sure, it helped that we lived in the same complex. And that your friends asked me to join in too. shows pictures sometimes I pretend you were looking at me in that picture ๐Ÿ˜‰ is that a little weird? Maybe thats weird. silly voice no, its not! Yeah maybe it is xD see now I promised I didnt mean to but some time around here shows a picture of a tgi fridays I stopped thinking about you like this shows picture of katie and started thinking about you like THIS shows picture of him and katie maybe it had something to do with... this night picture of katie at disneyland or maybe it was this night picture of him and katie together mickey mouse voice probably the dress! No it really wasnt that, but that was really nice ๐Ÿ˜‰ lets be honest, it was probably the smell of your apartment. Will you take me candle shopping please!? Man I wanted to live there in december. high pitch voice that might have been weird. And speaking of december, that christmas tree was the tannemBOMB! And then there was new years eve. I dont have a picture of that. Probably for the best xD but thats the moment I couldnt hold it in much longer. silly desperate voice I had to say somethin! And maybe I cant tell our friends exactly how I feel... yet ๐Ÿ˜‰ but ive found a way to alleviate that stress. Yayyyyy! excited voice strangers! montage of him telling strangers he likes katie I may have told a lot of people xD montage continues and to be quite honest, im hoping someday all our friends know ๐Ÿ˜‰ until then, im enjoying getting to go โ€œupโ€ with you. Because katie... even though youre under here a lot... I just made you say underwear! xD under the sea! I think of you as being up here! Nope higher! Higher still! Higher, higher, higher! You know what, second store to the right and straight on til morning. The line was too long for a good shot ๐Ÿ˜ž hey! Hey hey katie! I likes ya ๐Ÿ˜‰ and its your birthday! And since you make me happy every time I think about you, id like to return the favor. You give me a reason to dance! And while I may never get very good at it, as long as youre around I cant see how that would ever be a bad thing ๐Ÿ˜‰ happy birthday katie! Now excuse me, ive got some dancin to do ๐Ÿ˜‰ dancing in disneyland montage 

    Happy Birthday

      HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜Š BIRTHDAY ๐ŸŽ‚ BRO!!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜† Its time ๐Ÿ•ฆ to get LIT ๐Ÿ”ฅ for your special ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ BIRTHDAY ๐ŸŽŠ! You finna turn UP ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿคฏ and get DOWN ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿคฉ on this BEAUTIFUL day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’• because you're ๐Ÿ‘€ a CHAMP๐ŸŽ–and a COOL ๐Ÿ˜Ž DUDE ๐Ÿ’ช! Get all that ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘ and ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿน and HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ don't forget ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค to eat your cake ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‹ or your other cake ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ because today you the MAN ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค
      HAPPY ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽFUCKING ๐ŸŽ‚BIRTHDAY๐Ÿซ ๐ŸŽ‰ YOU SLUT! ๐Ÿ˜›MAY ALL ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸผYOUR ๐Ÿ’ซWISHESโœจ โญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŸCOME TRUE ON THIS โ˜€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๏ธBEAUTIFUL ๐Ÿ˜DAY. I WANT TO ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผTHANK ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผYOUR PARENTS ๐Ÿ‘ซ4๏ธโƒฃGETTING โฌ‡๏ธ AND ๐Ÿ‘ชDIRTY 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ YEARS AND 9๏ธโƒฃ MONTHS ๐Ÿ’ฌAGO๐Ÿ‘ถ๐ŸฝAND DOING๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ SUCH A ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸผWONDERFUL ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผJOB, ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸšผYOU ARE THE โœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธBEST REARRANGEMENT ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”OF CHROMOSOMESโŽ I HAVE SEEN ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธGO GET YOURSELF ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸผSOME ๐Ÿ˜บ ๐ŸˆOR MAYBE SOME ๐Ÿ†. DO WHATEVER ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝYOUR โค๏ธ NEEDS ๐Ÿ’ฆTO BE HAPPY! ๐Ÿ˜„TURN ๐Ÿ†™ AND SHOVE YOUR FACE ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐ŸฝIN SOME ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†—โ“ LOVE ๐Ÿ’“YOU ๐Ÿ’•BITCH! ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ•MAY ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒนYOUR HAPPINESS๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„ NEVER ๐Ÿ”šโ•โ—๏ธโ•โ—๏ธ
      ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰HAPPY๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚BIRTHDAY๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽŠ you sexy๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜SLUT๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…it's timeโฐโฐto celebrate๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿพโœจyour SQUIRT-DAY๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆwith some CAKE๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ be sure to BLOW๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ†out all the candles๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚so your WISHES and ๐Ÿ˜ WET DREAMS๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcan all CUMโœจ๐Ÿ˜ณtrueโ€ผ๏ธOn this day a beautiful๐Ÿฅฐ baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ was born ๐Ÿฃ who loved to SUCK๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผon some BIG๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ปMILKY๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฅ› TITTIES๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโœจso let's party๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅ‚with a birthday๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰BLOW-OUT๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŽ‰BASHโœจ๐Ÿ˜with friends ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏand FUN๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿพand lots of CUMfetti๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠbe sure to wear your SLUTTY๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฉbirthday suit ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹
      HEY ALL YOU BIRTHDAY BITCHEZZZ!!! ITโ€™S TIME FOR EVERYONES FAVORITE HOLIDAY๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅณ BRIANโ€™S BDAY๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… WEAR YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS BECAUSE THIS PARTY IS GETTING SWEATY๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ THIS YEAR BRIANโ€™S ASS IS THE PIร‘ATA ๐Ÿช… SO TAKE YOUR BEST WHACK๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ HOES WE PLAYING PIN THE DILDO IN BRIโ€™S BOOLHOLE๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ SO PRACTICE YOUR AIM๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR BDAY SLUTS๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฉ IF YOU GET 5 BACK STAND IN THE CORNER U BIRTHDAY CLOWN๐ŸคกโŒ๐ŸคกโŒ๐Ÿคก IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE BIRTHDAY BITCH๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฆ IF U GET 20 BACK U DA KWEEN OF THE BEAN๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ˆ AND ALL YOUR GLORYHOLE GANGBANG DREAMZ WILL CUM TRUE๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… CHEERS๐Ÿฅ‚ TO 2๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ YEARS OF BEING A BAD ASS, ONE OF A KIND BITCH๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT!!! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ We gonna FUCK like its ur FUCKday! ๐ŸŽ‰ I want to thank your PARENTS ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ for giving birth to this WILD DIRTY SLUT!! Letโ€™s make it RAIN ๐Ÿšฟ๐ŸŒง on that GOLDEN ๐ŸŒ birthday PUSSY!! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ready for some DICK ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ†, SLUT DANCING ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ, MONEY ๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ’ธ and DRINKING ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ. Donโ€™t forget a shot of CUMMIES with that DICKuor!!! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ Send this to 5๏ธโƒฃ other HOES and ur a FESTIVE BIRTHDAY WHORE ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฏ. Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ SLUTS and ur a FILTHY BIRTHDAY MINX who will gets BAGS ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฏ filled with CUMMIES!!! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ป

      19 year old discord mod’s goodbye message to his 14 year old little kitten

        It was his sussy Kawaii femboy
        Whatever, this is my last message to you ever so remember this, I thought you were such a great person which is why I admired you and wished I could be like you but of course you became like this, I never claim to be innocent and I still don't but I know from what I can see that you are not a good person anymore, I got you a full price game because I cared a lot about you and so you didn't have to worry about the whole thing with your dad, I always had your back whenever you had problems, I trusted you with my secrets, I got you into anime, when you said you were leaving Discord that one time I jumped to try to help you I felt really close to you and then you just one day decide "Hey I'm not your friend anymore and I don't like you" without even an indication, you became a person that decided to play with my emotions, you took advantage of my trust that time when the confession bot was being used and then it turned out to be you and you allowed me to accuse people which made me look bad yet I still forgave you and let myself believe that you had a single ounce of care for me, sure I may be far from a good person but I at least am a loyal fried that would go many lengths to protect that friendship no matter what, but even after you said I was manipulative (which btw effected me to the point where I'm afraid to talk about my feelings to anyone) I still decided to believe you because I cared and thought you knew best but while talking to real friends that care about me for real I realize that you were wrong. You used to say to be so mature but now you act childish, you also seem ungrateful but with that being said I still know you're a trustworthy person kinda also me and the others have really liked the peaceful server ever since you guys with your spamming and wanting to say the N word left
        
        (And then a few weeks later he decided to message him exactly at 12 am on his birthday)
        
        12:00 am November 6 aka your birthday, I memorized when your birthday was because before all this stuff happened I was planning something for your birthday but I guess that can't happen now, and no Birthday bot is gone so that didn't remind me, I may not be the person you want to hear this from but Happy Birthday dude, I hope this year is full of enjoyment and happiness for you, you deserve it ๐Ÿ‘this is the least I can do