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Happy Birthday copypasta


well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy!

    Hey there Katie! Its your birthday!

    Its from a classic cringe video from 2013 where a guy made a happy birthday video to confess his feelings for one of his friends.

    well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy! its yo birfday- its ur birthdayyy. yayyyyyyy! so i wanted to buy you something really expensive. buttttt then i realized i was broke 😞 so instead of an awesome bracelet to replace that one of a kind one you lost because of me. It was kind of because of me 😞 probably shouldnt have made you hang out with me that night. Ive decided to make you something instead! british voice I like to make things! robot voice im creative!yayyyyy! Cue the song 😉 i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas starts playing the first time we hung out, I knew you were special. Maybe it was the thump of the poor kitty cat underneath the car. Meow! latin voice oh the poor little kitty 😞 maybe it was the silly voices you did. silly voice silly voices! Either way, I knew it was the beginning of our awesome friendship. epic voice awesome friendship! french lover voice or maybe more 😉 poor beggar boy voice please sir, I want some more. Who knows 😉 what I do know is that from the moment I first met you, you made me feel welcome. butler voice right thees way. Sure, it helped that we lived in the same complex. And that your friends asked me to join in too. shows pictures sometimes I pretend you were looking at me in that picture 😉 is that a little weird? Maybe thats weird. silly voice no, its not! Yeah maybe it is xD see now I promised I didnt mean to but some time around here shows a picture of a tgi fridays I stopped thinking about you like this shows picture of katie and started thinking about you like THIS shows picture of him and katie maybe it had something to do with... this night picture of katie at disneyland or maybe it was this night picture of him and katie together mickey mouse voice probably the dress! No it really wasnt that, but that was really nice 😉 lets be honest, it was probably the smell of your apartment. Will you take me candle shopping please!? Man I wanted to live there in december. high pitch voice that might have been weird. And speaking of december, that christmas tree was the tannemBOMB! And then there was new years eve. I dont have a picture of that. Probably for the best xD but thats the moment I couldnt hold it in much longer. silly desperate voice I had to say somethin! And maybe I cant tell our friends exactly how I feel... yet 😉 but ive found a way to alleviate that stress. Yayyyyy! excited voice strangers! montage of him telling strangers he likes katie I may have told a lot of people xD montage continues and to be quite honest, im hoping someday all our friends know 😉 until then, im enjoying getting to go “up” with you. Because katie... even though youre under here a lot... I just made you say underwear! xD under the sea! I think of you as being up here! Nope higher! Higher still! Higher, higher, higher! You know what, second store to the right and straight on til morning. The line was too long for a good shot 😞 hey! Hey hey katie! I likes ya 😉 and its your birthday! And since you make me happy every time I think about you, id like to return the favor. You give me a reason to dance! And while I may never get very good at it, as long as youre around I cant see how that would ever be a bad thing 😉 happy birthday katie! Now excuse me, ive got some dancin to do 😉 dancing in disneyland montage 

    Happy Birthday

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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT!!! 🙋🏼💁🏼🎁 We gonna FUCK like its ur FUCKday! 🎉 I want to thank your PARENTS 👫👬👭 for giving birth to this WILD DIRTY SLUT!! Let’s make it RAIN 🚿🌧 on that GOLDEN 🌝 birthday PUSSY!! 🍒😂 Get ready for some DICK 😳🍆, SLUT DANCING 👯💃🏽, MONEY 👛💸 and DRINKING 🍸🍷🍾. Don’t forget a shot of CUMMIES with that DICKuor!!! 🍆💦👸🏽 Send this to 5️⃣ other HOES and ur a FESTIVE BIRTHDAY WHORE 💁🏽👯. Send this to 🔟 SLUTS and ur a FILTHY BIRTHDAY MINX who will gets BAGS 💰💯 filled with CUMMIES!!! 💦💦😻

      19 year old discord mod’s goodbye message to his 14 year old little kitten

        It was his sussy Kawaii femboy
        Whatever, this is my last message to you ever so remember this, I thought you were such a great person which is why I admired you and wished I could be like you but of course you became like this, I never claim to be innocent and I still don't but I know from what I can see that you are not a good person anymore, I got you a full price game because I cared a lot about you and so you didn't have to worry about the whole thing with your dad, I always had your back whenever you had problems, I trusted you with my secrets, I got you into anime, when you said you were leaving Discord that one time I jumped to try to help you I felt really close to you and then you just one day decide "Hey I'm not your friend anymore and I don't like you" without even an indication, you became a person that decided to play with my emotions, you took advantage of my trust that time when the confession bot was being used and then it turned out to be you and you allowed me to accuse people which made me look bad yet I still forgave you and let myself believe that you had a single ounce of care for me, sure I may be far from a good person but I at least am a loyal fried that would go many lengths to protect that friendship no matter what, but even after you said I was manipulative (which btw effected me to the point where I'm afraid to talk about my feelings to anyone) I still decided to believe you because I cared and thought you knew best but while talking to real friends that care about me for real I realize that you were wrong. You used to say to be so mature but now you act childish, you also seem ungrateful but with that being said I still know you're a trustworthy person kinda also me and the others have really liked the peaceful server ever since you guys with your spamming and wanting to say the N word left
        
        (And then a few weeks later he decided to message him exactly at 12 am on his birthday)
        
        12:00 am November 6 aka your birthday, I memorized when your birthday was because before all this stuff happened I was planning something for your birthday but I guess that can't happen now, and no Birthday bot is gone so that didn't remind me, I may not be the person you want to hear this from but Happy Birthday dude, I hope this year is full of enjoyment and happiness for you, you deserve it 👍this is the least I can do