Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
1. Female
2. Age 16-23
3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)
4. Willing to do as I ask
5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)
6. Have 0 male friends
7. Cook 3 meals for me a day
8. Be willing to split the bill on a date
9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)
10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person
11. Have sex with me as I ask
12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)
13. Ideally not have a job
14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points
I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.
I need a girlfriend between the age of 15-17, she needs to have either colored hair or their natural hair needs to be darker than brown hair. They need clout and preferably should be really hot, and they need to laugh at every one of my jokes, even the not funny ones. They also need to have a juice ass, she also needs to be stable. Psychically and mentally . She needs to be a rock, she needs to stable enough to punch in the chest and be able to survive and withstand. She needs to be emotionally stabel enough for me to bully her reltenlessly and her be okay. She also needs to be a fan of the following youtubers Captian Sparkles, PewDiePie, MarkiePoo, Minecraft, JackieSepticEye , Jenna Marbles, JeffSwiper, Grandayy, Not Dolan Dark, and Dude Perfect. She needs to be my edgy weeb gf and be able to send me funny memes (but not from trashgram) and have at least 10k Karma, any less will be a disqualification. she also needs to be a fan of the harry Potter films but i haven't read the books so idk about them, she has to be in Griffendor (even though I am hufflepuff) and hate any slitheryn. She must also be less than 5'5 or I will step on her. I need her to hate anime but she needs to be a fan of the game Persona 5 but her only romance options should be Goth Doctor, if she choose Ann she gets a lethal injection
