Every day I wake up with a morning wood and the first thing comes to my mind is Furina. I think about Furina's modest chest when I brush my teeth. I think about Furina's thighs when I wash my face. When I take my breakfast I get reminded of Furina's delicious clit juice. I think about Furina's armpits when I am in classes. I fantasise about my kok being tied up by Furina's thigh rings when I take a pee break. When I take lunch I imagine ground pounding Furina while she moans in coquettish Frnch. Yes. Frnch. I don't even find it cringy anymore, and even emerged an impulse to learn Fr*nch just because I could use authentic slurs to insult her sexually in bed. I want to call her my little petite cumbag and seeing her smug face getting corrected on bed by my throbbing kok. I want her to repeatedly how magnifique and énorme my baguette is till I vehemently pour my crème de la donger inside her tender body. I cannot live one day longer without putting my kok inside Furina anymore. The reality without Furina as my personal cumdump is worse than that down in Meropid Fortress. Life is meaningless and torturous.
Hey guys, did you know in term of human male and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? Not only she's on a medium size group making her universally acceptable by either the short king or the big bears, her high HP and Max HP increasing skill would allow you to be as rough as possible with her. With her being the Archon of Water, there's no doubt in my mind that aroused Furina will be incredibly wet, not only that her ability to apply wet status should act similarly like a lubrication allowing you to go straight to the action without getting sore even for hours to end. Her gimmick of switching between offensive and support would allow her to take the role of both submissive and dominant at the same time which you can use to spice up your session. Her ability to heal both you and herself allows you to recover from fatigue or even injury (in certain play). No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility and versatility as Furina did.
As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
So I gotta use National teams now
Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
The way things is goin', I need more
Tell me why Xiangling
Is so OP
I can vaporize
With no ICD
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
Tell me why Xiangling
Is so OP
I can vaporize
With no ICD
I really love Nilou. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal dance for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Nilou.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Shirasagi Himegimi, you little hilichurl? I'll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Yashiro commission, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on the spiral abyss, and she has over 300 crit damage. She is trained in alternate sprint and she's the top cryo user in the entire Inazuma. You are nothing to her but just another handguard. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Teyvat, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies in the Shuumatsuban and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Soumetsu, slime. The Soumetsu that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her elemental skill. Not only is she extensively trained in Kamisato arts, but she has access to the mistsplitter reforged and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what elemental reactions your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have cherished your fucking gems. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're embracing your duty, you goddamn idiot. she will Sakura swirl all over you and you will freeze in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.
