The Xiangling meme that started from a Zy0x livestream by chatters while farming in the Emblem domain. Its the biggest Genshin/gacha copypasta due to its popularity outside of its community.
Xiangling was meme-d hard as she’s one of the strongest characters in game while being only a 4-star rarity character and new characters are often compared to her power level. The copypasta is also known as OPPA by fans.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world
Xiangling x Honkai Star Rail
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play Blade. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Himeko. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play Herta, Argenti. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her seriousness of breakfast. She isn't satisfied. I pull night on the milky way. "I don't need this much atk" She tells me. "Give me more speed." She grabs Asta and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with before dawn."
I can't pull for before dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, constant aoe fire follow up attacks. What a cruel world.
Xiangling Brainrot copypasta
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Emblem of Severed Fate. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Vaporize. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Overload. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I don't even try to talk about Mono-Pyro. I want to talk about The Catch. Someone will pull out the Xiangling copypasta. I want to talk about Pyronado, Guoba - someone will pull out the Xiangling coypasta. It grabs me by the throat. Someone says something about Xiangling. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my keyboard. It posts: *I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.* There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, rambling about Xiangling. What a cruel world.
i try to play abyss. BOOM. xiangling. i get out of my chair to go to the fridge. BOOM. xiangling. i go play star rail. BOOM. xiangling.
Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path.
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I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Genshin. I try to play HSR, WuWa. The communities have a daily post about Genshin. I try to browse gacha communities. Every post has Genshin mentions. I try to browse regular gaming communities. There's a monthly genshin hate thread. I try to see memes. I see a genshin neckbeard meme every 2 seconds. I browse fanart. Every character is from genshin. I mute the world. I leave all game communities. My favourite youtuber gets sponsored by genshin. "Download genshin impact" they tell me. I go to an anime convention. There's genshin everywhere. A talking fairy comes out "Traveller I need 80 gb of space". She grabs my pc and forces me to download it. "You just need to spend some money on it" I can't do it, I don't have enough money. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She takes all of my food and leaves."Ehe te nandayo?!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing, but pure billions of dollars in revenue. What a cruel world.
I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of Furina. I try to use Lyney’s Passive, Furina gives more damage. I try to use Neuvillette’s passive, Furina gives more damage. I try to use Cyno, Xiao, they both want Furina. I fish for her, I give her the Pipe. “These scraps are unbecoming of me, give me Festering Desire.” I don’t have Festering Desire, I missed the event. I try to pull Splendour of Tranquil Waters, I get the Donut. I can’t pull anymore. She takes my card, it declines. “I guess this is the end.” She summons Mademoiselle Crabeletta. “Mademoiselle Crabeletta, pinch his balls.” There is no hint of pity in her eyes, nothing but pure, unrivaled DMG%. What a cruel world.
Originated from Genshin’s Discord, the Aether copypasta has become a meme for Aether simps.
Lumine's amazing, she really is, but the things aether do to me😩his design is literally so seducing and hot, his waist and hips are so grabbable and his midriff is so fine like who are you showing off for?? his long silky golden braid matches which design so well, and his earrings just make it even better. his beautiful bronze eyes are just so striking yet so warm, and his voice and yelps are just so damn attractive. everyday in all languages I repeat his entire voicelines over and over again just so I can hear that angelic voice of his. I can stare at his pretty body all day and think to myself whoever ends up with this man must me the happiest person on earth his smile is so perfect and wonderful and can we just talk about how submissive and breedable he is?? I just wanna undress him so badly so I can see all of his sexy body on display, I want to fuck him so badly and hear his lewd moans throughout the room. I want him to whisper filthy things in my ear and beg for me to breed him. I want to see his body cum-stained and I want to put soft kisses all over him. I want to use my tongue on him and see him shiver in lust. I worship Aether everyday like the ethereal god he is and I wish I could cuddle and feel his heart beating. I want to tell him everything will be okay, that he'll reunite with his sister and he won't need to worry. He is literally so perfect I love him so much.. 💗
This is a parody of the Xiangling copypasta thats started from Twitter and became a meme afterwards.
I can't take it anymore. I'm tired of being underwater. I pull for Arlechinno, she can't use her kit underwater. I want to play my top 1% Ganyu. She can't use her bow underwater. I want to grab materials with Nahida. She can't do it underwater. I want to jump around with Cloud Retainer. She can't use her skill underwater. I want to play Shenhe, Ayaka. They both can't do anything underwater. Navia grabs me by the throat. I give her mora. I get her geo gems. I endlessly kill a robot couple for her. She isn't satisfied. I have an abundance of other enemy drops. "I don't need any of these" She tells me. "Give me more oceanic pearls". She drags Neuvillete and they both force me to dive in the sea. "You just need to get us more materials. We can do more damage with higher level talents." I can't even look up Chiori's skirt while farming. I don't have mods... Wait a minute, I don't even have Neuvilette, what does he even wan- He brings Furina with him. She's in ousia form. "Guess this is the end." She calls her salon members. She says "Madam Crabaletta pinch his balls." There are no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure 30 seconds of chasing me throughout the sea before they despawn because she cant use her skill underwater. What a cruel world.