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Please God, I want to impregnate Kuki Shinobu so bad

    Please God, I want to impregnate Kuki Shinobu so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant ninja. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
    
    Kuki Shinobu is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
    
    I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Inazuman cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
    
    She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
    
    I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
    
    God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
    
    My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Dango milk syrup from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
    
    I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Shinobu's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
    
    I love you, Kuki Shinobu. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that debate stage talking about the Arataki Gang's juvenile crimes or whatever. Get to C6, respond to my 10x pulls. Something. Give me a sign, Shinobu. I’m waiting for you.
    
    I’ll always be waiting for you.

    Own a Klee for home defense

      Own a Klee for home defense, since that's what the archons intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Dodoco Tales and Mondstadt terrorist . Blow a temari ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Sparks 'n' Splash on the second man, miss him entirely because of auto-targeting and nails the cooking pot. I have to resort to the Jumpty Dumpty located at the top of the stairs loaded with mines, "Boom Boom Bakudan!" the Jumpty Dumpty shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra mines set off alarms. Fix aim and charge attack the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the Knights of Favonious to arrive since critical hit wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the archons intended.

      QUASO

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        Ganyu x QUASO

        Barbara from Genshin Impact

          From now on I will be squeezing the milk out of Barbara’s tits directly into my coffee, then she will then stir it with her tongue, fill her mouth with saliva, drink the whole cup and feed it to me via mouth to mouth. I will not except any method of hydrating myself other than this

          I’m a straight male but I find Ayato and Zhongli really attractive

            Zhong Li and Ayato copypasta
            When I started playing Genshin Impact I told myself that I would only pull for the female characters I really like, since thats what I mostly play Gatcha games for, to enjoy the aesthetics of beautifully designed female characters while slaughtering monsters to the calming background music.
            
            What brought me into Genshin Impact, to be frankly honest was Monas and Keqings character design, Monas ass to be specific, I saw a youtuber showcasing the characters and thats when I made the decision : Download Gneshin impact and aquire Mona and Keqing at all cost. I never knew they were standard banner characters and obtaining them would be difficult, but to my suprise Keqing was my first five star I got when i tried pulling for Venti,which gave me the motivation to continue playing.
            
            Yes i tried pulling for Venti because I thought Venti was a cute chick, and it took me about 3 patches to come to the acceptance that he was a boy, after Keqing I eventually got Venti in the same 1.0 patch
            
            Fast foward to the liyue story quest; When we went to the teahouse with childe, I met Zhongli for the first time, to my suprise it was a really strange feeling, he was handsome, his mysterious looking eyes that looks like he knows everything, his silky smooth eng va voice, the perfectly tailored suit he wore, wow, his eye liner, the way he carried himself, and his persoanlity ,wow zhongli was hot, like I fell in love with him, it was like love at first site but with a character, I loved the way zhongli would grunt every normal attack in his english voice, and everytime he kicked his spear it would send shivers down my spine. This would eventually lead me to question my sexuality for the first time, which im certain im straight.
            
            There was just something about Zhongli that made me fall in love with him as a character, I instantly knew i was going to pull for him, which i eventually did during his first banner that came out in 1.1, since then zhongli has not left my party and he always in the first slot, on his first rerun banner i even went alll out to c6 zhongi, which was a surprise cause i told myself Id only pull for female characters
            
            Now fast foward to Ayato, why I really like is Ayato design, Ayato is hot like i mean really hot, Im straight but i swear Ayato is better looking than a majority of female characters in this game.
            
            Ayato hit me different than Zhongli, while I fell in love with Zhongli for every aspects he had such as his personality, voice, his eye and even kit, the only thing that pulled me towards ayato was his looks, i didnt care about anything else, it was really strange it would get to the point I'd have short daydreams of kissing and making out with ayato , even thou Im straight. I lusted over Ayato just cause of his look.
            
            Even till this day my favourite character in the entire game is Zhongli overall. But when it comes to hottest character in the game, i would have to say its Ayato
            
            I honestly wouldnt mind making out with Ayato even thou im straight, for some reason I find him more attractive than Ayaka
            
            Wanted to add, the reason I even wrote this post is because I was watching Ayato trailer again this morning, when it gets to the part that Ayato uses his elemental skill and says ; Kenei yo at 1;03 in his silk japanese voice it just makes me feel? I just get a strange feeling, but the cheery on top of Ayato trailer is when he uses his elemental burst and the camera pans over his beautiful face, it makes my heart skip a beat, like Id rewatch that part multiple times..Ayato facial design is really attractive,his eyes look so soft, his long lashes, his eyeliner around his eyes thats slightly protrudes under his bottom eyelashes, the mole under his lip, his face is just relaxingly warm ....Ayato has the best facial design in Genshin Impact, imo....I just wanted to lets this out.
            
            Ive never felt this way for any guy irl or in live action movies/tv shows, so I'm pretty certain im straight.

            Wangy wangy Wangi wangi

              The infamous 'Wangy wangy' copypasta
              Based on the original Louise copypasta

              ‘Wangy wangy’ or ‘Wangi wangi’ means fragrant in Indonesian. It loosely means sniff sniff or when you say someone smells good.

              KEQINGG........... KEEEQIIING KEEQIING KEEEEEEEGIIIIIING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING KIRIMKAN KE MIHOYO AAAAAAAAH
              Ganyu Ganyu Ganyu ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut Ganyu wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya Ganyu AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~ AAAAAH Ganyu keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH Ganyu AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............Ganyu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? Ganyu itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Ganyu gw ...Ganyu di laptop ngeliatin gw, Ganyu .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur Ganyu aku gak mau merelakan Ganyu aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA Ganyu SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
              MEGAWATI MEGAWATI MEGAWATI ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut MEGAWATI wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~ AAAAAH MEGAWATI keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH MEGAWATI AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? MEGAWATI itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ MEGAWATI gw ...MEGAWATI di laptop ngeliatin gw, MEGAWATI .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur MEGAWATI aku gak mau merelakan MEGAWATI aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA MEGAWATI SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
              
              KEQING........... KEQING KEQING KEQING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING AAAAAAAAH