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Furina correction

    Furina getting corrected by okbuddy
    Based on the ‘Get pregnant‘ copypasta
    SASSY ARCHON 💢💢💢 YOU THOUGH WE WERE DONE FOR TODAY ⁉️ TIME FOR ROUND 2 YOU BRAT 💢💢💢 I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET PREGNANT TODAY 😡😡😡 UWOOOOOGGGGHHHHHHH CUNNY ARCHON 😭😭😭 SO CUTE 😭😭😭 SO FUNNY 😭😭😭 BUT SO BRATTY 😡😡😡 YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A BAD GIRL 😡😡😡 GET READY FOR A SERIOUS CORRECTION 💢💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PRRRRRREEEEEGNANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE UWOOOOOOOGGGHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭 IF YOU MAKE SUCH FACE 🥵🥵🥵 UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH YOU NAUGHTY GIRL 😡😡😡 IM GONNA PUMP YOU FULL WITH MY HOT CUM 🥵🥵🥵 AND YOU WILL BEAR ME TRIPLETS 👶👶👶😭😭😭 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 BRATTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY CUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY ARCHONNNNNNNNNNNNN 😭😭😭 HERE CUMS MY CORRECTIONNNNNNNNN 💢💢💢 LET ME FILL YOU UP 💧💧💧 AND STRETCH YOUR INSIDES 😭😭😭 WITH GALLONS OF MY STICKY SEMENNNNNNNNNNNN 🥵🥵🥵 IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM INSIDE CUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭 NNNNNNGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH 💦💦💦 HNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHAAAAAHHHHHHH 💦💦💦 HNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAW 💦💦💦 uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...💦💦💦 uuuuuhhhhhh...💦💦💦 ughhhhhh...💦💦💦 huhh... huhh... unhhh... uhh... uhh... 😭😭😭😭😭😭
    UOOOHHH💢 I WANT TO PLAP THIS BRATTY WATTER CUNNY SO HARD😭💦💦💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭
    Why are her shorts so tight, especially where her pussy is, huh? I mean you can clearly see her "V" shape just like that 😭😭😭 And she's like "yeah, I know you're staring at my pussy you pervert, yep. But I don't care, because there's nothing you can do to me anyway, can you~?" 💢💢💢
    
    I want to take those damn shorts off that bratty archon 😡😡😡 and wipe that cocky smirk off her sassy face sooooo fuckinggggg baddddd buddies 😭😭😭 god fcking damn she requires a hardcore correction with a dick 💢💢💢 I just want to take those shirts off and shove my hard pent up cock into her tight little slit in one swift motion and teach her some manners, put her in place 😡😡😡 I just want to fuck her with all my strength and PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP the shit out of her soooooo baaaaaaddddddd arghhhhhhhhh 🥵🥵🥵💢💢💢 and I want to make her promise me that she will never wear those lewd shorts ever again 🥵🥵🥵 She will do so of course, however in front of me this naughty brat 😭😭😭 will try to wear them anyway, in attempt to provoke me for even more brutal correction sessions 💢💢💢 god she will get pregnant in an instant if she tries that I swear to you my buddies 🙏🙏🙏 THIS NEEDY BRAT WILL BE PREGNANT THE SECOND I SEE HER WEAR THOSE DAMN SHORTS AGAIN 💢💢💢 PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANTEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 UWOOOOOOOGGGHHHHHHHH BRATTY ARCHON 💢💢💢 IS GETTING PREGNANTTTTTTT RIGHTTTTT FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOW 😡😡😡 NNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭💦💦💦 NNNNNNNGGGGGGUUUUUUHHHHHH 😭😭😭💦💦💦 HNNNNGHHHHHHHAAAAA 😭😭😭💦💦💦 uuuuuuUUUUUuuuuhhhhhhhhh...huh...ugh...huhh...ugh...huhh...uh...😭😭😭😭😭😭
    Mm-hmm?
    
    furina...? 🤔
    
    Furina! 🤩
    
    FURINAAAAAAAA!!!!😭😭😭
    
    Tsukamaeta~!!! 🫱🥰🫲
    
    *inhaaaaaaale*👃💨 *exhaleeeee* 😮‍💨 Ahhhh... Good smell! ❤️👍
    
    Again! Ah Kunkakunka!👃 Kunkakunka!👃 SuuHaa! SuuHaa!👃💨👃 💨👃Armpits also Good smell…🤤🤤🤤 Mmmm~ Kunkun👃👃
    
    Ah! Almost forgot! I wanna mofmof❗🤤❗ Mofmof❗🤤❗ Mofmof❗🤤❗ Fluffy Hair Fluffy hair Mofmof❗🤤❗ Good Mofmof ❤️👍
    
    Sore jaa~ 🤤 Hajimete shimashou ka!
    
    *Clothes being ripped off sfx*🎵 *Clothes being ripped off sfx*🎵 *Clothes being ripped off sfx*🎵
    
    Kono female oyster🦪💢❗💢❗💢 Seducing adults ❗ Time to give CORRECTION 👺💢❗ 👺💢❗
    
    haah... haah... Ahaah... ahhhaaAAAAAAAAAA YOU BRAT! YOU FUCKING BRAT! CALLING ME A PATHETIC VIRGIN LOSER!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
    
    PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶
    
    UUUUOOOOOGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KEEP POUNDING YOUR WET TIGHT omanko UNTIL IT CHANGES SHAPE TO FIT MY chinchin PERFECTLY!!!!!!
    
    PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗
    
    NO! THIS ISN'T IT OVER YET! I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE UNTIL YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY chinchin INSIDE YOUR omanko 24/7!!! SO NOW TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!
    
    UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
    
    
    ...
    
    🎶 *Ultra Instinct Theme (Official Version) Starts playing*🎶
    
    Paimon: Buddies...
    
    Buddies: Yes?
    
    Paimon: RoombaSUCC's finally reached it, hasn't he?
    
    Buddies: *smirks* Yes.
    
    Paimon: *grins with eyes twitching* Honestly. What an unbelievable guy! That form... That glow... That... That, indeed, is the Complete... Correction InstinctTM!
    
    *Pan to RoombaSUCC's chinchin glowing with a silver flame aura*
    
    ...
    
    
    Cum, Furina... Let me show you what true correction💢 is...
    
    PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕
    
    Hmph It seems you can still stand. Then, take this and get pregaganant.
    
    🗣️🔊 SUPER EXTREME PLAPME... PLAPME... HAAAAAAAAAAAA❕❕❕❕❕
    
    HAAAAYYYYYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
    
    HHAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭
    
    UWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
    
    And now, to get you double, no, sextuple pregananteganante.
    
    🗣️🔊 SUPER EXTREME PLAPME... PLAPME... HA ver. BARYON RASENPLAP❕💢❕💢❕💢❕💢❕
    
    HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.....
    
    AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.....💢💢💢AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAGGAHHHHHHH....💢💢💢
    
    AAAGAGHHHHAHAHAHAGGHH........💢💢💢AAAHAHAGGAHAGAGAGGAGAGAHGGHGG.....💢💢💢
    
    UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 FURINA PUTANG INA MO!!!!! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! DI AKO TITIGIL NA TORJAKIN KA HANGGAT DI KA NABUBUNTIS !!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    
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    🗣️🔊: You are now sextuple pregananteganante Furina.
    
    🗣️🔊: You belong to only me now.
    
    🗣️🔊: But remember... correction is never over. AND I WILL RETURN.
    
    Ejaculation sound 💦
    
    *Pan to Furina convulsing uncontrollably, her omanko oozing out cummies, her body also covered in cummies from head to toe. Then scene fades to black*
    
    Furina... Aishiteruze~
    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? 🧐 Not only is she a brat, which means she is in need of correction💢, Furina is an average of 4"03' tall and 83.9 pounds, this means she’s large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to healing, you can be rough with her. 🥵 Due to her mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Furina would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. 💦 She can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with incredibly short shorts to hide her pussy, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. 🤭 With her affinity to hydro, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. 🥳 No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make Furina turn white. ⚪️ Furina is literally built for human dick. 🥰 Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Hydro element means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more 🤤

    Every day I wake up with a morning wood and the first thing comes to my mind is Furina

      Furina from Genshin
      Every day I wake up with a morning wood and the first thing comes to my mind is Furina. I think about Furina's modest chest when I brush my teeth. I think about Furina's thighs when I wash my face. When I take my breakfast I get reminded of Furina's delicious clit juice. I think about Furina's armpits when I am in classes. I fantasise about my kok being tied up by Furina's thigh rings when I take a pee break. When I take lunch I imagine ground pounding Furina while she moans in coquettish Frnch. Yes. Frnch. I don't even find it cringy anymore, and even emerged an impulse to learn Fr*nch just because I could use authentic slurs to insult her sexually in bed. I want to call her my little petite cumbag and seeing her smug face getting corrected on bed by my throbbing kok. I want her to repeatedly how magnifique and énorme my baguette is till I vehemently pour my crème de la donger inside her tender body. I cannot live one day longer without putting my kok inside Furina anymore. The reality without Furina as my personal cumdump is worse than that down in Meropid Fortress. Life is meaningless and torturous.

      In terms of Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans

        Furina from Genshin Impact
        Hey guys, did you know in term of human male and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? Not only she's on a medium size group making her universally acceptable by either the short king or the big bears, her high HP and Max HP increasing skill would allow you to be as rough as possible with her. With her being the Archon of Water, there's no doubt in my mind that aroused Furina will be incredibly wet, not only that her ability to apply wet status should act similarly like a lubrication allowing you to go straight to the action without getting sore even for hours to end. Her gimmick of switching between offensive and support would allow her to take the role of both submissive and dominant at the same time which you can use to spice up your session. Her ability to heal both you and herself allows you to recover from fatigue or even injury (in certain play). No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility and versatility as Furina did.

        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise

          As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
          I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
          Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
          Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
          
          But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
          She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
          And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
          Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
          
          I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
          As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
          I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
          On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
          
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          
          Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
          I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
          So I gotta use National teams now
          Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
          
          I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
          Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
          I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
          Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
          
          Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
          I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
          I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
          The way things is goin', I need more
          
          Tell me why Xiangling
          Is so OP
          I can vaporize
          With no ICD
          
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          
          Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
          Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
          Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
          What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
          
          They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
          Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
          I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
          So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
          
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          
          Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
          Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
          
          Tell me why Xiangling
          Is so OP
          I can vaporize
          With no ICD

          I really love Nilou. Like, a lot.

            Nilou copypasta
            I really love Nilou. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal dance for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Nilou.

            Original copypasta was for Nanahira

            What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Shirasagi Himegimi

              What the fuck did you just say about Ayaka?
              What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Shirasagi Himegimi, you little hilichurl? I'll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Yashiro commission, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on the spiral abyss, and she has over 300 crit damage. She is trained in alternate sprint and she's the top cryo user in the entire Inazuma. You are nothing to her but just another handguard. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Teyvat, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies in the Shuumatsuban and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Soumetsu, slime. The Soumetsu that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her elemental skill. Not only is she extensively trained in Kamisato arts, but she has access to the mistsplitter reforged and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what elemental reactions your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have cherished your fucking gems. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're embracing your duty, you goddamn idiot. she will Sakura swirl all over you and you will freeze in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

              Based on the ‘Navy Seal‘ copypasta