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My best friend came out gay to me.

    Me and my friend have known each other for more than 5+ years, and we would always joke and call each other "homiesexuals", until yesterday where he came out as gay and said he developed feelings for me, im straight but what should i do? i dont wanna lose my friendship with him

    Two men kissing

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      Devo me sentir gay por chupar a teta da minha namorada?

        Ultimamente ando incomodando pois sempre que eu chupo a teta da minha namorada os mamilos dela crescem e me faz sentir como se eu tivesse chupando um pau
        
        Tipo os mamilos dela ficam durassos e ficam com tipo 12cm. Ultimamente tenho evitado sexo com ela pois eu sei que a parte favorita dela é quando eu chupo os mamilos dela
        
        Algm me ajuda não quero pagar Gargamel em um mamilo

        English version

        Lately it's been bothering me because whenever I suck my girlfriend's tit her nipples grow and it makes me feel like I'm sucking a dick
        
        Like her nipples get hard and they are like 12cm. Lately I've been avoiding sex with her because I know her favorite part is when I suck her nipples
        
        Someone help me I don't want to pay Gargamel on a nipple

        W response to the OP

        Cara, eu sou H22 (hétero) e basicamente chupo os peitos da minha mina todo dia, tlg?
        E é bem isso o que acontece mesmo, eles ganham volume a medida que eu chupo, mas nunca parei e senti como se estivesse chupando um pênis.
        
        Sinto-lhe dizer, mas creio que você seja gay.
        Veja bem, você está chupando uns peitinhos, e por algum motivo você associa isso a um pau doce e suculento, isso não faz o menor sentido brother.
        Por que você iria associar algo tão simples a um pênis duro e grande (com possíveis desejos de se banhar com o que há no epidídimo)?
        Foi mal cara, mas você só pode ser gay.
        Dude, I'm H22 (straight) and I basically suck my girl's tits every day, tlg?
        And that's exactly what happens, they gain volume as I suck, but I never stopped and felt like I was sucking a penis.
        
        I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you are gay.
        See, you're sucking titties, and for some reason you associate that with a sweet, juicy dick, that doesn't make any sense bro.
        Why would you associate something so simple with a big, hard penis (with possible cravings to shower with what's in the epididymis)?
        Sorry man, but you can only be gay.

        Came out as trans a few days ago

          >came out as trans a few days ago
          >best friend suddenly asked me to be his girlfriend out of nowhere
          >told him that I'm not even on hrt or anything yet so I'm pretty much a dude
          >he said he doesn't care and he wants me htr or not
          >asked him why he's suddenly doing this
          >he said he's making me his before someone else does
          >promised me that I wouldn't regret it because he'd help me become a girl his own way (sex)
          >mfw
          This feels extraordinarily gay sisters... we were bros last week and now he's talking about plowing me and I'm not even on estrogen...

          Original 4chan thread

          I had sex (with a woman)

            today I had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

            Gay version

            today I had very hot sex(very gay)(with a man) and it was pretty fun I fucked his ass(because he is a man) and he said he enjoyed it a lot(with a male voice because he is a male). Anyways losing your virginity(to a man) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a man).

            Furry version

            today I had very hot sex(not furry)(with a human) and it was pretty fun I fucked her ear(because she is human) and she said she bled a lot(with a human voice because its a human). Anyways losing your virginity(to a human) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a human).

            The future the gays want

              The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.