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Met a new player in TF2, this was their steam bio

    dont mess with me cuz ill kill u i have admin guns ill kick u in da face ill spawn siren head ill get my stick MINIONS ill get dinosaurs ill spawn SCP-096 imma spawn peanut aka SCP-173 den ur neck get snapped + ur getting eaten by 096 so yeah boi dont mess with me!!!! U TRYING TO CRASH ME *kills u with admin gun then kicks* >:) DONT MESS WITH ME ILL KICK UR NUTS THEN U WILL BE CORNERED BY SPCS AND IDK DINOSAURS AND MUCH MORE SO DONT DO IT!!!!!!! u: wtf this kid is crazy (when u join my gmod server) *drops mic* HI THERE DUMMY *shoots*

    So disappointed in the new Animal Crossing…

      Last night after my gay sex session I decided to turn on my Nintendo Switch™ and play some Animal Crossing: New Horizons™. I was trying to progress as quickly as possible so I can see Isabelle on my 4k 60 inch TV. I was catching bugs to give to Blathers, because Blathers is a bitch who is scared of bugs, until I couldn’t believe my eyes.

I caught...

A Monarch Butterfly.

A MONARCH Butterfly!

I threw my Pro Controller™ right at my TV and screamed in absolute horror.

Is that a fucking political word I see? Why the fuck is there a MONARCH Butterfly? What the fuck is Nintendo™ trying to do putting their right-wing ideals in their games? Wasn’t Animal Crossing™ supposed to a peaceful game? It surely can’t be when they stuff their political cocks down our throats. Why isn’t there a Marxist Butterfly? I’m in pure shock that Nintendo™ will go to such lengths to brainwash people into agreeing with their political values. I am never buying a Nintendo™ game again, until they formally apologize to me admitting that it was wrong to promote political ideals in their games.

      Written in response to a furry comic on a video game subreddit.

        I have viewed various pieces of hardcore gay pornographic material, yet none of them have been as gay as this fucking image. You have taken something normal and respectable, and have shat all over it with your furry, “owospeak” garbage. This makes me want to gouge my eyes out. I have purchased 500 gallons of nitric acid in order to disintegrate me and everything I own because of this image. I am willing to bet my life savings you are not allowed anywhere near a preschool. Fuck.

        Chess is dead

          Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.