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Hypothetical Scenario: Fartnite

    ok so you're laying on your bed playing Fortnite with your epic hot gamer girl gf, you've just won your fifth consecutive victory royale when she looks to you with a devious smile on her lips and says "Fortnite, more like Fartnite," before sitting on your face and letting out the biggest brap known to mankind.

    Yandere dev’s response to why the game runs terribly

      Yes, development began 6 years ago. But Yandere Simulator is much more ambitious and complex than an average indie game. The premise itself may seem straightforward, but the number of features and depth of mechanics is comparable to that of AAA open-world sandbox titles. It's unrealistic to expect a game like this to reach the optimization stage in less than 6 years, simply due to the unusually large scope and deep complexity of the game, coupled with the fact that it's mostly being developed by a single person. Nobody can accurately estimate how long it should take to teach the optimization stage, because there isn't a pre-existing project that Yandere Sim can be compared to.
      
      No solo developer has ever attempted to build a social stealth school simulation sandbox game before. The length of time that it takes for a single man to develop a game like this has simply not been established yet, so "it's been 6 years, you should have optimized the game by now" is simply not a valid statement.
      
      Even with the above information in mind, I do think that the game should be further into development by now, but there are factors that massively slowed down the game's development and put the game way behind schedule.
      
      Early in the game's development, I adopted an unreasonable update schedule; one major feature every 2 weeks. As a result, the game was developed under "crunch time" for several years straight; 15-hour workdays, no vacations, constantly sacrificing physical and psychological health, etc. This caused me to become "burned out", which severely reduced my productivity. Due to my ongoing obligation to devote most of my time to Yandere Simulator, I have never had an opportunity to recover from this burnout and return to normal levels of productivity.
      
      There is another factor that is much more important than that, though. I have been mischaracterized, misportrayed, misrepresented, and character assassinated by drama YouTubers who financially benefit from producing content where they ridicule, shame, humiliate, and vilify their target. Going through this experience has caused me to feel like my life and career are permanently destroyed, which has killed my motivation to work on the game, reducing my productivity further.
      
      The game could've been further into development by now, but being slandered and harassed on a daily basis for 5 years slowed me down.

      Ben Shapiro kindly asks his mom for Robux

        Now, let’s say hypothetically, you, my mother. Were to give me, your son, your credit card information. So I could make a purchase of 500 robux on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister will have you believe, I have done a very good job of doing my chores, including, but not limited to; The dishes, the laundry and the taking out the trash.

        How Epic Games could expand the lore and clarify Questions about Naked Skins

          How Epic Games could expand the lore and clarify Questions about Naked Skins
          
          At first this title will seem weird, but if you have ever taken a closer look at the fortnite anatomy you'll see that there are many contradictions to their body such as them not having visible fingernails (except nail polish) but having realistic feet and also not having nipples. Recently Epic also confirmed that Reproduction is canon in the fortnite universe by releasing the infamous outfit Kit who represents Meowscles son. This led to more questions on my part.
          
          To end this confusion Epic Games should show us the fortnite anatomy in detail by giving us 1 male and 1 female skin without clothes and additionally release a video showcasing the reproduction peocess. This would not only benefit thus craving for lore but also erase the confusion many people like me have.

          Minecraft, but he’s torturing my cock and balls

            Minecraft, but he's torturing my cock and balls. In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my cock and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find out.

            I think my grandpa might be a gamer 😳

              Whoa guys 😳 I think 🤔 my grandfather 😮 might be a gamer 🎮
              
              I found a richtofen cosplay 😎🧐 from cod zombies 🧟‍♂️ in his closet 🚪it's even got the 卐 epic zombies symbol 卐 on the arm 💪 which tells me he's a classic 🛂🎮 gamer 😏 b/c they stopped using that 卐 symbol b/c it looks 👀 too much like a windmill 🌬️ and windmill ⚡ companies and farmers 🌽👨‍🌾 were getting mad 😒
              
              He's even got a bunch of pics 🖼️ of him and some friends dressed up 😜 but the pics must be photoshopped 🤔 cuz he looks younger 🧒 also who ever took the picture 🖼️ def didn't make sure they were ready 🙄 b/c they're all pointing up with their whole hands ✋old people are weird 😂
              
              🎮 Game on grandpa! 卐