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Gamer repellent ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

    Gamer repellent ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸฟโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคž๐ŸฟโœŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟโ˜๐Ÿฟโœ‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟโœ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆป๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคถ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฝ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฝ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฏ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฏ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฏ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ

    So I don’t care about sex and whatever

      So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.
      
      I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.
      
      She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my cock." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.
      
      She wont respond to my texts.
      
      Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"
      
      Now im blocked.

      They targeted gamers.

        They targeted gamers.
        
        Gamers.
        
        We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
        
        We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
        
        We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
        
        Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
        
        Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
        
        These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
        
        Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

        Says the poor brainless console peasant

          Glorious PC Master Race
          Says the poor brainless console peasant. No mods, no money to achieve high performance, no creativity to set up your own devices. Calling me pathetic lol, I actually work and gather money for Gaming PC whilst you console peasants probably beg to your parents for buying you a console. So tell me, have you been a good brat by doing house chores?

          TIFU by putting my foreskin in the PS5 disc drive.

            Redditor in a nutshell
            Long story short i got a part of my foreskin ripped off. Not much but enough. Currently in the ER.
            
            Now long story: I was bored and couldnโ€™t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.
            
            At first it started sucking the disc (dick haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.
            
            Now iโ€™m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i havenโ€™t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.
            
            TL;DR: i got a part of my foreskin ripped off by a rather aggressive playstation. Currently in the ER.

            The Cyberpunk 2077 Penis Customization is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

              2020 ended with another disappointment
              To give yourself an average sized penis is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To give yourself an average size penis is objectively right. There are no situations other than kinky ass porn in which a person chooses to either have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Therefore the penis customization presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for having a micro dick, no one will fine you or kill you for having a Mandingo BBC, you gain nothing by having an average sized dick. You must give yourself an average sized dick out of the goodness of your own heart. You must give yourself an average sized dick because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
              
              A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
              
              The size of your character's penis is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.