I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so fucking confused. Please help me!
There will come a day where you will finally bag one of the holomems in your bed. You will be excited as your dreams of having sex with your oshi have finally come true. Without hesitation you will pull her pants and panties down only to discover there never was a cock and its only a pussy. You realize all those years of talking in her chat and all those superchats you sent were for nothing. You remember the blood and sweat you spilled to get the money for your supas. You realize that all of it was for naught and all those years of ignoring your family and their attempts to help you have mentally broken you. You feel hopeless as you realize you ruined your life for nothing but empty promises. There never was a futa cock to suck. You worked hard and had to stop doing the things you enjoyed just to have the money for supas. You had wasted your life away and are now but an empty husk of the man you once were.
You wake up at 3:45am in cold sweat only to find yourself tied to the bed. Turns out your oshi has been railing you for the past 16hrs and with the overflow of cum and multiple orgasms you've had you passed out and had a fever dream. All is now right in the world.
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
Obligatory this happened 5 years ago but we are still very much happily married today and having lots of sex every day. A bit of a backstory, my dick is fucking huge. I have a 12 inches with 5 inch diameter. I also last really long in bed. Also me and my wife are polyamorous so hmu if you wanna try something ;).
Now, to the story. My wife and I were into vanilla sex only at the time. I was getting kind of bored one day so I suggested she peg me with her giant futa cock instead of the other way around while she masturbates me to vaporeon porn. Now, because my dick is so fucking large, it took a lot of effort to switch positions, and while in the process of doing so, my dominant pelvic thrusts slapped her cock out of the way and it slipped into her asshole. Now, this felt really good, so I kept going even though she yelled at me to stop and that it hurt. After I nutted inside her I sat down on my pewdiepie gamer chair to work on my star wars minecraft build. Reddit, AITA?
TLDR: Accidentaly buttfucked my futa cock girlfiend with my giant penis while she begged me to stop.
Edit: Thank you for the gold kind strangers!!1!11!!
Edit 2: Alot of you wanted a TLDR so I have added one to the end of the post.
Edit 3: Some of you guys are saying I was NTA or am TA for different reasons so I've taken all of your guys'sses' advice and will hit the gym then enlarge my cock then fuck her even harder next time in the dick and make sure to hide the gorilla glue. TYSM fellow holesome 100 fedora tipping keanu chungus redditors.
that's a nine-incher that i'd love to get nailed by~ i can only imagine how much that fat cock is throbbing in there, desperately begging to be free~ it's so hard that when you pull it out it flops up and smacks you in the face~ one touch is enough to show you how rock solid her shaft is and you'd throw yourself onto it with reckless abandon, her huge meat filling your mouth and mind~ you take its entire length into your throat obediently - it slides deeper, she pounds harder, and you gag louder with each thrust until your hands are on her thighs to brace yourself~ eventually she grabs you and pulls you onto the bench and forces your head as far down onto her big dick as you can go and pumps a thick load of juicy cum into your mouth, and you can feel every throb of the shaft as you swallow her nut whole <3
Futa hentai is the best and totally not gay. On the contrary, it's actually double straight, even more straight than vanilla hentai. Futas have all the sex organs: dick, vag, boobs. That's 66.6% straight and 33.3 (repeating, of course) % gay if you don't like futas. However, the dick and vag cancel out mathematically and we're left with nothing but female boobs, which is 100% straight. On top of that, the male g spot is in the ass. Getting your g spot pounded by a man is gay. Getting your g spot pounded by a fat twelve inch futa cock is straight because there's a vagina somewhere back there and boobs that can rest on your back, plus the math checked out. There are only two types of men: men who want a fat futa cock railing their throat and dumping a hot load into their stomach followed by hours upon hours of anal, and men who are in denial.