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Furries breaking your cock and spine

    H-h-h--hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo *rubs on your chest* Your chwest is swoft *breaks your spine* Woopsied I dwid a little poopie!!! Let me mwake you fweel bwetter *snaps your cock in half* Wowzaies!!

    Reggie the Mouse

      The infamous Reggie copypasta
      SFW source
      Hi! My name is Reggie! I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. (To feel them push their way inside me.) I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?
      Discord Version 1
      Hi, my name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:
      Discord Version 2
      :mouse2: Hi! My name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: (To feel them push their way inside me. :dizzy_face: ) I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:

      I am a gecko tehee

        Gecko furry copypasta
        >.< hewwoooo!!! I am a gecko tehee uwu OwO..... I-i-i-i kinda like u >.< wags my cute little tail oWo i wanna see ur throbbing meat scepter >_< >.< wags tail faster. Y-y-you don't like me? >.< grabs ur cock anyways cuz i want it so badly UwU ill make it quick i swear. starts stroking ur fat dick OwO starts sucking it i love the way ur cock tastes u cutie >.< strokes ur dick faster and makes u cum all over my lizard face >.< UwU your cum tastes so salty giggles and gets back on ur dick

        We the Anti Furry Allegiance.

          We the Anti Furry Allegiance. Our motto is “If you dress as an animal you got the same rights.” The uniforms we wear are based the U.S. Marines but instead of an American flag it’s the phone number to a psychologist. The Allegiance has over 25,000 member worldwide, each of whom is for deployment at any time. There are several different units with different goals. My unit, Unit 5, goal is to prevent another rainfurrest from happening again. We have had success with this and will continue to do this public service. Thank you and god bless

          Asmongold’s Brony Defence

            Asmongold on him being a brony
            Source for the clip
            "Listen. Just because I know who Rainbow Dash is, and I know what Equestria is, and Princess Celestia is, and I- I know uh, other things about the thing too probably I- probably I think about it, I don't know - Just because I know that stuff - Pinkie Pie, yeah, the- I don't- Look, it- I- I'm not- no, sounds like you know the story- of course, LISTEN, what do they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer guys, t- remember- remember how they say that? Wh-what do you- wait, there's nothing wrong with this, it's- it's- that's, SEE? Look guys, yeah, TRUE, TRUE, yep, and absolutely not, nope we're downvoting this one, no, nope nope nope, that's not true, sus-"

            TIFU by drawing a buff furry in my friend’s copybook

              ok so firstly i am a furry artist. well yea it might sound disgusting but i literally cant draw anything else since any furry is like 100x better than whatever i draw so it looks like i must accept my fate and take it with pride.

it was a geography class and i was watching some hentai anime with my catboy friend when the teacher announced the classwork we had to do. of course we didnt hear shit but we couldnt care less at the time

a bit later we leaned over and asked the guy ahead about our task. he gave us his copybook since hes already done it (what a quick son of a bitch) so we checked it out and copied the work.

this is when it dawned upon me to draw a buff furry on his worksheet. i mean, whats so wrong about it? ive already done it so many times with so many people so its like a habit for me. so i went ahead and made a hot furry fox with an aroused face and a massive cock in about a minute (practice makes perfect). my catboy saw me drawing him and giggled as he was purring for me.

so well ive done my dirty business and we returned the copybook to the guy and carried on watching our hentai. yet what we didnt seem to notice is that the dude hadnt checked the work one more time. at the end of our lesson we gave in our copybooks to the teacher.

and so uh it turns out that the guy hasnt erased the furry meaning hes still out there waiting for teacher to notice him… well i hope she wont mind that much